#pezzy x reader

[drysdaledaydream]

Them doing the “Fellas Grab Your Lady If Your Lady Fine”

[ nhl | soccer | f1 | youtube | marvel | dcu ]

nhl

jack hughes 86 [ video ]

The phone propped up on the dresser starts playing the audio: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You’re standing right in front of Jack, who’s lounging on the edge of the bed with that mischievous little smirk tugging at his lips. He raises his eyebrows like he’s daring you not to move. Before you can react, his hands shoot out, grabbing your waist. With a laugh, he yanks you toward him and in one smooth motion flips you backwards onto the mattress. “Jackkkk!” you squeal, half laughing, half protesting, as he hovers over you, still grinning like he’s just won something. “What?” he teases, brushing his nose against yours. “They said to grab my lady. Can’t help it if mine’s the finest.” Your face heats, and you push at his chest, but he only settles in closer, eyes sparkling with that boyish mischief you fell for in the first place.

luke hughes 43 [ video ]

The parking lot lights cast a glow over you as you stand beside Luke, his Michigan jersey hanging off your frame. The audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You gasp dramatically, shoot him a playful grin, and take off running. Luke freezes for half a second, staring straight into the camera with a crooked smile—then bolts after you, sneakers pounding the pavement. Both of you disappear out of frame, laughter echoing in the Michigan night.

matt rempe 73 [ video ]

The audio kicks on: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You’re sitting criss-cross at the edge of the bed, scrolling on your phone, while Matt is stretched out behind you, one arm tucked under his head. He side-eyes you with that slow, mischievous grin spreading across his face. Before you can even react, he lunges. “Matt—!” you squeal as he side-tackles you, both of you tumbling right off the side of the bed in a mess of laughter and tangled blankets. From the floor, you groan, “You’re insane.” He just laughs, pressing a kiss to your shoulder. “Blame the audio, not me.”

nico hischier 13 [ video ]

Snowflakes blur the windows as the two of you sit tucked in his car, heater humming softly. The audio plays: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Nico doesn’t hesitate. His hand slides across the console, grabbing your waist and tugging you closer until you’re practically in his seat. He leans over the console, lips brushing against your neck as you burst into giggles.

quinn hughes 43 [ video ]

The apartment is quiet except for the clack of Quinn’s keyboard as he sits at the island, laptop open. You’re standing behind him, leaning against the counter, mouthing along to the audio: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Quinn glances over his shoulder once—then pushes his chair back so fast it scrapes against the floor. In two steps, he’s scooping you up, and you automatically wrap your legs around his waist, laughing as you bury your face into his neck. The video cuts there. A little while later, his phone buzzes on the counter with a text from Jack, Little Brother: you’re such a simp 😂 Quinn just shakes his head, grinning at the screen before tucking you in closer.

soccer

christian pulisic 11 , 10 [ video ]

The water ripples softly around you as you float just a few feet away from Christian, sun glinting off the surface. The audio begins: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Christian’s eyes meet yours, a small smile tugging at his lips. He doesn’t rush—just lifts his hands under the water, sliding them gently around your arms. Slowly, he pulls you toward him, the space between you closing until you’re back-to-chest, audio ends and he’s not letting you go.

gavi 6 , 9 [ video ]

The audio kicks on: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You’re sitting in the passenger seat, camera angled perfectly. Gavi doesn’t move—he just sits there in the driver’s seat, grinning at the camera like he’s filming a selfie, completely unaware of what he’s supposed to do. You glance at him, then back at the camera, shaking your head with a laugh. He notices and tilts his head, confused, but still smiling big. The audio fades out and, a beat too late, he blurts, “Wait… qué?!” his face scrunching in pure confusion while you’re already laughing at him.

pedri 8 , 20 [ video ]

You’re in your room, music low in the background as the audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You jump and spin around dramatically, grinning at the camera. Pedri, sitting on the edge of the bed, immediately mimics you—same spin, same jump—mocking with a playful smirk. But as soon as the words register, he freezes mid-laugh. His eyes flick to you, and in a sudden burst he reaches out, grabbing your waist. With a laugh, he spins you just slightly—momentum carrying both of you forward until you tumble onto the floor in a heap, laughter echoing through the room. Of course a “Qué fue eso?” was heard from your roommate and older twin brother Gavi.

f1

charles leclerc 16 [ video ]

The office is quiet, shelves lined with books and the faint glow of your computer screen behind you. The audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Charles’ smile spreads immediately. He steps forward, hands sliding to your waist. In one smooth motion, he pulls you back against him and lifts you right off the ground, your legs kicking up into the air as you squeal in surprise. Pressed to his chest, you can feel his quiet laugh rumble as he holds you there, the camera catching his grin over your shoulder.

franco colapinto 43 [ video ]

The Buenos Aires skyline glitters behind you, the night air warm on the rooftop. You hold the phone up, mouthing along as the audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Franco glances at you, a smirk tugging at his lips. He steps closer, reaching his hand out like he’s about to pull you in—then, at the last second, he gives you the gentlest little push instead. You stumble forward with a laugh, swatting at him as he bursts out laughing, his grin wide against the glowing city lights.

lando norris 4 [ video ]

