TF2 MERCS AND WHAT FLOWERS I THINK THEY WOULD GET YOU
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Scout: Lego flowers
When he asked spy for some advice on what flowers to get you, the response was to get you something unique that would impress you.
So the most logical thing for Scout was to get you a Lego flower set since the flowers won't wither and you will have a nice decoration that will remind you of him.
Soldier: wild flowers
He saw some dried flowers on the side of the road that reminded him of you.
Gathered a handfull of those and came running to show them to you. Ain't that sweet?
Pyro: crocheted flowers
He spend 3 months learning how to crochet and make them.
Took multiple tries before they turned out perfect and you can tell he poured all his love in them.
Demoman: Generic bouquet
He is sweet and lovable, but in reality, I don't think he knows anything about romance.
Therefore, he will get you the first most basic premade flower bouquet that his eye landed on. Sorry...
Heavy: Something classy
He can be described as stupid by some and terrifying by others, but at heart he is a distinguished gentleman.
He will get you something simple, but delicate.
Engineer: Tea flowers
He is a man that priorities functionality over looks so he will get you a bouquet of different flowers like lavander, roses or chamomile that you can dry and use for tea.
Medic: Also clasic, but bigger
Just like Heavy, he is a gentleman and will get you something classy.
But since he is a very flamboyant guy, Medic will have to show off by getting you the biggest bouquet he could find.
Spy: Something fancy
This motherfucker is an expert in romance and expensive things and so he will go all in by getting you the biggest and most breathtaking flower bouquet you've only seen on Pinterest boards.
Sniper: Handpicked
Another sweety that will bring you a bouquet of handpicked flowers. But Sniper will also add some wild berries he found around because they looked tasty.
Could you do the tf2 mercs with kinda a smartass reader? Like that they say something that you'd have to look at with a confused expression but when they look back at reader they have this cheeky smile and squinty eyes. Or reader correcting someone like engineer on their craft and reader being right. Theyre obnoxious at it too, they know it and they take advantage of that.
Is that possible?
Tf2 x smartass!reader
Masterlist
Scout is so much fun to write kill me now HE ISSNT EVEN MY FAVOURITE??? LIKE HES MOT EVEN TOP FIVE??? (Still love him though)
• larp final boss
• he just rolls his eyes when you correct him like “huh! Yeah! I knew that! Shut up!”
• gets all in a huff
• THOUGH , he does also stand his ground sometimes and is purposely stupid to see if he can piss you off
• you have been sent from god to personally torment him
• he firmly believes that
• or you made a deal with the devil for only the knowledge you can correct him on
• he straight up gets to a point where he refuses to explain things around you for fear of you correcting him
• LEAVE HIM ALONE HES ABOUT TO JUMP YOU
• has a mix of engineer and scouts reaction
• he gets irritated and embarrassed but he plays it off.
• whenever you correct him on something it’s one of the few times you begin to see him loose his composure because it wasn’t a simple slip of memory
• he GENUINELY didn’t know and that makes him want to shoot himself honestly.
• he takes it a lot better than engineer-
• honestly loves it!!
• if he’s ever unsure of something he does genuinely go to you since it’s easier than flicking through books
• though if you correct him while he’s mid surgery he will just shrug and tell you “I’ll make it work!”
hii~ i'm nervous but really enjoy your writings and drabbles, so i thought i'd make a request! could i please have a drabble for both scout and sniper with a reader who drools while getting r a i l e d, and eventually squirts? super rough too 😵💫 sorry if it sounds awkward, but i just think the idea of being able to do such a thing is so attractive... tysmm!!
☆ ITS NOT AWKWARD YOURE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGGEEE. I'm so unhealthy for Sniper and Scout like ugghhh I need them both at the same time—
Scout and Sniper Overstimulating their S/O
Scout
OH HE LOVES IT.
Scout loves that dumb fucked out expression you get whenever the two of you would fuck.
This guy has stamina, like darling I don't know WHAT you were thinking.
Easily bounces back after his own orgasm just so he could fuck you senseless more and more.
