spdfg ||The Kirk|| https://spdfg.livejournal.com/4435.html || Sprik || Mature
I don't often directly post the author's summary, but I'm pretty sure for this fic it's illegal not to: In which Kirk is surprised, and Spock learns his lessons well. For this prompt on the kink meme: Kirk's sexual prowess is legendary, right? So really, it was only a matter of time before sombody started marketing it. While on shoreleave, Jim discovers the best selling dildo to ever hit this quadrent of the galaxy; "The Kirk". That's right ladies and gentlbeings, you too can now have your very own Captain-Kirk-Cock.
(I also recorded a podfic if you're interested. :D)
This fic is fucking *hysterical*. Like, I was wheezing when I read it. (I mean, I broke my 'not on ao3 rule'... again! (and yes, I have a pdf if you prefer that. DM me!) I want to tell you about how in character everything is but honestly, I'm still laughing too much to really go too in-depth.