#14jespax

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If you ever fucking tell someone that your feelings for them is a fucking prank, you literally deserve to be kicked in the face by a goddamn horse, you are a terrible person.

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This Is Going To Be Really Fucking Long, So Don't Read It

It's just part of 14jespax's challenge. Idk how many questions I'm answering, just copying and pasting.

1. selfie. Nope.

2. what would you name your future kids? Idk.

3. do you miss anyone? No.

4. what are you looking forward to? Nothing in particular.

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? Eh.

6. is it hard for you to get over someone? Sometimes.

7. what was your life like last year? About the same.

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? Yes.

9. who did you last see in person? My mom?

10. are you good at hiding your feelings? When I want to be.

11. are you listening to music right now? No.

12. what is something you want right now? For it to be tomorrow already.

13. how do you feel right now? Bored.

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? Uh, yesterday.

15. personality description Hell if I know.

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't? Duh.

17. opinion on insecurities. Mine, or in general?

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago? No.

19. have you ever been to New York? No.

20. what is your favourite song at the moment? Chocolate by the 1975

21. age and birthday? 17, Jan 6

22. description of crush. Unattainable about sums it up.

23. fear(s) Everything.

24. height 5'4"

25. role model Don't really have one.

26. idol(s) Isn't that the same thing?

27. things i hate Your mom.

28. i'll love you if... You stop asking me questions.

29. favourite film(s) Phantom of the Opera!, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Amadeus, etc.

30. favourite tv show(s) Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, How I Met Your Mother, etc.

31. 3 random facts You breathe air. You blink. These facts are not random, they are actually related in nature.

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? Idk, equal?

33. something you want to learn Air brush painting

34. most embarrassing moment Moment? Hm, well, 17 years equals how many minutes?

35. favourite subject Idk.

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? Your mom, your face, life.

37. favourite actor/actress Benedict Cumberbatch, RDJ, Gerard Butler, etc.

38. favourite comedian(s) George Lopez and George Carlin

39. favourite sport(s) Tennis

40. favourite memory Idk.

41. relationship status Single.

42. favourite book(s) Mason by Thomas Pendleton, or the Anonynous series (Go Ask Alice, Lucy In the Sky, Letting Ana Go)

43. favourite song ever Idk.

44. age you get mistaken for 22

45. how you found out about your idol Your mom.

46. what my last text message says I'm bored.

47. turn ons Dunno.

48. turn offs Dunno.

49. where i want to be right now Somewhere else.

50. favourite picture of your idol I'd tell ya to look in the mirror, but then you'd have to clean up the glass.

51. starsign Capricorn

52. something i'm talented at Pissing people off.

53. 5 things that make me happy Dogs, my cat, turtles, nothing else, life sucks.

54. something thats worrying me at the moment My stupid Econ commercial.

55. tumblr friends As in ones I know in real life? Or..?

56. favourite food(s) Chinese!

57. favourite animal(s) Turtles and hedgehogs

58. description of my best friend I stopped using that title a while ago.

59. why i joined tumblr I don't remember.

60. ask me anything you want

1. Are looks important in a relationship? no

2. Are relationships ever worth it? Always.

3. Are you a virgin? Yup.

4. Are you in a relationship? Nope.

5. Are you in love? No.

6. Are you single this year? Yes.

7. Can you commit to one person? Yes.

8. Describe your crush Already did.

9. Describe your perfect mate Idk, good sense of humor, knows how to banter, relatively smart, idfk, ain't ever gonna happen, so why the fuck do I need to describe someone that doesn't exist.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Absolutely not.

11. Do you ever want to get married? No

12. Do you forgive betrayal? Too often.

13. Do you get jealous easily? No.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Sort of.

15. Do you have any piercings? A few.

16. Do you have any tattoos? No.

17. Do you like kissing in public? Idk.

20. Do you shower every day? Try to.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? No.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? No.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? God, I hope not.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Idfc.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Yes.

28. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone? No.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? No.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Yes.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? I think so.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? No.

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? No.

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes.

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yes.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Yes.

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes.

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yes.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? No.

41. Have you had sex so far this year? No.

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Idk.

43. How long was your longest relationship? Two months.

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Seven.

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? None.

46. How many times did you have sex last year? None.

47. How old are you? 17.

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Oh fucking well.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? The whole "being able to see through them 'cause they don't exist" thing is pretty cool.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Idk.

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Maybe.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? A few people.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? No.