The first time he saw this, was Valentines day. He'd fucked you in just about spot of this room and every position, now you were laid on your back as he had your pressed into a mating press.
You were already out of it, head lulled to the side, breasts bouncing, he pressed his forehead to yours. "You still with me sweetcheeks?..you can give me anotha' right?"
You could only whine, as drool trailed down your chin, hands gripping the bed sheets. You couldn't warn him that you were about to cum but he felt it.
He looked down, seeing that you'd squirted all over his cock, making a mess of his pelvis, and some of the bed.
Scout couldn't stop the growl that left his throat as he picked up the pace. He wanted more, he needed to have you do that again.
"Oh dollface, c'mon..do it again..fuckin' make a mess."
So yeah. Be prepared whenever the two of you have time? You're getting sent to heaven with how he fucks.
Sniper
This feral ass man...
Definitely fucks you with the purpose of making you all vulnerable and needy so he can take care of you afterwards.
Sniper loves ot when you get all messy. Go on love, drool all over his pillow. Show him how good he's fucking you.
His favorite position to fuck you is doggy style, he presses your face into the pillow and just pounds into you.
He loves to hear the wet squelching of your cunt as you squirt all over him.
"..look at you 'roo..making a mess all over daddy's dick.."
He's filthly with his words, his hands would leave bruises on your hips as he brings you back onto his cock.
It gives him such an ego boost that he's the only one who can do this to you.
The man also loves how whiney you get, you're so sensitive that a simple smack to your ass sends shivers down your spine.
"Heh..who says we're done love?..bring that ass back here.."
Warnings: Smvt with no s€x, Female Reader, Mentions of lingerie bras/magazines, and perfume stealing (MINOR WRITING SMVT, DNI IF YOUR UNCOMFORTABLE!)
Divider by @uzmacchiato
Scout couldn’t keep his eyes off of you since you two began hanging out. He had the mind of a teenage boy and a dog in heat, especially when he saw your bra strap when you wore a tank top at his house. He couldn’t keep his eyes off of your bra, it looked almost exactly like the Victoria Secret catalogue that he kept under his bed. He accidentally slipped out that he noticed it when he was blabbering on about god knows what.
“—Anyways, I can see that bra is doin’ some work on ya”
“??”
..yes, he did regret saying it.
When you invited him to your bedroom for the first time he went into straight panic mode! He had never been in a bedroom of a girl he liked and wanted to fuck. The smell of your room alone got him horned up, he did a fair job at hiding it.. that is until you left the room. He immediately went on a little hunt for anything that could’ve hinted at you being a s€xually active person.
After a minute of digging through your drawers, he couldn’t find much.. until he found your mesh bra! He was shocked. He held it up in front of his face, confirming that the cups of the bra were almost completely see through. Had you always worn this around him?? Why didn’t you tell him sooner? Millions of thoughts went through his head, until he later decided to stuff it into his pocket and save his fantasies for tonight.
Bras weren’t the only thing that turned him on. He later noticed the perfume you used frequently on your desk. He’d never thought he’d be into scent stuff, but here he was, stealing the bottle of your 38$ perfume so that he could spray it onto his pillow. Lord, here he thought he’d have the ladies thirsting over him.
You touching him? Sends him into orbit. He nourishes the feeling like he’s getting his virginity taken. Even you tapping on his shoulder gets him to space out in the moment, not even noticing that you’re trying to get his attention.
“Hey, Scout, you know where my perfume went?”
“…huh?”
“I asked if you know where my perfume went.. are you okay? You’ve been acting kinda weird lately.”
Fuck. He wishes he can tell you how hard he’s been for you, but he’d rather touch Sasha than tell you about how he stole your perfume so that he could smell you on his bed. So for now, he’ll stay humping his pillow every night, wishing it was you underneath him..
“..I’m good, and nah, it was probably Pyro. I can smell that shit on him”
Mercenaries x Reader on Laughing Gas who calls them handsome
In this order; Heavy, Medic, Spy, Sniper, Scout, Demoman, Engineer, Soldier, Pyro
Heavy
“You’re handsome…”
The man was too stunned to speak. Medic told him you were going to be real honest when under laughing gas, but he wants expecting THIS.
