People act like eddie is a total germophobe baby boy who tried to play the straight man like BRO
He moved to NYC as an adult
Wore a "loud checkered sport jacket" and a gaudy ruby ring
Only didn't stand up to his mother because he didn't think she would listen
PUT HIS ARM IN THE THROAT OF AN OTHERWORLDLY BEAST
He's honestly more stereotypically chaotic than richie
Book!eddie and 1990!eddie are nearly similar and 2010s!eddie is some imposter idk who tf he is
















