#2am shitposting

[jaig-eyed]

I am of the belief that everything Anakin does is something Obi-Wan probably would have done when he was a padawan; which is why whenever he sees one of Anakin's half-baked plans, Obi-Wan dies of second hand embarrassment.

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[starlit-supposedly]

I was simply away for a couple weeks what in the world did I miss???

[rangertessadarling]

Gilan: Can you not stand so close? you're making me claustrophobic

Will: what's claustrophobic?

Halt: It means he has an irrational fear of Santa Claus

Gilan: NO IT DOES NO-

Will: HO HO HO

Halt: STOP IT WILL YOU'RE SCARING HIM

[destiel-owns-my-ass]

Pretending you're not in love with your best friend by continually referring to them as your sibling

A guide by Dean Winchester

[woppy42]

i don't understand OXO. why would i buy products from a company whose brand is built exclusively around them losing at tic-tac-toe

[flowerofantiquity]

[mimidiann]

no i don’t take criticism

[asterose]

Why did he call himself Hordak? Well, y'see, at first everybody was calling him "Horde-yak" 'cause it was just yak yak yak about the Horde things all day erryday with that guy, but then the Etherian Great Vowel Shift happened & the "eeya" part got lost so now it's just "Hordak." 

He’s been on Etheria a long time, guys.  

Haha, I’m so clever, yay, now I return to proofreading a document at 1:45 in the morning that contains no less than 11 paragraphs in a row that all start with "Optionally,” and no longer question where my sanity has gone.