#1d mag

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You Magazine Shoot

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should i post the questions to the "Which 1D Boy is Perfect 4U" quiz omg

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Shit in this magazine that's hilarious but probably shouldn't be:

one of Harry's turn-ons is hair extensions omfg

Louis' favorite body part is the chin

Louis' hidden talent is time travel

one of Louis' turn-ons is fake tans

one of Louis' turn-offs is PDA guess that's why he and Eleanor are made for each other xoxoxx

talking about Caroline Flack: "Despite having an outside hide that looks like leather, Caroline is thin-skinned and sensitive to criticism." omFG

"Grandma Caroline"

"Caroline was born in 1979, which in China is known as the year of the goat. Big surprise - she looks like one!"

"Note: Zero engagement rings. Because no one wants to be with her." LNKNKSFNBIDGdjBGidbgsgbd i am crying

"Liam's bod is like, Heaven you can take pictures of."

Best Butt award went to Zayn. wat.

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Dumb shit in this magazine that makes me want to punch everyone:

Louis' info entry says he's got a girlfriend and Liam's says nothing about his.

in a list of "dos and don'ts" it says "Scream when you meet the band" under Do!

talking about 1D moving to the US because of the "television deal in the works with Nickelodeon" SHUT UP

also, and i quote, "Why the best band in the world will move to the world's best country."

there's a survey they did called "You just heard Niall has a new girlfriend. How do you react?" and the answers are Come up with a list of 87 reasons why you're better than her (8%), Tweet something nasty to her (14%), Print off her picture and put it in your cat's litter box (6%), All of the above (72%) like are you fucking kidding me

everything else

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HOW AM I EXPECTED TO GO ON AFTER THIS

WHAT IS ANYTHING ANYMORE

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