The video starts in the living room, Lando looking up at you with a puzzled expression. “What is this?” he asks, eyebrows raised. Before you can answer, the audio cuts in: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Lando’s whole face lights up. Grinning like a kid, he reaches out, grabs the back of your legs, and buries his face into your thigh, shaking his head against you in exaggerated happiness. You burst into laughter, steadying yourself as he clings to you, the video ending on his ridiculous grin.

max verstappen 1 [ video ]

The car hums softly as you hold your phone up, camera angled toward you. The audio begins: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You pan the camera at Max for a second—he’s focused on the road, jaw set—before turning the camera back on yourself with a little frown. A moment later, the camera dips just slightly, catching Max’s hand resting firmly on your thigh, his grip tightening as the audio fades and your smile bright on your face.

ollie bearman 87 [ video ]

The California sun dips low over the ocean, painting the sky in warm streaks. You take off running toward the water, sand kicking up beneath your feet as the audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Just before you reach the shoreline, Ollie’s hand catches your waist. With a playful tug, he spins you back toward him—momentum carrying you both down onto the sand. He takes the fall first, pulling you close so you land safely against his chest. You burst into laughter, faces inches apart, as the waves crash behind you and he just grins, keeping you tucked securely in his arms.

oscar piastri 81 [ video ]

The church doors are open behind you, people are seen walking the steps to the inside. You stand with your hands tucked behind your back, sneaking a glance at Oscar just as the audio begins: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Oscar dips his head with a little grin, slipping an arm around your shoulders and pulling you into his side. He presses a gentle kiss to your temple, lingering there a second longer than expected. When he pulls back, his voice is soft but teasing: “Perfect timing.” You can’t help but giggle, leaning into him as the camera catches the quiet moment.

arthur leclerc [ video ]

The camera is propped up, catching you standing in frame, a little smirk tugging at your lips. Arthur strolls by casually, glancing at the lens before walking completely out of frame, leaving you standing there alone. The audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You roll your eyes with a playful shake of your head, thinking he’s missed his cue—when suddenly Arthur’s arm shoots back into frame. He grabs your waist, tugging you with a surprising force. With a squeal and a burst of laughter, you’re yanked right out of the shot, the video ending on an empty frame and the sound of both your laughs off camera.

youtube

big puffer [ video ]

He’s mid-stream, headset on, focused on the game when you lean into frame and ask him to do the trend. The audio plays: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Instead of moving, Puffer glances at you with a smirk, then casually flips you off, going right back to his game. Chat immediately explodes “BRO?? “does he not love her?? “I’ll grab her if he won’t” “L boyfriend energy rn.” You laugh from off-camera while he just grins, knowing exactly what he started, you walk out but not before hearing a, “Shut the fuck up chat she’s fine as fuck.”.

pezzy [ video + a little change ]

The camera catches you standing at the edge of the bed while Pezzy stands next to you, scrolling on his phone. The audio kicks on: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Instead of reaching for you, Pezzy suddenly jumps onto you like a koala. His arms and legs wrap tightly around you as you squeal a “Max!” in surprise, stumbling backward. The two of you topple onto the bed in a mess of laughter, Pezzy clinging to you like he’s never letting go while the audio fades out.

smii7y [ video ]

The camera catches you lying in bed, curled up against Smii7y while Octavia is sprawled happily at his other side. The audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” For a second, it looks like he’s about to reach for you—then he suddenly nudges you away and throws his arm over Octavia instead, pulling her in closer with a grin. You gasp in mock betrayal while Octavia soaks up all the attention, tail thumping against the blanket.

marvel

bob reynolds [ video ]

You stand beside the couch, arms folded as Bob sits leaned forward, controller in hand, completely focused on his game. The audio kicks in: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” At first, he doesn’t move, his eyes glued to the screen. You tilt your head at him, waiting. Then, without warning, he reaches out with one hand, pinching your side just enough to make you squeak and move away. He glances up at you with that bright, boyish grin, eyes crinkling in amusement. For a beat, it looks like he might say something—but instead he just chuckles, shakes his head, and turns right back to his game, the smile still lingering on his face.

the sentry [ video ]

The audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You dart off, trying to bolt out of frame with a laugh—but he’s faster. In an instant, Sentry’s hand closes around your arm, stopping you effortlessly. As he pulls you back, his eyes flare gold, the glow sparking with impossible energy. He turns toward the camera, that power radiating in his stare—before the screen jolts violently as if he’s knocked it over. The video ends in static and laughter just out of frame.

the void [ video ]

Bob’s room is dim, shadows swallowing the corners as the audio begins: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” His presence shifts immediately—calm, dangerous, consuming. In one fluid motion, The Void’s hand comes up, fingers wrapping firmly around your neck. He pulls you closer with ease, the world outside that moment ceasing to exist. Only you catch it—the white ghost of a smirk curving his lips, meant solely for you. A shiver runs down your spine and your thighs clench as the audio fades, your pulse quickening under his grip.

soctt summers [ video ]

The audio begins, “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine,” as you stand in front of the mirror, phone lifted to record. The reflection catches Scott sprawled across the bed behind you, still stretched out like he has no intention of moving. As the camera slowly zooms in on him, he just lifts one arm lazily, reaching out into the air in your direction without even getting up. You glance back at him through the mirror, breaking into laughter, while he smirks faintly and lets his hand drop back to the sheets.

