Imagine Thorin reacting to finding out you have body hair
You: it's hot, I'm going to change into shorts and a tank top, be the right back. *Once you come back* ah that is much better
Thorin: *looks over at you to see that you have hairy legs and arm pits, he's a little shocked but that's because he's been told all his life human women have no hair*
*a week later*
You: *puts your arms above your head and stretches your back and let's out a yawn*
Thorin: *looks over at you to see your exposed stomach with hair going up to your navel* I thought women did not have body hair?
You: lies, humans have hair everywhere except the palms of our hands and pads of our feet, it's just usually very fine hair that's hard to notice unless your up close
Thorin: then how come I can see your tummy hair?
You: I am very hairy for a lady, embrace the fuzzy *grabs your stomach fat and wiggles it at him* hair like this happens to grow sometimes, like when you're pregnant
Kili: so you're pregnant!
Thorin: *smacks him upside his head* you don't ask a lady such questions
You: no, Kili, I'm just fat.