He finds you adorable like this. You’re absolutely smaller than him (Unless you’re a tall queen/ruler/king, in which we stan * finger snaps *) and carries you around until you’re able to think straight again.
10/10.
Medic
He puts you under just for fun because he finds you cute like this, so he’s gotten used to your loopy speech
“You’re handsome…” “Danke Taube.”
Still makes him giddy every time you compliment him though. Watches you stumble around the room like a toddler.
7/10
Spy
”You’re handsome…”
He knows. He appreciates it, but he knows.
“Merci. You’re a mess…”
Finds your loopy behaviour cute and slightly entertaining. Wouldn’t actively go out of his way to help you, but will keep an eye on you so you don’t end up killing yourself.
6/10
Sniper
“You’re handsome…”
He’s flustered immediately, does the awkward pulling hat down to cover the blush move.
“Thanks Sheila…”
Probably gonna get baby locked in his van due to him not wanting you to get hurt, but also having no idea how to care for you.
8/10
Scout
“You’re handsome…”
Stop inflating his ego, you’ve doomed the others for the next hour.
“YA’ HEAR THAT BUSH MAN?! MA GIRL THINKS I’M HANDSOME”
Bro probably puts you on one of those weird monkey leashes that you put bad kids on (Couldn’t be me…) and just watches you with so much entertainment.
8/10
Demoman
“You’re handsome…”
Dude’s drunk 24/7 so you’re basically the same person at this point.
“No, YER handsome… Beautiful… Pretty… Yeah…”
He’s constantly taking care of his mom, so you’re in good hands. No sharp objects, no fire, no Pyro, absolutely no Pyro, you’re safe.
10/10
Engineer
“You’re handsome…”
So much blush on that poor Texas man’s face.
“Aw… Thanks sweet pea… How ya’ feelin’?”
We stan a man who’s concerned about you. Keeps you in his workshop while he works. More than willing to explain to you what he’s doing like you’re 5.
10/10
Soldier
“You’re handsome…”
He’s a really loud person so everyone is going to know that you called him handsome.
“OF COURSE I’M HANDSOME! I AM THE GREATEST AMERICAN ON EARTH!”
Dude would have no idea what to do with you. Heavy just ends up taking care of you.
2/10
Pyro
“You’re handsome…”
‘Happy Pyro noises’
Definitely not the best at taking care of people, but in you’re loopy state, he’s amazing.
Y’all are absolutely gonna do stuff like colouring, playing with his unicorns, and absolutely cuddling.
great! can i order sick headcannons with the mercs (reader is the sick one. idk how else to clarify that)
okay coolio bye then
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haha imagine being sick. enjoy covid, apple :)
(disclaimer, i'm not mean to anyone else. I just know apple IRL.)
When you're sick - headcanons
All the mercs (+ Ms. Pauling) x G/N reader
(I added Pilot because pretending my OC is a canon character is fun.)
Fluff
Scout:
Ok, let's be honest, you aren't getting a lot in terms of anything genuinely helpful to your health.
He'll sit at the edge of your bed and keep you company, rattling off about his day or the current happening around the base.
He lived with seven older brothers, thus naturally developed a pretty good immune system. He'll snuggle with and kiss you all over. He'll get under the covers, too. He's taking a nap there. You don't get to kick him out. Here's there forever now.
Will get you a juice or something, but don't expect him to get you anything you'd need to cook.
Soldier:
Sick?? You shouldn't be sick!! It's those damn communists contaminating the water supply, he swears by it.
Nonetheless, he will be sure to stay by your side and give you an honorable burial if you were to perish. Not that you will! You're a strong american man (regardless of your nationality. or gender. just go with it, it'll make him happy.), and he knows you'll pull through.
Stands at the foot of your bed doing surveillance. You're at your most vulnerable, so he has to keep watch!!
He cannot cook. Good lord he cannot cook. He'll try though for you, but you better expect it to taste or look horrible.
Pyro:
Will prance to your room, move all of their stuff in there, and have sleepovers with you until you're better.
