#13?!

[ahunkofmanmeat]

[ongakurubydisc]

I come back to see that I have 13 FOLLOWERS!!

I remember when I was a dozen away from a double digit number.....

AND NOW I’VE MADE IT!!!

Thank you guys!!!

[ashtonsunshine]

Wichita

via 5SOS' Instagram story. 3rd December 2019

[allaroundtaylor]

OKAY I’M SO MAD BECAUSE

YOU SEE THOSE EGGS? THEY ARE SMALLER THAN NORMAL CHICKEN EGGS. WHICH MEAN THEY ARE PROBABLY QUAIL EGGS. AND I KNOW THAT IT’S REACHING BUT I SEARCHED ABOUT QUAIL EGGS AND

I MEAN YES IT IS VERY CUTE AND THE SNOW GLOBE THING IS A SMALL YET VERY VALUABLE THING I KNOW IT IS DEEP

BUT THEN I SEARCHED A LITTLE MORE AND

I AM SO ANGRY. HOW IS SHE DOING THIS. I’M SCARED.

[justindemus]

twitter has no idea what my gender is and thinks i’m somewhere between the ages of of 13 - 54

[wanderingbutn0tlost]

At the dermatologist today

Lady: You really do have great skin. How old are you?

Me: 20

Lady: What?! I thought you were 13! I was wondering why you weren't at school!

[thatsmygrumpyguygillodec]

"By the end of the night I had used over 13 condoms."

OH MY GOD THIS FIC. WHAT EVEN?