Mythical
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"Remus, have you ever met a yeti?"
It took Remus a moment to realise what Harry had asked. He had been happily building a volcano for his homework, Remus couldn't work out where yetis came into things.
Raising an eyebrow at Sirius, Remus asked, "What do you mean, darling?"
"You do stuff with animals. Have you met one."
"Harry, babe, yetis aren't real!" Sirius tried to keep the tease out of his voice, he did…. He was just so surprised.
"Yes, they are!"
"No, they're not."
"Well, why not? If we can have pixies and centaurs and werewolves, why not yetis!" Harry's nine-year-old irrational fury started to leak through.
"Not all mythical creatures from stories are real, darling," Remus began, "like we have cerberuses but not orthruses, their two-headed cousins."
"Correct," chipped in Sirius, a smirk on his face, "the only two-headed dog around here is m-"
"Not the time, Pads."
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