#15x81

[forensicated]

"Everyone thinks you're mad." "For getting married?" "For having Reg as your best man."

The idea of Reg being the best at anything, never mind being a Best Man always makes me snigger, poor love.

I do wonder if the cake-wrecked-before-the-wedding was an purposely placed omen for how Dave and Jenny would end up and if the whole thing was planned. (Though who would plan the whole mess of the Dave/Polly stuff I don't know...! Particular shout out to the Quinnan Sextet as a particular lowlight.)

"What is your problem with strippers?"

"I haven't got a problem with- look, the thing is they do terrible things to you, don't they? Baby oil, handcuffs, shaving foam, whips..."

"Stop it Dave, you'll get me all excited!"

[forensicated]

Smithy, Boyden, Tony and Sam doctor a pint for Dave on his stag night - only for it to end up being drunk - or rather downed in one - by their Inspector.

If it's not a trick glass, Colin had some impressive drinking skills (!) It's literally gone in seconds.

Later...

"... I think I'm a little drunk!" "ALL ABOARD! ALL ABOARD! Ah you're great, Jim! I don't care what the others say about you... In my books you're number one!"