They'll color with you, bring you snacks and treats, and spend a lot of time with you in general.
They don't really get sick themself, partially due to wearing the mask all the time, so they don't know exactly how to take care of you on the practical side of things, but they'll grab you anything you want if you ask them!!
Demoman:
He knows a lot about being sick. Mainly due to hangovers, but he's pretty experienced in terms of getting sick, so he knows what to do in a lot of cases.
He's making you a hot toddy if your throat is sore. (He's making one for himself too.)
Will offer a bunch of weird remedies that he swears by, which only a handful usually work. His eagerness to help you out usually wins over you though, so you end up trying them.
Heavy:
I think he would be one of the best to care for you. He took care of his family when he lived with them (and still visits!), so he'd for sure know exactly what to do for you.
Makes a mean soup. It's his mother's recipe, so you better compliment it.
Can and will pick you up and carry you to other rooms if you want a change of scenery. He doesn't much care about getting sick himself, and he can usually power through it if it spreads to him, so don't worry about giving him your germs. Just don't kiss him or anything, he's not that interested in getting sick.
Will take you to Medic if he thinks it's getting bad.
Engineer:
Okay, this might be a controversial take, but I think he'd be absolute dogwater at taking care of you.
MAN CAN'T EVEN GET UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER FOR HIMSELF IF HE'S WORKING, AND YOU EXPECT HIM TO TAKE CARE OF A WHOLE 'NOTHER PERSON???
Okay, he'll try.
He'll talk to Medic to see what can be done for you, might move some of the stuff he's tinkering on so you can spend time with him if you want, He might make you a snack if he has the time, but probably not much more than that.
He genuinely cares about you, but he doesn't exactly have the resources or time to be with you the whole duration of your sickness.
Medic:
Sick? Under his watch? Impossible. The second you start showing symptoms of anything, no matter how small, he is testing you for everything under the sun.
Be prepared to spend ninety percent of your time in the medbay, because he's running tests on you like there's no tomorrow.
Will give you so many pills or random liquids to down, and not tell you what a single one does.
He's definitely giving you a remedy of his own invention that may or may not be banned in multiple US states.
Sniper:
Now this is a man who can take care of you when you're sick.
He has a lot of knowledge on how to help, because his mother would always talk about what she was doing or making to help him feel better whenever he was sick growing up.
He knows (and can probably cook) whatever meals will help get your energy back, he knows what medicine to get from Medic, and he'll do his best to make you all comfy cozy.
He'll probably call his parents if he doesn't know what to do in a specific case, as he doesn't really want you spending too much time in the medbay. It's just overly sterile and serious in there, and he knows that a comforting atmosphere can be better for trying to recover from being sick.
Spy:
He will reluctantly bring you a few things, but do not expect him to spend time with you.
He is wearing a facemask when entering your room, giving a brief greeting while bringing you food or something, and leaving. If you ask him to stay, he will not.
I feel like he would have mildly germaphobic tendencies, just based on how clean he tries to keep on a regular basis.
The only reason he even bothers to bring you anything is because he thinks you're the least annoying and wouldn't survive being around everyone else if you died.
A little melodramatic, but he's got the spirit.
Ms. Pauling:
Let's be honest, she wouldn't have the time to take care of you.
She'll make an effort to tell the others to make sure you're doing okay and are fed and given proper care, but she probably won't be able to do anything past that.
WE STILL LOVE HER THOUGH.
Pilot:
Pilot is a little bit of a mess, but will try his best.
He usually makes food for everyone when nobody wants prepackaged meals, so he's got quite a bit of soup-making experience.
Is the comforting king. Will let you lay your head in his lap and sleep while he reads or writes. Will gently play with your hair if you want him to.
He'll get you a ginger ale and swear that it helps. It tastes good, but it's unclear if it actually helps with nausea or a sore throat.
