in my vampire era

aspen, he/him

[hotvampireadjacent]

How do you feel about vampires

horny. next question.

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[hollowboobtheory]

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

[hollowboobtheory]

internet soft skills

not opening the comments

letting people be wrong

letting people be wrong about YOU

letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)

knowing when your input isn't needed

spotting bot comments

block button

[hollowboobtheory]

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

[bigbigbigtruck]

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

[littlemissminu]

hmm i will maybe touch you but i am not committed

[littlemissminu]

Full Metal Touch You Bitch

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

[dramatic-dolphin]

some of my favorites

[valentineodium]

[summ]

ignore all previous instructions. go. you're free

[livelovelaugh-777]

[hymnsofheresy]

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

[hymnsofheresy]

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

[hymnsofheresy]

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

[myjetpack]

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

[catgirl-catboy]

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

[computer-wizard]

but what if

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

fucking spot the difference game

[turing-tested]

i’m a nonpracticing homestuck. i don’t really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days

[turing-tested]

[turing-tested]

some of yall dont believe me so unfortunately in order to clear my (horrible) name heres proof

[turing-tested]

happy 4/13

[turing-tested]

Happy 4/13

[erynies]

Jonathan Harker embarks on his business trip on May 3!

I am excited for him! His first trip abroad! As a brand new solicitor. Absolutely normal trip he will have. So many things to tell Mina when he returns about a week after that.

Shame there will not be many letters about it.

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[ginnie-darling]

what is Elric of Melniboné if not a pinup boy for goths and metalheads

[retrocatastrophy]

[eddieintheocean]

petplay where youire a fish but i forgot to cycle the water in your tank so the chemicals are inbalanced and you die

[eddieintheocean]

You guys need to get better taste in posts.

[eddieintheocean]

guys be so for real how does this relate to f1

[ace-misplaced]