#26cyberworms

[amphibiahawks321]

" . . . . . . . "

[Y/N's (parental figure) eyes widened, Y/N's (parental figure) and scout shaking hands, well... Now scout's the one doing it with a big dumb smile on her face]

[Y/N slowly... Shockingly... And openly turns his head towards scout with disbelief]

M!Reader : H-Haha, excuse us both for a minute—

[Y/N immediately pulled scout outside, surprising her–And closed the door instantly]

Fem!Scout : Oh man did you see that reaction?!–THAT was a reaction of "Welcome to the family" if I've ever seen one–man I am KILLING IT. trust me babe, this'll be easy peasy–

M!Reader : . . . . . .

M!Reader : I just introduced you two with each other and you just said THAT...

Fem!Scout : What? I just complimented you like a true gentlewoman! Trust me, I know what I'm doing~✨

M!Reader : . . . . . .

Literally SECONDS ago.

Fem!Scout : it is an absolute honour to meet you and may I just say I'm a huge fan of your early work–Talking about this piece of ass over here~

[Scout casually just winks]

[amphibiahawks321]

You Know what tf2

Fem!Scout with a Reader that is basically miss Pauling brother

[Scout takes a deep breath, cracks her knuckles and confidently walking up to Y/N, placing a hand on the locker next to his head and grins]

Fem!Scout Smirking : Alright, listen up, sweetheart, you and me? We'd make one hell of a couple, am I right? The type of couple that'd make any man and woman jealous fastest gal in town, strongest arms, Aaand—

[Scout flexes her arms dramatically]

Fem!Scout : These are some real muscles, bet you never met a girl this ripped, huh?~

[Y/N glancing at her bicep]

M!Reader : Hmm... Impressive, But are you flexing or nervous?

Fem!Scout : Excuse me?! Wha—pfft, Me? Nervous? Be serious hot stuff

[gestures at herself]

Fem!Scout : This... Right here, is confidence!

M!Reader smirking : Uh-huh, Why is your hand shaking?

[Y/N stares to the side, seeing Scout's hand starts shaking rapidly]

Fem!Scout : W-What? No, no, that’s just adrenaline! Yeah! ‘Cause flirtin’ with a guy like you is like… uhh… running a marathon! Takes a lot of charisma~

M!Reader : ....Chuckles you're ridiculous

Fem!Scout : But you love it, right?~

[Y/N reaches into his pocket, pulls out a piece of paper, scribbles something on it and hands it to her, making scout blinks in confusion before looking down at the paper]

Fem!Scout : ....Huh?

[Y/N smirks, turning to walk away]

M!Reader : Call me...

[Y/N gave scout a quick wink before continuing to walk away, leaving scout standing there intensely staring at the number in her hand in silence.... Then her face turning red—

Fem!Scout blushing : What... The... Fuck...

.....Moments later—

[The Mercs lounging around in the common room.... When—

Fem!Scout : GUESS WHO GOT A DATE, YOU DIRTY B*TCHES!

[Scout who legit kicked the door open grinning wildly]

Spy : Exhales... Merde...

[Heavy stares at spy smugly, Spy Exhales through his nose, pulling out his wallet and giving heavy 20 bucks]

Fem!Scout : That's right losers! This god's gift to man is officially off the market! Pauling's brother is into me!

[Scout immediately points at spy]

Fem!Scout : Eat shit spy!