#1x87

[grogblogging]

matt: [gets up from his seat for any reason whatsoever]

travis, immediately:

[ilostthatfeeling]

[grogblogging]

[having just saved a man from drowning]

vex: i pat his back as he coughs

vax: i pat him too, except when i pat him i cast lay on hands

vex: oh yeah? well i cast cure wounds

vax: that feels oddly competitive in this moment but okay

[grogblogging]

vex: that’s all i wanted to talk about. you can go back to playing with tary now if you want

percy: oh i think i’m done with tary for the evening

vex: great! then you can play with me

[grogblogging]

vax: right now grog doesn’t have any gnomes to hang out with

grog: oh yeah that’s right

grog: oh fuck it’s real when you say it like that :C

[grogblogging]

keyleth yelling ‘in this moment i am a damsel and i am in distress, so cross it off bitch!’ at tary is quite possibly my favourite thing she’s ever done dfkgjh

[grogblogging]

okay listen i know we all gave travis shit for creating a sailor & then not knowing the first thing about ships

but matt just called the prow ‘the wooden pointy bit at the front of the ship’ and i

[grogblogging]

vox machina: [staging an intense rescue mission for a caged prisoner in the hold of a sinking pirate ship]

tary: does anyone have a towel?