54. Is there someone you will never forget? All of them.

55. Share a relationship story. Once upon a time, my relationships sucked. They still do. The end.

56. State 8 facts about your body Red head, nose peircing, ear peircings, just had surgery on mah ankle, um, i am pudgy, not very pretty, I have tiny feet, um, my fingers look funny.

57. Things you want to say to an ex This is a kid-friendly sight, so I'm gonna keep my cursing to myself.

58. What are five ways to win your heart? Idk. Good luck trying. Can't help ya. You're fucking crazy for trying. You actually exist?

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) Nope.

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? Depends on your definition of "partner."

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Depends on the person.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Idk.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”? The biblical sense.

64. What is your definition of cheating? Kissing and more.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? Idk??

66. What is your favourite roleplay? Life.

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Idk.

68. What is your sexual orientation? Straight.

69. What turns you off? Idk.

70. What turns you on? Idk.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? Don't have one?

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? None?

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? I want a giant teddy bear.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Idk?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Idk.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Idk.

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? After 18, I don't think it maters.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret? If I had one, why would I post it publicly? Do you forget the definition of "secret?"

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? Idk.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Uh, idk.

81. Who are five people you find attractive? Real life? Or actors?

82. Who is the last person you hugged? Jaron(e?)

83. Who was your first kiss with? Cody Adams, unfortunately.

84. Why did your last relationship fail? He didn't exist.

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? No.

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Blame 14jespax

I think this is everything.

Yes.

2. Self harmed?

Regretfully.

3. Crush?

Yes.

4. Kissed anyone?

Unfortunately.

5. Coke or Pepsi?

Don't really mind either one.

6. Someone you hate?

How much time you got?

7. Best Friends?

Jessicaaaaahhhh.

8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?

No.

9. What's your dream job?

I really don't know anymore.

10. Ever been in love?

I don't think so.

11. Last time you cried?

Yesterday.

12. Favorite color?

Red, white, and black.

13. Height?

5'4"

14. Birthday?

Not saying.

15. Eye color?

Hazel

16. Hair color?

Red

17. What do you love?

That's a pretty broad question.

18. Obsession?

Idk.

19. If you had one wish, what would it be?

Idk.

20. Do you love someone?

Did you already ask this?

21. Kiss or hug?

Depends.

22. Nicknames people call you?

Jinx, Tori, Vicky -_-

23. Favorite song?

I wish I knew

24. Favorite band?

Too broad

25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you?

A few things could be said here.

26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?

I don't really know.

27. Something you would change about yourself?

Oh, that's a lot.

28. Ever dated someone?

Yeah.

29. Worst mistake?

I'd rather not say.

30. Watch the movie or read the book?

Wut.

31. Ever had a heartbreak?

Yes.

32. Favorite show?

I don't watch much anymore.

33. Best day of your life?

When I got my college acceptance letter.

34. Any talents?

Sure.

35. Do you wish you could ever start over?

Every day.

36. Any bad habits?

Several.

37. Ever had a near death experience?

Probably.

38. Someone I can tell anything to?

Jessica.

39. Ever lost a loved one?

Yes.

40. Do you believe in love?

No.

41. Someone you hate/Dislike?

Too many to name.

42. Are you okay?

Just tired.

43. Relationship status?

Single.

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You don't have to read this either.

01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?

I don't fucking know, man. 02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?

My ankle. 03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?

Idk. 04: what are you listening to?

Nothing. 05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?

Tomorrow's doctor's appointment. 06: where do you think your best friend is right now?

At home. 07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?

I haven't kissed anyone in the last five years. 08: sex on the first date?

No. 09: kiss on the first date?

Eh. 10: is there one person you want to be with right now?

Yes. 11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?

No. 12: is there something you would like to say to someone?

HAHAA, yes. 13: what are three things you did today?

Got dressed for work, went to work, came home from work. 14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?

Sleep at a friend's. 15: what is your favorite kind of gum?

Idk. 16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?

Most of them. 17: what is on your wrists right now?

My watch. 18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?

Goddamn it. Yes. 19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?

Fuck if I know. 20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?

Probably. 21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?

Dur. 22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?

Mostly. 23: how have you felt today?

Like a fucking idiot. 24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?

Idk. 25: what is wrong with you right now?

Everything. 26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?

Yes. 27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?

Coffee sounds good. Coffee always sounds good. 28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?

He wasn't real. 29: how late did you stay up last night and why?

