(I'm not sure if the message got through on the first try!) -- Hot. Today was sweltering as a girl walked through the city in a black school uniform, foreign to Bunkyo. "Ahh!! This heat is killing me!" she cried, messing up her high-ponytail and wiped her forehead. She was supposed to be at Ouran by now, but she couldn't find the stupid store to buy the uniform! "Excuse me?" she called out to a stranger, "Where's Ouran?" she asked, running as fast as she could when she was pointed to the school.
Welcome Minako, you have chosen the best and richest school around. Not only will you be dazzled with our sophistication and beautiful gardens, but here at Ouran, you will create a future that none other can match. Generations of families have attended and worked at our prestigious school and never once were they let down. You, young madam, have chosen the best choice and with our education and resources in the fine arts, you will not be let down.
Everybody, please come welcome and greet our newest member! Another turtleduck has entered the pond, so please play nice and show her the best this group has to offer.