#28stabwounder

[bean-n-shroob]

Wait a segond, where is natasia?

She gets very anxious whenever we talk about visiting Count Bleck with her so we just avoid the topic.

[partizanne]

i prolly wouldnt even fight id just straight up be sleeping . sleep fighting ,

when u first meet me im just a mild inconvience that slowly turns into a spicy inconvience and by spicy inconvience i mean a DEFINITE cosmic abomination

[bean-n-shroob]

*We'll be right back music*

(forgive me, this was rushed)

[bean-n-shroob]

In that case, im gonna ask something more.... ¿Why in the world you will build a toaster that does't toast bread?

[bean-n-shroob]

What about "2" with shrooma?

Unfortunately, I can’t think of an outfit that I can’t see Princess Shroob wearing and I also feel like I’d start to get into outfits I don’t want to draw. So lets just say PS is just overall indifferent to outfits

[bean-n-shroob]

It's okay if i use a energy powered punch on diet? :v

Perfectly okay!

[bean-n-shroob]

Nice, now some shrooma headcanons

Sure thing! A few of these might be general shroob stuff tho:

P. Shroob can use her gem to change her chemical structure and turn into a different kind of Shroob (like Dr, RC, Blazing)

All Shroobs are born as the normal, purple versions and only when given jobs do they turn into the different colored versions.

P. Shroob initially felt that Elder getting trapped was just a minor bump in their process of conquering the Mushroom Kingdom. She was confident she could do this on her own.

She knew the location of 2 of the cobalt shards (besides the one Peach had)

She knew the Swiggler had a cobalt shard.

When the Elder Shrooboid got the shard, she was notified immediately

When Princess Shroob first appears (after Peach exists the Time Machine) she was introducing the “new guests” to her sister Elder, who was originally in charge.

This invasion was Elder’s opportunity to give her younger sister a crash course on how an invasion works. Princess Shroob had already studied beforehand with Elder so when she was trapped in the star, Shroobs knew a fair amount to take charge.

P. Shroob has a translator (around her neck? In her hair? her ear rings?) and allows her to pick up various languages and communicate, enlgish being one of them when she was brought to the present. (Which is why we could understand her when she spoke Shroobish, she was translating herself)

Elder learned english in her time at the shard and hanging around various english speakers (as she was split into 6, her conscious split into 6 as well)

The weird sparkly, psychedelic shimmering the bosses did before disappearing is something Shroobs do when they die of unnatural causes.

Elder was powerful enough to avoid this from happening to her and turned herself into a Shroom to sustain her weakened life.

(blog canon) Shrooma nearly suffered this, as she was actually at the brink of death, but managed to hang on and crawl towards her spaceship where she escaped.

The chemicals in Baby Luigi’s tears melted all Shroobs and their machinery, being strangly toxic and corrosive to the Shroobs. 

The Vim is a lifeforce to the Shroobs, but to the people of the Mushroom Kingdom, its merely “wine”. “Wine” can be a substitute for Vim to Shroobs.

Also if that psychadelic stuff gets on anyone besides the Shroobs, yeah, it’ll corrode you like tears on a shroob

Baby tears Salt Water >toxic to> Shroobs

Shroob gunk >toxic to> everyone else

[bean-n-shroob]

Also friends, i don't want to scare you, but you all traveled 8 days to the future when the tv broke (And no, it wasn't the cobalt star)

Antasma, chill