[notyournecromancer]

i’m going to say this as nicely as possible, if you are pro jkr and have misguidedly followed me, i cannot stress enough, how weird gay and trans me and my friends are. i fear i am not for you, make your exit swiftly!

[thisfeebleheart]

someone's a bit impatient and handsy huh?

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[galecstatic]

i wonder how many unreleased photos there are in this angle oh my god PLS RELEASE THE KRAKEN NOW

[a-tangled-mermaid]

Sigh. At least I have this.

[sunnypeachyy]

Heated Rivalry | Credits Scene

[fujoshane]

my load bearing mutuals

[bipolar4autistic]

Guys can I share a passage from heated rivalry book that’s actually extremely beautiful and heartbreaking

[bipolar4autistic]

He had imagined benign scenarios where they are at a function— maybe the NHL awards— and Shane casually says, “Mom. Dad. Have you met Ilya Rozanov?” And they would meet. And they would shake his hand and Ilya would nod politely at them and tell them it was nice to meet them. Then it would be over, and his parents would shake the hand of the next person who approached them and they would have no idea— no idea— how much of a relief it would be for Shane to have witnessed just that simple contact. To know that the two people he loved the most had touched the skin of Ilya Rozanov, and had looked into his eyes, even for a second, and that Shane now had concrete proof that all three of them existed in the same world.

[rockabillywife]

Im Gaining my mind. Im going Sane #positivity

[talon-dragonbeast]

i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever

"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon

"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon

"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war

[lesspopped]

affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[proxima-bee]

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[ticklefighthockey]

I still think it’s so funny that shane was assigned gay by rose landry and his reaction was WHEW! thank god someone else decided that for me. anyway I’m off to get my man I can sense that he’s making bad decisions in a club somewhere

[ticklefighthockey]

rose: do you want me to set you up with my gay friend?

shane distractedly: what? no I’m obviously already embroiled in a years-long situationship with a disaster bisexual who is physically incapable of expressing a feeling out loud. and I’m positive he’s off being a nightmare somewhere so now that I’m gay for sure I need to track him down and greet him with such awkward but well-meaning compassion he ends up sobbing in my arms

[firstprinced]

[galecstatic]

timeless poetry