NEVER SAY MAYDAY

Bi/pan. 30. Closet transfem oops. Arospec. Fake artist, ASE Master Tech. Edits @killed-by-the-guardians

[theonyxranger]

have you met starmie my friend starmie

[calware]

gender affirming pointy teeth

[yokolate]

Ki ni Natteru Hito ga Otoko Janakatta (January 2027)

[goodgirlcoded]

i love shopping for posts on people’s blogs like oh this one’s nice… oh i love this… using my likes as a dressing room

[gardengnosticator]

it is the 37th anniversary of the USS vincennes shooting down the civilian airliner Iran Air Flight 655, an action that killed 290 innocent passengers, 65 of which were children. the US never issued an apology and as part of a legal settlement the US refuses to ever admit liability for their violent and reckless actions.

[gardengnosticator]

it is the 38th anniversary of the USS vincennes shooting down the civilian airliner Iran Air Flight 655, an action that killed 290 innocent passengers, 65 of which were children. the US never issued an apology and as part of a legal settlement the US refuses to ever admit liability for their violent and reckless actions.

[p1nkiek1ttie]

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

[demilypyro]

honestly I think I lost a lot of faith in humanity when hogwarts legacy happened. thousands of people heard "jkr is transphobic" and didn't think that was enough reason to not buy a mediocre videogame and it became a runaway success. it was such a basic show of decency and it was too much. return the shopping cart ass dilemma. I'm a misanthrope now

[legov7]

That was really disturbing, and also extremely confusing to me. I genuinly started to question if many people just don't know anything about the world and the context in which the media they consume is made.

"Rowlings transphobia is extremely well known" I always thought, because HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU MISS IT?? And yet I have met multiple people that mentioned playing the game. And they didn't even admit to transphobia, or tried to vaguely gesture towards some misunderstood death of the author concept, or defended JKR, they just mentioned the game like it was the most normal thing to do.

[nate-the--not-so--great]

the amount of people who also KNEW explicity that jkr is a transphobe and chose to just, like, not care, and play that game anyway, is astounding. i lost friends i thought were good friends because they were chill just ignoring her blatant transphobia, and i couldnt be around them anymore

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[tlirsgender]

I've been working on this theory that manic pixie dream girls are real it's just that they're all femme lesbians because men can't handle them. They can't match her freak. They're on reddit asking for relationship advice on how to dull her sparkle. My girlfriend (nonbinary) (starbucks barista) (trying to unionize the starbucks) gets customers flirting with her like they think they stand a fucking chance

[tlirsgender]

A weird girl with bright colored hair CAN save you but only if you're pure of heart it's like being able to see unicorns. I had a butch dyke britney moment and cut my hair off the other day & I'm gonna give her a lock of my hair as a gift to put in a locket or something like the victorians used to & the men aren't doing this

[tlirsgender]

If you want a weird girl who's cooler than you try making her earrings out of your teeth or something

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[sea--burn]

[deathonthebeach]

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

[infamouswhore]

enough with the fucking ring cameras. whatever happened to booby traps

[just-sans-things]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[spacehunter-m]

[sugarsylvie]

Sylvee and bree psychic mischief...

[puppygirllaika]

Christians will say "i wish she'd stop shoving her faggotry down my throat" as if that isn't a literal gift from god.

[puppygirllaika]

"she's shoving her faggotry down my throat" okay??? tilt your head back and relax your neck muscles then.