May 16, 2017
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2011:05:16
Underwater Wave
© Pacific Stock / SuperStock
Dizzee Olympics
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Yosemite Basejump
© Lynsey Dyer/National Geographic
referring to George Orwell: political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable and to give the appearance of solidarity to pure wind.
regarding Osama being killed. our president came on tv and said “justice has been done.” now he went to harvard law school so he should know that justice is not done at the end of a gun. justice is done when you capture people and try them in front of the world.
he couldn’t be more gracious or nice, much like all kiwis that you meet here. obviously insanely polite and very very softspoken and delightful. unlike americans you don’t pound on your chest and pull your dick out every two seconds.
“i wondered what other animals you might want to play.” wow, this is like a Barbara Walters question: “if u were a twee, Gweg, which way would you lean when the bweeze bwew?”
referencing Oscar Wilde: your weaknesses are your strengths. your shyness is your secret power. use your shyness because you will get people to come near you. they’ll think you’re mysterious and interesting and when you lay your thoughts on them, they’ll go, fuck. she was so quiet. how did i know she was a bouquette! ready to bloom.
and then when they got in that bitching little aston-martin and drove out with the just married thing at the end. it was kind of like the wedding we all wanted but couldn’t afford because we don’t have a nation to rape to pay for it.
the two things that england does best. one, utter and complete denial of reality. england’s going to shit in a handbasket and they had the most lavish fucking event ever, and it was fantastic. and secondly, celebrating the past. because england does the past like nobody else because they kept the outfits.