#2bi2furious

[theonyxranger]

Hey. Hey you. Yes, you, the bisexual reading this. I love you <3

[buffyboleyn]

enver gjokaj!

Damn, I’m sad already used Renly on Cole Sprouse as a half-joke!! He’d make a good Renly. But maybe slap an eyepatch and blue lipstick on him, and he’d be an offbeat Euron Grejoy. He’s got the RANGE. 

Send me an actor (or model) and I’ll give them an ASOIAF fancast 👸

[theonyxranger]

Pansexuality isn't biphobic, you're just an asshole.

[theonyxranger]

do you think my coworkers know billie joe armstrong is bisexual or do they just really like that they get to say faggot when they sing along to american idiot

[theonyxranger]

James... buddy... why you gotta do this to me...

[theonyxranger]

*buys groceries in a distinctly bisexual way*

[theonyxranger]

I enter the grocery store. I am wearing mechanic's pants, a tool brand hat, and a denim vest with a pride button. I purchase dark american beer and hard lemonade. I exit the grocery store.

[theonyxranger]

*looks at bi couple*

So which one of you paints and which one can drive?