Uh, 3AM, and idk, wasn't tired yet. 30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

Right now. 31: what were you doing an hour ago?

The same exact thing I'm doing right now. 32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?

Nothing. 33: are you wearing jeans right now?

No. 34: are you a patient person?

Yes. 35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?

Yes. 36: favorite color?

Red. 37: did you have a dream last night?

Not that I recall. 38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

You already basically asked this. Still no. 39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?

Not saying. 40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?

Yes. 41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?

Yes. 42: do you like meeting new people?

No. 43: are you afraid of falling in love?

Yes. 44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?

Yes. 45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?

Yes. 46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?

Did you mean "everyday of my fucking life?"

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You don't have to read this.

1. The meaning behind your URL.

Nothing special, it was just something I thought was funny.

2. A picture of me.

No.

3. Why I love my best friend.

I stopped using that title for a reason.

4. Last time I cried and why.

4th of July; I got punched in the face.

5. Piercings I have.

6 Ear piercings and a nose piercing.

6. Favorite band

Impossible to answer.

7. Biggest turn off(s)

Hell if I know.

8. Top 5 (Insert)

Welp, nothing was inserted (that's what she said),so idk how to answer this.

9. Tattoos I want

Sleeves, arrows on my collarbones, some on mah feets.

10. Biggest turn on(s)

Dunno

11. Age

17

12. Ideas for a perfect date

I don't know.

13. Life goal(s)

Tbh, the only one I have is living in Ireland

14. Piercings I want.

The only other piercings I want are snake bites.

15. Relationship status

Uhm, complicated, I guess?

16. Favorite movie

Um, Phantom of the Opera, Les Mis, Amadeus, and Repo! The Genetic Opera

17. A fact about my life

It sucks.

18. Phobia

Idk, your face kinda gives me the creeps.

19. Middle name

Rose

20. Anything you want to ask

Why do you suck so badly?

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I don't entirely understand what I'm doing, so I'm gonna wing it.

ALSO. INSTEAD OF MESSAGING EVERYONE, THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE TAGGED.

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DAS IT. IDGAF THAT I AM BREAKING ZE RULES.

Always post the rules. Answer the questions the person who tagged you gave you and write eleven new questions. Tag eleven people and link them to the post plus the person who tagged you. Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. What’s your zombie apocalypse plan?

A small hardware store in the country by a farm. I live in Kansas, this is not difficult to access.

2. What do you want to do in college? (If you’re not going to college, then what career would you like to have?)

I'm majoring in Communications with a Minor in Theatre. I plan to teach theatre, debate, forensics, speech, etc. If you're referring to when I'm actually there? Lol Probably nothing. I think I'm gonna be a hermit and hide in my dorm room all the time with my laptop. (Oh wait, I do that now...) That's it outside of classes.

3. Have you ever traveled out of the country? (If so, where?)

No, but this time next year, I'll have been to Panama with Katy. :)

4. To you, what is love?

Hell if I know.

5. Favorite movie of all time?

Oh geez. Um. Phantom of the Opera was my first official "favorite movie," so I'll go with that.

6. Most drastic change you’ve gone through so far?

Uhm. I don't really know. I'd have to say gaining feelings for someone I never thought I would, basically breaking a life-long personal rule. *cough*Bazzle*cough*

7. Favorite Fandom? (Not show, fandom.)

Doctor Who Fandom, they're not snooty assholes and actually are quite inspirational when they want to be.

8. Do you believe in soulmates?

I used to.

9. Or Destiny?

No.

10. Do you believe in magic/Psychics/etc?

I don't know anymore. Sometimes I do, sometimes I think I'm crazy.

11. Worst movie of all time?

Oh damn, that's pretty broad. Uhm. Brokeback Mountain was pretty badly written if you ask me, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World was fucking stupid, uhm, any biography every filmed? Lol I hate biographies.

  My Questions.

1. If you could change one event in your life what would it be?

2. If you could un-meet one person who would that be? (No names necessary.)

3. What would you say to that one person if you could? (Doesn't have to be the same person from the previous question.)

4. What are you afraid of? (Not like spiers, cats, commitment, but legit fears of life)

5. Do you want kids and marriage? Why or why not?

6. What's your favorite genre? Book?

7. Do you have a job? Do you like it?

8. Dream pet?

9. Do you get alone with your family?

10. If you could live anywhere, where would it be? Why?

11. If there was one person you could meet, famous or not, who would that be? Why?