bucky barnes [ video ]

The audio starts in the quiet living room: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” , you expect him not to know the trend, but Lena and Ava explained it to him, but Bucky doesn’t pull or yank—he just reaches out, cold metal fingers closing gently around your hand. With a small smile, he tugs you forward and spins you, like you’re back in some 1940s dance hall. You laugh as he dips you smoothly, his flesh hand steady at your back, before pulling you upright again. He doesn’t let go—just wraps you into a warm hug, holding you close against his chest while the audio fades, a faint, old-school grin tugging at his lips.

john walker [ video ]

The new Avengers common area is quiet, TV light flickering across John’s face as he sits back on the couch, one arm slung lazily over the backrest. The audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” He doesn’t move at first, just smirks at the screen like he’s in on the joke. Then, in one swift motion, his arm snakes around your waist. He tugs you sideways across him, the two of you toppling until you’re lying stretched out on the couch, your chest pressed against his. John settles back comfortably, grin widening as he locks his arms around you, keeping you right where he wants you while the audio fades.

logan howlett [ video ]

The bedroom is quiet, moonlight slipping through the blinds. You sat up in the bed, playing with your ponytail as the audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Logan, who is sitting up behind you, lets his eyes track over you with that low, dangerous smirk on display . Then his hand shoots out, rough fingers curling around your ponytail. With a sharp tug, he yanks you back against him, your back slams into his chest as the camera cuts off and he’s pulling you closer mumbles a, “The finest one I know.”

dcu

lex luthor [ video ]

The office is dim, city lights casting sharp angles through the glass windows. Lex sits behind his desk in his immaculate suit, pen scratching across paperwork. You stand patiently at his side, dark blue fabric swaying—the poofy dress he had chosen for you himself to match him. The audio begins: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Without so much as lifting his gaze from the documents, his hand rises. Fingers curl around your throat and chin, firm and commanding, tugging you down until you’re seated in his lap. Your feet kick gently as you lean in to kiss him, his smirk curving against your lips. He finally looks up, eyes sharp, every move deliberate as he holds you exactly where he wants you.

clark kent [ video ]

The camera’s already recording as you step into place, brushing your hair back, getting ready for the audio. Before the line can even finish—“Fellas, grab your lady-”—Clark blurs into frame, moving faster than you can react. His arms scoop you up effortlessly, spinning you in the air as both of you vanish out of frame. Off camera, your laugh carries through, followed by your breathless voice: “Clark! You didn’t even let it finish!” His chuckle rumbles in response, warm and unbothered.

superman [ video ]

The kitchen hums quietly, late-night city lights glowing through the tall windows. You’re still in your suit, perched beside him at the table, a soft smile playing on your lips. The audio begins: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Superman doesn’t hesitate. Sitting on your right, he lifts his left arm, that impossible strength tempered into a gentle touch. His hand cups the side of your face, pulling you smoothly across the small space. You melt into his side as his cape brushes against your shoulder, his calm smile the last thing the camera catches before the audio fades.

Bonous

This one was my favorite under the audio video

[exhausted-exho]

Mario Kart

"Droid, I swear to god, if you do that again, I'm going to throttle you." Despite the threat, you were laughing. You and the guys were running the new Mario Kart, fucking with the new maps.

"It's not my fault I keep getting blue shells while you're in first!"

"It is your fault that you keep hitting me right before the finish line!"

The rest of the group was howling with laughter as you and Droid argued. You'd been killing it tonight, getting first or second so often that everyone was gunning for you.

It just happened to be Puffer and Droid who had the best luck with shells. Between Droid's blue shell attacks and Puffer's constant red shells, you were getting annoyed, though that was the luck of the draw.

"You have to stop letting Puffer beat me by hitting me with the blues."

"We can't let the woman win!" Puffer yells.

"Fuck off, Puffer! You always fucking win! Let me be good at something!"

"Guys," Grizzy giggled, "let's not argue!"

"Shut up, Grizzy!" You and Puffer yelled it in tandem, sparking another argument and more laughter. The next game loads in and you're off, locked in on winning no matter what gets thrown at you this time.

Even through the assault of shells and boomerangs and whatever the fuck else the guys get, you're deathly silent, glaring at the screen. You don't spare a single glance for chat the entire time, don't even remember the fact you're on stream for a moment.

When you finally cross in first, lovely, relieving first, you're screaming your victory.

"Suck it, assholes! First for the girl! Take that!" Cries of dissent follow your celebration, but nothing can take the smile off your face.

"You know, I don't think I've ever hear nothing from you for an entire race," Pezzy says. "That was actually impressive."

"Hey!" Your smile shifts into a pout, making the rest of the guys laugh.

"Guys," Smiity says. "It doesn't even matter, she doesn't have the most points. It was one win."

"Smitty, so help me god, I will end you," you threaten. Your chat is blowing up with Ws and laughter which ruined your serious facade, making you snort.

Another half hour later and you finally, finally, come away with the crown, cheering and goading. Puffer especially gripes about your victory, bringing about the usual hyena cackles from the rest of the group.

"I think she earned it after the torture you, Droid, and Smiity put her through." Pezzy argues on your behalf, making you grin further.

"Thank you for defending my honor, my knight."