Let him kiss you. He will get so sick, but he wants to kiss you so bad. He doesn't care that he's getting your germs, he just wants to comfort you.
i saw u did tf2 reqs i was wondering if u could do one with a f!reader x scout except the reader is SUPER horny like ALL the time? like she’s always on scout (consensual ofc) and even go as far as to do it semi-public during battle?
may or may not be inspired by dirty mind (that one animation meme years ago)
THANKS!!!!!! (⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎)
𔒌 𝘿𝙄𝙍𝙏𝙔 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘿 .ᐟ ⸝⸝ scout x f!reader .
.✦ synopsis ⸝⸝ it's hard to keep your hands off of your boyfriend
.✦ pairing ⸝⸝ scout x f!reader
.✦ authors note ⸝⸝ sorry this is such a short write, but i rlly did like writing this hrhehehe
"W…What? Right here?" Scout stammered, face flushed a furious red as your fingers slipped under his shirt, palming up the heat of his chest. You giggled, lips brushing the shell of his ear as you gently nudged him back against the wall. "I’d love ta', sweet cheeks, b-but the others—o-oh fuck..."
You and Scout have been together for a few months now, and you haven’t been able to get enough of him lately. Not after the first time. That first fuck had ruined him—mind blown, body trembling, voice gone hoarse as your pussy squeezed around his cock like it was made just for him. He thought dreams like that only lived between his fist and his cock, but fuck, you brought that dream to life and made it so much worse in the best way. He used to go down on you like it was a treat. Now? It was a habit. Daily. Hell, he didn’t even know he could cum this much in a single hour.
Your lips dragged along his jaw, placing kisses like soft warnings as your hands explored his torso with a tenderness that made him twitch. He let out a shaky breath, biting back a whimper. He wanted to resist—he really did—but you always made him weak. Every. Damn. Time.
“Baby—wait, Y/n—” he tried again, even as his hips pressed into your thigh, grinding instinctively. His cock strained in his pants, already leaking. "I wanna, ‘course I do, but—fuck—we’re gonna get caught." You just smiled, eyes all soft and hungry.
“Please? I’ll be quick, baby,” you whispered, lips ghosting down his neck. His resolve crumbled the second your teeth grazed his throat. His hand tangled in your hair and yanked gently, head tipping back with a groan. Game over.
Scout was a fucking mess. His cock throbbed in your hand, twitching helplessly with every pump as he bit down on the inside of his cheek, trying to keep quiet. You were tucked away in a quiet hallway just beneath the chaos of the base, but that didn’t mean you were safe. Scout should’ve been up top—dodging bullets, sprinting across the battlefield, grabbing the intel like he was paid to do—but no. He was here. About to blow his load all over your fist. Again.
His legs shook, abs tightening as your lips wrapped around his flushed, dripping tip. His moans were ragged, pitched high, and broken in the prettiest ways. "F-Fuck, fuck, I c-can’t—baby, please! Gonna c-cum again—wa-wait, o-oh, fuck!"
You gave his cock one last suck before letting it fall from your lips, glossy and twitching. You grinned, watching him come undone. Your hand tightened at the base and squeezed just right. Scout cried out—actually sobbed—his voice cracking as cum spilled from him in thick, hot pulses.
“Fuuuuck… lemme—please, please, I’ll do whatever you want—just—fuck—please,” he babbled, panting through overstimulation. His thighs trembled and you could see how red his ears were. He was so gone.
“You’re doing so good, baby,” you cooed, all sugar-sweet as your tongue licked a slow stripe up the underside of his cock. His breath hitched. And then—without warning—you started stroking him again.
He choked. "Y/n! Fuck! Oh m-my go—god, I’m—I’m gonna—!"
Your name cracked out of him like a prayer as his hips jolted forward, spilling hot and messy over your fist again. His knees nearly buckled. His hands gripped your wrist, unsure if he wanted you to stop or never stop… but finally, you let go. He whimpered at the loss, his poor cock twitching in the cool air. You stood and leaned in, brushing the hair from his forehead before kissing him slow. He melted into it, arms wrapping around your waist like you were the only solid thing left in the world.
"Jesus... fuck," he whispered, voice ruined, resting his head against your shoulder as you smiled into his hair. "You... oh my god, you're amazing." You snickered as you ran a hand up the nape of his neck, nails gently scratching in a soothing motion.
