Summarizing She-Ra having from only what I’ve gathered from Tumblr
Obligatory mention of the fact I’ve never once seen any amount of She-Ra and honestly wont ever until everything else in my watchlist has been exhausted. However, here is my character summary of the She-Ra cast from what I’ve gleaned from the occasional tumblr post
-the main character (obv.)
- female version of He-Man (also never watched. killing it with the naming scheme, though.)
-wields a magic sword that can also turn into a flying Pegasus?
-fights for the honor of Greyskull? Thought that was the bad guy from He-Man?
-lesbian in love with the cat lady.
-princess of Arendellia? (Tbh, that came from an Elsa x She-Ra slash fix I scrolled past so I take that info with a mouthful of salt)
-cat lady. Once again, killing it with the naming convention. Real A+ work. JK Rowling is jealous.
-used to be the main villain but had a redemption arc.
-redemption arc not as good as Zuko’s but still pretty good.
-is like the daughter of the actual main bad guy? Or maybe just their hired assassin?
-what can I say? She’s a cat. She do cat stuff like stand on ledges and knock vases over.
-honestly had to look up this dude’s name (unless this dude likes to bone, naming scheme has been killed?)
-idk much about flowers this guy, but I know a bitch vampire when I see one.
-guy has like, a ton of little gremlins and also robot versions of himself?
-Catra’s abusive bad-dad.
-typical villain trope wants to take over the world (or at least the kingdom of Greyskull? Is that what it’s proper name is?)
-the naming scheme was revived with a Phoenix Down.
-she’s one of the princesses of power.
-has really strong motherly vibes.
-what can I say? She’s a scorpion. She do scorpion stuff, like bury herself in the sand and sting assholes that walk over her (that could be an allusion to her personality but idk enough about her to say definitively).
-well this is a villain if I’ve ever seen one.
-also, this dude is not a dude like I had assumed from the Netflix avatar photo options. What my brother in law doesn’t know won’t hurt him.
-with the naming scheme having quaffed a health potion and working at full strength, I can only assume she’s a weaver of shadows.
-some sort of illusionist I think?
-pretty sure she isn’t actually involved that much, I haven’t seen much discourse of her.
-would absolutely rip out a child’s heart and burn it as an ingredient for some sinister magic potion
-THIS CHICK BANGED THE VAMPIRE!?!?
-I don’t care that she’s apparently some mad scientist!
-how mad do you have to be!?
-honey you read waaaayyyy too much Harry Potter fanfiction if you’re trying to go after discount Voldemort over here. I don’t care what anyone says The Cursed Child is not cannon!!!
-sorry, I was looking up a picture of her and it states on Wikipedia her significant other was Hordak and my brain exploded.
-order 66 has been called and the naming scheme has turned on me, bludgeoning me over the head with a baseball bat.
-she was the first to join the alliance of princesses.
-she’s Legally Blonde but in charge of a kingdom.
-dating a boy from She-Ra’s kingdom.
-total flower child but could and would still kick your ass if you approached her at a bar.
Honestly, there’s so many more but I can’t be bothered to name and describe them all in one post so maybe I’ll make a part 2, but don’t hold your breath.