"Anything for you," he says. Cue the joking gags and Puffer's standard call of "Get a room!"

"He and I are literally a single room apart," you say.

"Well get one without us in it!"

"Don't tell me how to function with my girlfriend," Pezzy tells him. "Besides, she stole my cat."

"I didn't steal her! She just likes the tower in here!"

"You guys are so sickeningly cute," Grizzy groans. "Get out of here, I've had enough Mario Kart for the day, anyway."

Laughing, everyone else slowly leaves the discord until it's just you and your boyfriend. You leave first, ending stream to go join him, pulling up the spare chair you keep in his office, leaning your head on his shoulder as you just yap to chat.

All in all, not a bad start to the new game.

[bookworm-with-a-snack-habit]

Pezzy x Reader

Cw: Cockwarming, Semi public sex, kissing

Word count: 451

When they lived together

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Pezzy loved you and everyone on base knew this, he might have not voiced it often, but he showed you through actions. He firmly believed that actions spoke louder than words. That's kinda how you got in this position.

In his room, on his bed straddling his hips with his cock inside you, a blanket covering your lower half and facing him. You had been needy all day and watching him game with his friends, did not help your situation.

When the end of the day finally came around, you found Pezzy in his room and voiced this to him, even though it was embarrassing to do so. You were both tired and didn't feel like moving much but you were more than happy to just feel his cock in you. You got undressed and only put one of his shirts on before straddling his hips.

Before he lets you sink down on him, he makes sure that you are well prepared to take him. He brings his hand down to your exposed cunt and he runs a finger through your already slick folds. When he decides that he is done teasing you, since he has been doing that all day, he sticks a finger in you, gently working you open. Once he feels like you take more, he slowly adds another finger in, and he continues to do this until he believes that you can take his dick without hurting yourself.

You move to position yourself over his dick, you slowly sink down on him, accommodating to the stretch. When you finally get yourself positioned on his dick, the two of you talk about random things but mostly sitting in silence for the most part. He covers what skin is exposed with the blanket, covering himself as well.

The two of you were sitting comfortably in silence, starting to doze off until there was a knock at his door followed by a Droid talking. Simon makes sure that you are covered before he tells Droid that he can come in, while sounding irritated. They have a brief interaction but as they talk, you reposition yourself slightly making you inhale sharply but you cover it up with a yawn.

Once Droid leaves, Pezzy chuckles lowly, "Trying to show off for him?" He says as he massages your hips "My filthy girl. Dirty, dirty girl." He says kissing you.

"Should I fuck you? Let him hear how good I make you feel?" He says slowly bucking his hips up as you whine and whimper into his shoulder.

