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Glad I had him handy...
Most Beloved Wrestler Tournament
#2727
Mick Foley
Bray Wyatt
TG: this whole operation is strung together with stable time loops TG: no timeline offshoots cause thats when daves start dying and that isnt no good for nobody EB: daves, plural? TG: yeah
Time sounds like a cool aspect, but Homestuck's time travelers have to contend with some pretty brutal restrictions. Marty McFly had a tough job, trying to fix his timeline - but if you break a timeline in Homestuck, you can't un-doom it. You're screwed.
TG: thats how stable time loops work shit takes a lot of planning and precise choreography TG: ive got some help though EB: help? EB: sounds like you have been talkin' to some trolls! TG: yeah
It could be Terezi, but this isn't her Aspect. Has Aradia finally decided to make a move?
EB: so what is the future like? [...] TG: oh you know TG: noirs outta control TG: rose is crazy jades crazier and youre TG: well youre you
As expected, Dave is trying to avoid spoilers, and none of this is really new information.
...that said, I'm noting that Dave paused very slightly before mentioning John. We've been worried about Rose and Jade for a while now, but maybe they're not the only ones we need to keep an eye on.
We don't yet know his role in the Scratch plan, except that it's a pivotal one. What's he doing on LOHAC, right before the end?
EB: i have a whole boonbuck now. [...] EB: tell me what you want with it! TG: im working the system here TG: using time loops to manipulate the incipispheres financial sector TG: making a goddamn killing in the lohacse EB: lohacse? TG: lohac stock exchange
Oh my god, is this his Quest?
That's too perfect. This sounds like the kind of quest Dave would design himself, if you told him to craft a Time-themed Sburb objective.
EB: your unpleasant face is what kicks ass!
"Your face kicks ass!" - John Egbert, known heterosexual.
TG: egbert stfu and give me your goddamn boonbuck j3gus fuck
I wonder - does Dave know the meme he stole from Terezi originally came from himself? Even now, he's still inheriting resources from Future Dave.
TG: dont do the vriska thing ok TG: shes messed up we talked about this TG: or will talk
I was initially confused about why Dave would tell John not to do something - after all, if John is going to do it in the Alpha, Dave can't stop him.
But maybe the Alpha required Dave to warn John, knowing he'll be ignored. :(
Ending t-break with some candy mac
writing tip #2727:
gonna have to let go of that my little pony oc one day