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#Repost @oh_my_goats_tn_ (@get_repost) ・・・ Four baby goats #2butts #2faces #4faces is impossible!! #stillcute #babygoats #babygoatsofinstagram #lovebabygoats #babygoatsarecute #hickorymoonfarm #farmlife

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The things my son says..

Part One

(walks over to me while I'm changing my daughter)

"WHAT?!?! CARRERA HAS 2 BUTTS!!"

[chibigikochin]

Magical Guardian!Hiccup and Magical Guardian!Jack AU designs. So uh, this months prompt was actually requested by me, so even though I gave up trying to write something for this month's prompt (as I usually would have, however a one shot wouldn't have sufficed for this AU IMO) I knew I couldn't just skip this month's prompt so I decided to draw the designs. Originally it was gonna be a redraw of a bunch of different magical girl teams (like precure, PPGZ, and Tokyo. Mew Mew) then just TMM with Hiccup as Lettuce and Jack as Zakuro...then I realised Lettuce wore a Leotard..so yeah that didn't happen and I ended up drawing Hiccup as Ichigo during maths from memory (like I did with this hiccup actually, which is why it's younger hiccup I've drawn and not older hiccup as I haven't learnt to draw older hiccup from memory yet) and decided I may as well make Jack one of the guys who likes ichigo since it is a HiJack prompt I'm trying to fill and I ended up drawing Jack as Kisshu, however both Ichigo!Hiccup and Kisshu!Jack are at school so I won't be able to upload them until atleast tomorrow afternoon. So ah yeah, have a couple crappy designs from a magical boy/girl!AU which I might actually write a fic for. (ROTBTD tho, so not just HiJack) (Also Jack's wearing a sleeveless tailcoat btw)

[chibigikochin]

so for this months HiJack prompt (Magical girls/boys) I was gonna do a seies of redraws of a bunch of different magical girl animes but replace the characters with Hiccup and Jack.

one of these redraws was gonna be the two as characters from Tokyo Mew Mew and I was originally gonna make Hiccup Mew Lettuce and Jack Mew Zakuro, however I realized something about their costumes; Lettuce has a leotard. and it is quite visible, meanwhile Zakuro has booty shorts (which are less of a problem but still) so i'm not sure if I should stick with redrawing Hiccup as Lettuce.

also I might've used up pen ink drawing hiccup as Ichigo (but with a lynx's ears and tail) and now i'm not sure whether I should keep that and make Jack one of the guys (Kisshu, Shirogane or the Blue Knight since Aoyama himself Is out) that ichigo has feelings for/has feelings for ichigo.

also if I do make Jack one of the three, should it be Kisshu, Ryou Shirogane or the Blue Knight?

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coming home, an unfinished HiJack smutfic.

Another fic for New Years and 200 followers, this one was originally being written for Smutweek earlier this year but I never finished, partly because I can't write smut, partly because I was in Osaka at the tale end of a homestay program, partly because I had two 7 hour flights that were p late at night to get home to Melbourne and partly because Smutweek, and September was over by the time I got to the point I stopped at. HAPPY FRIGGIN SNOGGLETOG AND NEW YEARS EVERYBODY! Hiccup couldn't quite believe what was happening. Today was his five year anniversary with his boyfriend, Jack, And considering this was his first relationship, he'd have to say they did very well for themselves. That was why hiccup was determined to celebrate this properly and to make sure Jack would remember this moment. This would also be the reason why he was currently sitting on his bed in a set consisting of a blue corset, panties and stockings with garter belt. Yes, hiccup was currently sitting on their bed in the very promiscuous lingerie, just waiting for his boyfriend to get home from working at a kindergarten. He had also left a trail for Jack, just to make sure he got straight to where hiccup wanted him. The trail started with an empty box of Ferraro Rocher and a note for Jack telling him to follow the trail of Ferraro that had been stuck every few steps up the banister till right outside the closed bedroom door was another box of chocolates, this time it was filled and shaped like a heart and- wait, was that the unlocking of the front door? Yes, Jack had just gotten home. Hiccup heard jacks every movement as he closed the door and walked to the first box and the note. Hiccup heard a deep laugh and squirmed a little in excitement as he waited on the bed for the owner of the said laugh that could turn hiccup's legs into jelly. He tried to settle down as he heard Jack take a few steps up the stairs and then stop, before repeating a few more times. when he could finally hear Jack at the landing of the stairs, his soft smile slowly became a devious smirk. With each step closer to the bedroom door the smirk grew wider alongside both boys anticipation. And then there was the sound of Jack putting everything else to the side and the opening of the door. Just as Jack opened the door and stepped in, hiccup felt a shiver of anticipation run down his spine, seeing jack's matching smirk drop to the floor as he saw hiccup. Hiccup decided that now was a good time to stand up and make sure his legs were working. As he stood, the ruffled half skirt that covered his backside slid away to uncover the panties. With every step he took the skirt moved with him and he watched as Jack slowly realised what hiccup was doing and planing, and Jack replaced his smirk with an even bigger one. Once hiccup finally reached Jack he wrapped his arms around Jack's neck as Jack settled his arms around hiccup's ruffled waist. "Your late." Was hiccup's only greeting as he ground his hips into jack's, receiving a moan from Jack for his efforts. "I got held up by something" he said, struggling to keep his composure. "Well then, I guess you'll just have to learn why you shouldn't get held up by something." Hiccup said before turning them around so he could push Jack onto the bed, following him till he was sitting in Jack's lap. "And what is it that I am to learn?" Jack asks. "You get punished." Hiccup replied, grinding himself down onto Jack as he emphasised the word punished. This decision caused both of the boys to let out moans. "So then, what will my punishment be?" Jack asked as he bucked his hips up and gained a loud moan from hiccup who was struggling to keep his composure as he grabbed jacks cheeks with both hands. "If you come home late, then you don't get to cum at all." Hiccup said as he pulled jack's head closer and moved his own to meet jack's lips in a frantically passionate kiss. And I can't write smut for the life of me so I stopped it here.