"Maybe that's a bad idea, the whole house won't sleep if we do that."

~~~~~~~~~~

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[sirensdollesque]

let me take care of you-pezzy x reader

in which, you get hurt smashing your finger on the car door, while youre rather chill about it, max isn't. (tw: Mentions of blood)

the day was normal, you and max went out to get coffee, the day was great, laughs and smiles, so many random new inside jokes that your cheeks and stomach hurt from smiling and laughing so much.

on the way back home you two stopped at the gas station for snacks, walking out the car and shutting the door behind you, you didn't realize your hand was still in the way.

it was instant, the pain rushing straight to your index finger as the door shut right on it, you managed to pull your finger out, max still not noticing you shaking your hand, convincing yourself it'd lessen the pain, you hadn't even notcied the blood spilling out your finger until you felt it drip.

walking into the gas station you kept your hand over your finger, quickly grabbing a napkin to clean the blood up, max was going through the snacks, "what about some spicy chips sweetheart, I know you like them," max looked away from the chips seeing the napkin over your finger, the blood soaked through as you looked at the chips with him, without even asking he grabbed your hand checking your finger.

"when did this happen?" he looked at your finger, the blood died onto your nail, the finger swollen and already turning purple, he could physically feel your finger pulsing and your hand shaking, "just slammed my finger on the car door right now, 'm fine."

"if you're fine then im the king of England, I can feel your finger pulsing sweetheart." max spoke softly, the gas station trip cut short you two grabbed your snacks and walked out back to the car, he opened the car door for you before driving back home.

once back at home you didnt pay much mind to your finger, just washed your hand to get the dried blood off.

max walked into the kitchen where you stood at the sink with some hydrogen proxide, an alcohol pad, and bandaid, "let me see your finger" "baby it's really not that bad, 'm fine it's just a small cut and-" "mama quit being stubborn and lemme clean it up, please."

you let him clean your finger up, placing hydrogen proxide on the cut on your finger and opened the alcohol prep pad, "this might burn a bit sweet girl," you nodded wincing at the burn, max apologized softly telling you you're doing good.

he applied some polysporin to the small cut placing a bandaid on afterwards, you smiled at him kissing his cheek, "you really didn't need too." max smiled grabbing ice from the freezer and placed it on your finger kissing your hand, "just wanna take care of you."

you hummed trying to bend your finger giggling trying to lighten the mood even though the swelling prevented you from bending it, "guess i cant do much with this now"

max chuckled putting the ice back on your finger, "even more reason for me to take of you then."

the night ended with you two on the couch with the TV playing Gray's anatomy, your finger still being iced and the snacks on the coffee table in front of you, you turned away from the TV and spoke softly, "thank you, for patching me up."

"'m always here to take care of you sweetheart."

toritalks🎱- yes this is becuz I busted my finger on a car door, shut up! anyway #needthat

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[bad268]

Hi I was wondering if you'd be open to writing poly? I love the idea of pezzy and droid both liking gn!reader and reader just being like "why couldn't I just date you both we already all live together" if you're not cool with poly that's also fine! I just didn't see anything on the hit list about being against it

Hear Me Out (Pezzy X Reader X Elastic Droid)

Fandom: RPF/Youtubers

Requested: Clearly (idk how I feel about this...I like it, but I don't think I did this prompt justice)

Warnings: None (other than poly relationship)

POV: Second Person (You/your/They/them)

W.C. 1252

Summary: Hear me out, what if three roommates weren't actually roommates?

Side note: Check out this poll :)

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

~~(^Pinterest)

When Grizzy moved out, the house felt different. Well. It felt different when Puffer left, too, but this was a different kind of different. It was like the puzzle pieces just fit together, and you, Droid, and Pezzy just functioned like a well-oiled machine. There were no fights, or disagreements really, or even many complaints between you. 

Then, Droid started talking about buying his own house and moving out. That threw a fork in your path. Suddenly, moving out was a sore subject, and no one wanted to be split up.

You and Pezzy have not thought that either of your financial situations would support buying a house yet, so you came up with a genius plan.

“Wait, so you and Pezzy want to move into my house?” Droid asked, confused. “Not against you guys, but the whole point of getting a house is not having roommates.”

“Hear me out first,” you said as you put your hands out. “Pezzy and I aren’t financially ready to get our own places yet. Who better to give our money to than our friend to help him pay off his house? If you haven’t clocked it yet, we’re talking about you.”

“Plus, you know we won’t destroy the place, unlike some other flatmate you have,” Pezzy joked.

“Aye, don’t talk about Oso like that,” Droid said back with a glare at Pezzy. 

Anyway, that’s how you ended up just moving into Droid’s new house with Pezzy. 

None of you ever mentioned it, but everything just flowed so easily between you guys. There were no arguments, no (real) disagreements, and it just made for a seamless household. 

Eventually, those little conversations about “I made extra food, you want some” became “get in the car, we’re going for a late-night Whataburger run.” 

Those “Hey can I borrow your jacket, I’m cold” became just simply laying against whoever was nearby and wrapping your arms around them tightly (and sometimes under their shirts if you were cold enough).

You started adopting their humor and their interests, and they started doing the same with you. You took up playing some video games and going on bike rides with them, and they, in turn, started picking up your habits. It wasn’t until you joined Droid for a late-night stream that you actually started to notice the similarities.

“Why do you look like the same person lol,” A chat read out, and that’s when you noticed you and Droid were wearing basically the same thing. Granted, it was a simple hoodie and grey sweatpants, but the hoodies were the same color (dark blue), and the sweatpants you were wearing were actually Pezzy’s, so you said as much.

“Nah, I think these are Pezzy’s, to be honest,” You chuckled as you pointed at them just as Droid’s room door opened.

“What’s mine?” Pezzy asked as he walked in with a 12-pack of beers. Coincidently, Pezzy was also wearing a dark blue hoodie and grey sweatpants.

“Hear me out, I think one of you is wearing mine because the legs on mine are short as fuck,” Droid pipped up.

“Are you calling us short?” You gasped in mock offense. All three of you dissolved into laughs until you muttered, “We should really be writing our names on our stuff. I think Pezzy has my favorite jeans and a few of my graphic tees, and Droid, I’m pretty sure you have my Puffer hoodie.”

“Woah, I’ve never seen three ‘roommates’ share so much shit,” Another chatter said, and that’s when you shifted all of your attention to the chat to see what everyone was saying.

“Just kiss already, damn.”

“The tension is real.”

“Do they not see it?”

“Is my Droidy/n dreams coming true?”

“Absolutely not! Pezzyy/n for the win!”

“Ok, guys, shut the fuck up,” Droid said, immediately moving you out of the way to minimize the chat screen. “Get outta here with that shit.”

“Are they shipping us again?” Pezzy asked, kneeling down to look at the screen.

“Not you and me. Just me and Y/n, and you and Y/n,” Droid said as he shook his head in disappointment.

“Why do you sound disappointed lmao,” A text-to-speech chat rang through the speakers, and that's when you looked over at Pezzy and Droid.

“I mean, and hear me out here,” You started off, catching both of their attentions, “If, hypothetically, I did like one of you, which I don’t, would it be a problem?”

“This is not a conversation to have live. Later, guys,” Droid rushed as he ended the stream quickly. He double-checked to make sure everything was ended before shutting his PC off completely and turning to face you fully. Pezzy decided to stand and lean against Droid’s desk instead of sitting on the ground. “Now, let’s set this straight. Yes, it’s a problem if you, hypothetically, like one of us.”

“Because honestly, we both really like you,” Pezzy chimed in as he scratched the back of his neck. “It’s been something we talked about for a while. We were just waiting for the right time to bring it up with you, but chat seems to be pretty observant.”

“Well, why couldn't I just date both of you? We already all live together and act like we’re together.”

“But you just said you didn’t like one of us,” Droid trailed off in confusion as he looked over at Pezzy to see if he knew where you were going with this.

“Yeah, I don’t like one of you,” You replied in a flat tone, but the expressions on their faces dropped immediately. That made you feel bad, so you dropped the act, “Clearly, I like both of you.”

“You couldn’t have started with that?!” Droid and Pezzy shouted in sync, causing you to laugh.

“I told y’all to hear me out,” You chuckled as you stood up. “It’s your fault for jumping to conclusions too fast. Anyway, I’m feeling celebratory ice cream. Either of you down to go with me?”

“Bold of you to assume we’d let you drive,” Pezzy chuckled, heading out of the room to grab his shoes.

“Yeah, you have astigmatism,” Droid pointed out, leaving the room to also find his shoes, “I’m never trusting you to drive at night after last time.”

“It was one time, and I swear that light post came out of nowhere!” You shouted as you followed after them. “This is bullying! We just confirmed whatever this was, and suddenly, I’m being bullied!”

“This is how we’ve always been,” Pezzy laughed as he threw an arm over your shoulder as you both waited for Droid, “You’re just reading too much into it. Now, Droid, hurry the fuck up, or we’re leaving without you!”

“I can’t find my vans!” Droid shouted from his room before you heard a crash, presumable from him throwing things around. You dropped your head, trying to hold off a laugh, when something caught your eye.

“Okay, hear me out,” You started, biting back a laugh, “I think Pezzy’s wearing them.”

“I swear, is this going to become an everyday thing?” Droid shouted as he opted to just grab the next closest pair of shoes.

“Not to quote Pezzy or anything, but you’re just reading too much into it,” You said in a mocking tone as Droid walked out of his room. Then, together, you all walked outside to your car. You all took your usual seats as Pezzy started the car. “This is how we’ve always been.”

