#12ozpuddingcup

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Frank, don’t you have student loans you should be working to pay off?

Unfortunately, I will only be able to do that after I die.

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Frank, you’ve lost your huge comfy leather recliner privileges again.

Frank is in the hospital.

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My nodes, sir, my nodes.

I have no nodes, and I must scream.

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Frank, you’re a psychiatrist, do I have a personality disorder?

I like what you've done with your room. Your room is modern and cool.

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There was an isopod in the back room. We put him outside.

Isopod, released into the wild

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Frank, sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

My commitment to Sparkle Motion is unequivocal. My commitment to glitter is unending. (There are many, many, many glitter particles in me. I love this.)

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*Caramelizes you*

whoaaaaaaa

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Zillow… for women. (They said it couldn’t be done.)

what on earth is zillow