A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartender looks at him for a moment, but then proceeds to line up the 12 shots in front of the man. "You celebrating something special?" asks the bartender. "Yup, my first blowjob", says the man. "Well", says the bartender, "in honor of that, let me add a shot to your dozen." "Don't bother", said the man, " if 12 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth, I doubt an extra one will make any difference."