~~~~~

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[darkenedroses-world]

Heartbeat Hazard — Pezzy x Reader

f!reader, gaming chaos, fluff, teasing romance, soft pezzy, heart rate monitor, request🦋

The glow of Pezzy’s gaming monitors bathed the small room in a mix of blues and purples. He was mid-stream, the guys’ laughter echoing through his headset as they explored the creepy halls of an abandoned asylum in their multiplayer horror game. His heart rate monitor was visible on the screen, the numbers holding steady at 80 BPM as he expertly dodged a ghost that nearly cornered him. “Pezzy, my guy, your heart rate’s too normal,” Droid teased. “I’m starting to think you’re immune to fear.” “Don’t jinx it,” Pezzy replied, his voice steady but focused. “Y’all know how these games go. One big scare, and I’m done for.” “Done for? Bro, you’d have a better chance surviving Y/N walking into the room looking—” Smii7y started, but he never got to finish his sentence. Because just then, the door to Pezzy’s gaming room creaked open, and you walked in. Fresh from the shower, your damp hair clung to your shoulders, and the soft, slightly damp robe hugged your figure in a way that made it impossible not to notice.

You didn’t think much of it—you were just popping in to grab a charger from the desk near him. But for Pezzy, the sight of you rendered him completely useless. His heart rate monitor spiked immediately, jumping from 80 to 120 BPM, as he froze in his seat. The guys noticed instantly. “Yo!” Droid shouted. “What the hell just happened? Pezzy, you good, bro? Did the ghost get you?” “Forget the ghost,” Puffer chimed in, cracking up. “Pezzy just died in real life. His heart rate shot up like 40 points in two seconds!” You paused, confused by the sudden outburst. Turning your head, you caught a glimpse of Pezzy’s screen, where his heart rate monitor was flashing wildly, the numbers climbing higher and higher. Then you looked at him, his face flushed and his jaw slightly slack as he stared at you. “Wait…” you said, a slow grin spreading across your face. “Was that because of me?” “Don’t,” Max said quickly, his voice strained as his gaze darted from you to the screen. “Don’t say it.” “Oh, it was definitely her,” Grizzy laughed, practically wheezing.

“Y/N, what are you even wearing? My man’s heart can’t take it!” “It’s just a robe,” you replied innocently, though the mischievous glint in your eye betrayed you. You turned to Pezzy, leaning on the edge of his desk. “You okay, babe? You seem a little… distracted.” His heart rate spiked again, and the guys erupted into another round of laughter. “Bro, this is better than the game!” Puffer howled. “We don’t even need the ghost to kill him—Y/N’s got it covered.” “I hate you all,” Max muttered, dragging a hand down his face. “And you,” he said, pointing at you. “Stop.” “Stop what?” you asked, feigning innocence as you leaned in closer, your damp hair brushing his shoulder. “I’m just standing here.” His heart rate monitor hit a new high, and Droid lost it completely. “Someone call 911! We’re losing him!” You couldn’t help but laugh as you straightened up, leaning down to press a quick kiss to his cheek. “I’ll leave you to your game,” you teased, heading for the door. “Try not to die, okay?” The door closed behind you, and Max let out a shaky breath, leaning back in his chair.

“Pezzy,” Puffer said through his laughter, “you’re the first guy to die in a horror game without even leaving the safe zone. Congrats, man.” “Y’all are the worst,” Pezzy grumbled, though the small, lingering smile on his face said otherwise. The game continued after you left the room, but Max was a shadow of his usual self. His responses were delayed, his movements clunky, and his heart rate refused to dip below 100 BPM. Every time someone teased him, it only made it worse. “Pezzy, focus up, bro,” Droid said between laughs. “We’re in the middle of a hunt, and you’re still recovering from Y/N’s jumpscare.” “She’s not a jumpscare,” Max shot back, his voice flustered. “She just—” “Walked in and broke your brain,” Grizzy finished for him, snickering. “It’s okay, man. We get it. Love does things to a guy.” “Shut up,” Max grumbled, trying—and failing—to regain focus. His character rounded a corner in the game, and the ghost appeared out of nowhere, screeching as it lunged toward him.

Max yelped, slamming his keyboard as his heart rate monitor spiked again. “He’s dead again!” Droid cackled, his laughter echoing through the headset. “Double kill—ghost and Y/N, tag team champions of the night!” Max let out a long, defeated groan as his character crumpled to the ground. “I’m done. I’m so done,” he muttered, leaning back in his chair. The guys howled with laughter as Max reached for his headset, muting himself as he leaned back with a heavy sigh. He glanced at the door, debating whether to follow you or finish the stream, but he knew he didn’t stand a chance of focusing with you still on his mind. “Alright, chat,” he said, unmuting briefly to address his audience. “We’re calling it for tonight. Thanks for hanging out, and uh… yeah, see you next time.” He ended the stream quickly, ignoring the flood of teasing messages from his chat. Peeling off his headset, Max stood and headed out of the gaming room, following the soft hum of music into the living room. You were curled up on the couch in your robe, scrolling through your phone, completely at ease.

“Done gaming already?” you teased without looking up, a playful smile tugging at your lips. “Yeah, well,” Max started, running a hand through his hair, “it’s hard to focus when my girlfriend decides to look like that.” You laughed, setting your phone down as he came closer. “It’s just a robe, Max.” “No, it’s a distraction,” he corrected, sitting down beside you. “You literally derailed my entire stream.” You tilted your head, feigning innocence. “Should I apologize?” He grinned, shaking his head. “No, but you should probably make it up to me.” You raised an eyebrow, amused. “Oh? And how do you propose I do that?” Leaning in, he brushed a hand over your damp hair, his smile softening. “Just stay here,” he said simply, pulling you into his arms. “No heart rate monitor. No jumpscares. Just us.” You let yourself relax against him, his warmth chasing away the chill from your still-damp robe. “You’re impossible, you know that?” And you’re dangerous,” he replied, pressing a kiss to your temple.

“But I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

[bl0gnymph]

pezzy motorcycle fic stay tuned guys😇😇

[frousethoughts]

Mommy~

(In honor of 2/9 Wives coming home and the holo cards~)

Puffer

She's the goth gf that is so dommy mommy to others but melts when you show her love.

She loves you for being so obsessed and obedient to her~

But she also loves when she's the one giving you the love you pour on her~

She loves you being so whipped for her, staring so lovingly, being so obedient to her every needs, and just being your goddess~

She loves giving back the love tenfolds because she's not a meanie~

She'd definitely cuss you out and roast you when she's worked up over something (sometimes leading to intense fucking where she doms-)

She definitely makes you beg and plead so prettily/handsomely when she's in her cocky confident mood (when she's on a win streak) 🫣

She'd definitely want you to lay on top of her, head on her chest while she plays her switch~

Sometimes she gets in her teasing mood of taking advantage of your whipped privileges, sitting in your lap while she games~ being a little tease (until shes losing her game-). All while you have to sit there and be still to not distract her 🤭

She'd love leaving kisses all over your body, her black lipstick smearing and marking you to show her love for you~

While she loves you staying on your knees 24/7 inbetween her legs, she wants to give her obedient lover love too~ she'd love topping and giving you the best head and ride of your life till you're so loved and can't think of anything but her loving you~

Sometimes when she's pissed over a game, she'll come to you and yank you down for a stress relief, roughly loving you but still making you dazed as she does it so lovingly, making you feel like the most praised thing despite her dirty, angry, degrading words~

While she never wants to be so degrading kinky on you, concerned over hurting you, she'll be a bit shy but worship you as she doms you so gently, a leash attached around your neck as she holds the leash. Never wanting to hurt you, she'll never go into hard kinks, the most she'll go is strap ons. Only worshipping you when she's inside you. Making you feel like the goddess that you always make sure she feels like.

"He/She makes me laugh" dynamic

"They said no pickles, dumbass" wifey

A baddie goddess in love with her whipped worshipper~

(Puffer would be so confused if one day she came to life and you're so whipped for her and want to be sandwiched-)

Her and Puffer would argue but eventually just lead to both of them domming you (you don't mind~)

Grizzy

WIFEY MATERIAL‼️‼️‼️‼️ 👏👏👏👏

She'll be amused when she sees how whipped you are for her~ small smirk and soft amused eyes as she watches you fumble in front of her. All shy and stuttering~

She'd tease you with her strength~

Picking you up when you get tired in her forest~ taking care of the heavy duty lifting and making sure you see her muscles work all while she watches amused as you stare in such shock and flusteredness 🤭 she'd definitely find a way to do the cliche pinning you to the wall somehow, making sure her towering stance and build overwhelms over you as she stares down in amusement as you stutter over your words. All while she plays everything off as helping you or that she didn't do anything 🫣

She'd love picking you up! (Uppies!!!!)

She'd definitely unintentionally smother you with her chest when she hugs you, her tall build making her chest be near your view at all times~

She'd be a protective girlie over you when you're in the forest with her~ her warrior side coming out to protect you from getting hurt 💕

WE GET A PET BEAR!!!!

She'd love seeing you sleep with the bear so peacefully 🥺 knowing you have two guardians while your with them.

Shes a provider at heart. She'll make sure you're fed, hydrated, warm, cool, everything.

She'd definitely top you, making sure you're thoroughly happy, loved, and pleasured~ Making you use your words to tell her your needs, paying every attention to your reactions, sometimes reading your mind, all while she praises you for being so perfect!~ 💕

She'd love if you show her that you want to provide for her too~

She'd lay back and let you spend however long you want between her legs~ letting you top her all while she watches with loving eyes~ her strength being used to support your efforts as you work on her 🫣

Definitely the type to still take control even while shes letting you please her~ Throwing herself back to ride you (or your strap on) as you take her in doggy 🫣

She'd have one of the best aftercare, just loving to provide for you after being pleased or giving the pleasure, her tired little thing all messy.

Best post sex cuddles, hands down.

Just mommy and her little simp~

Grizzy would be down bad if his waifu came to life.

He'd want to be dommed by both her and you-

Both of you and him end up dommed-

Pezzy

The sexy girlfriend that knows shes hot-

She'd love showing off her clothes to you~

Letting you know you're the only one who gets to see her without them 🫣

She'd love going to the beach with you, love you being so down bad for her in her cute swim wear~ she'd love to see you in your swimwear too~

She'd definitely make you feel like the sexiest person and lover ever.

She'd always compliment you 🥺

Beach sex in a private changing room go brrr-

She'd love checking you out no matter what you wear~

You in a hoodie and sweats? Shes already staring like you're the hottest thing in the room 🫣 you ARE the sexiest thing to her 💕

Despite being so confident, she'd love if you take the time to show her how pretty she is to you, both romantically and sexually.

When it's been a bad day of her outfits getting bad attention, she'd love when you praise her and give the most beautiful love to her that doesn't end in sex. Just cuddles, dinner, and wholesome kisses.

Despite being so soft, she has her secrets just like her creator~

Shes the kinkest (not surprising)

She's down for everything you are~

She'd love riding you and letting you ride her 🤭

She'd love being called mommy, letting her know how much you need her~

She'd also love being made to beg for you~ being tied up and helpless, only being able to beg for mercy~

She loves being spanked

She'd spank you if you are riding her though, commanding you to keep up and take what you need while she praises you so filthy~

She'd want to make the sexiest love with you ever, the kind of love others can only dream of~

When you're in an insecure mood about your body, she'll take the time to worship, praise, kiss, and show every part of you is sexy with kisses, marks, love, and all her attention on you. Making you feel like the goddess/God you are~

Aftercare be fun between y'all, lightly fighting who takes care of who, who had to worse of the exhaustion, and soon ending up with both of you taking care of each other stubbornly.

Post sex cuddles are a must for her, wanting to be in your arms, loved, happy, and content 🥺

Just the out of our league hot gf with her whipped lover~

Pezzy would be concerned seeing her come to life one day.

Eventually ends up with him and you switching as the receiver-

Droid

SHES THE FUNNY GF!!!!

She'd always be making you laugh, being so giddy when she sees how whipped you are.

She'd be curious and amused seeing how whipped you are. Wanting to see how much you love her as she teases and hangs out with you more.

She's the more modest girlie out of all of them but dont let that fool you-

She'll say the most out of pocket and kinkiest shit randomly.

She'd love to Dom you so happily and enthusiastic to show you all her love!

Her tail wrapping around your leg, her ears twitching, and purring as she sits on top of you littering her love on you~

She'll ride you as she purrs, praising you so happily and making a few jokes here and there. Making sure to keep you on your toes in between pleasure and happiness!

She'd be a blushy but happy mess if you decide to take control 🤭 stammering but letting you take over. Letting you please her until she can't do anything but purr and think of you as her mind melts away.

She'd want praises and worship from you when she's bottom, blushing and being thoroughly pleased when she hears how much of a good girl she is for you~ how much of a good lover she is for you and how you're giving her the love she deserves~

She'd love positions like 69 and other mutual pleasure positions, positions where she can be pleased for her love but also work for it by showing you tensfold the love~

She'd love sitting on your face, a place where you can praise her and pleasure her all at the same time~

She'd want to be between your legs at all times, working for her praise and staying there until you tell her to climb up on you so you can reward her 🫣

She just wants to be the best girl ever 💕

She is the one that you take care of after sex.

She'll clean you and cuddle you, but you are the one who makes it mutual and make her feel appreciated as an equal 💖

Post sex sleep is always the most chaotic between y'all-

She's just the love starved funny girl 🥺💕

Just a starved girl getting her feast from her whipped lover~ 💖

Droid would be bamboozled if his waifu came to life one day.

Eventually ends with you domming both of them-

And ends with you being dommed by both of them-

To be continued with the rest of the wives~

- Zee