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An unnamed hijack fic for 200 followers and the new year

Name: BatG (okay seriously it has no name, guys plz help meh) Word Count: 3713 (THIS IS MY LONGEST ONE-SHOT GUYS IM ACTUALLY KINDA PROUD) notes: Okay so there’s about 2 more hours left till new years over here in Oz and I finally finished this fic, which actually has a bit of a story behind it’s creation. You see in the Melbourne Cosplay Community (a group page on FB for cosplayers from Melbourne, Australia, or who just come down to Melbourne to cosplay at cons and stuff) earlier in the year a scout for the australian series of the show Beauty and the Geek joined the group searching for cosplayers to participate as contestants on the show, the thing is though is that the general members of the MCC are actually p attractive (especially this next guy who is basically an IRL Bishonen from an anime) and we made jokes after they left about a guy known as Dat Dat (who has a youtube btw if you don't believe me) going to the auditions and pretending to be one of the male ‘beauties’ and so on and so forth. So yeah, this is for you guys in the MCC (and the one lone fabulous one from Brisbane who knows who she is, especially after reading through this fic) who made my past year (and the previous one) amazing. HAPPY FRIGGIN NEW YEAR AND HAVE A HEL OF A SNOGGLETOG SEASON! Jack still had no clue how he got here from just plain messing around with friends when a scout for a TV show called ‘Beauty and the Geek’ came around their neighbourhood when they decided to jokingly sign up for it and, miraculously, Jack had passed for whatever it was the scout was looking for and ended up being the male ‘Beauty’ for this season of the show. Unfortunately for somebody, Jack was not entirely into the female he was supposed to be dating…or more so, any female people thought he should be dating. Yes, Jack’s friends had somehow managed to get him into a situation like this. An even worse part of this situation, however, was that he had found someone he was into… it was just the wrong ‘Geek’ that he found himself attracted to. Oh yes, he had found himself attracted to one of the other guys who were contestants on the show, the guy in particular being a short, auburn haired, green eyed Scandinavian with a name so hard to pronounce he simply introduced himself as ‘Hiccup’ to everybody. The little information he had on Hiccup was that he was a budding inventor, having been the apprentice of a proper black smith since he was 8, loved to draw anything and everything that he set his sights upon with charcoal being his preferred medium, and that the male liked dragons. Well, Jack says ‘liked’ but he honestly had an obsession with them, to the point he has figurines of dragons he has designed, drawn and completely made himself! At this moment in time, they were in the middle of the ‘make-over’ stage that the ‘Geeks’ went through, and Jack was having an inner panic attack because he was expected to find himself attracted to the female partner he was given when he couldn’t help but be excited over the anticipation of what hiccup would end up looking like. And now he and the rest of the ‘Beauties’ were standing in front of the change rooms waiting for the ‘geeks’ to come out. The first one out was Finn Ingermen, another person from a Scandinavian country, though Finn was blonde, unlike Hiccup, Finn’s hair had been made darker during his makeover, his parted bangs arranged to frame his face, rather than cover parts of it, making it so his eyes looked brighter. The next to enter was Jim Hawkins, a good friend Jack had made while apart of this show. Jim had long brown hair he kept in a ponytail normally but at this moment in time, the hair between his ponytail and the crown of his hair was shaved off, his fringe falling to cover the shaved areas. A leather jacket over the top of a black V-neck finished of the almost ‘Bad-Boy’ look he had ended up with, and, paired with his love of anything that can get him to places quicker than running, the look did suit him. Following Jim was Hiro Hamada, a Japanese American who was found making conversation with Hiccup and Jim about engineering. Hiro’s hair was messy in a way that gave an impression of him being a character from an anime, his hair had now been straightened and styled in a way that imitated the Visual Kei style from Japan, paired with the new clothes he’d been given, seemingly straight from Shibuya, Hiro looked as stylish as any other person roaming the streets in the fashion districts of Tokyo. After Hiro was Wilbur Robinson, another of the boys interested in engineering, though Wilbur added Astrology to his area of expertise, along with Biology, Chemistry and Physics. Wilbur’s hair originally stood up in a quiff, high in the air in a natural way compared to jack’s own dyed and styled hair that was made to look windswept. In the midst of his transformation it had been cut and styled in a shorter fashion, the outdated hairstyle being swapped with a newer trend. The next out was the only female geek, and Jack’s partner on the show, Violet. Violet was a very quiet girl who was always very interested in books, bonding only with Hiccup through their shared love of fantasy, and Jack due to practically being forced to do so for the show. Violet’s hair was held back out of her face with a fancy headband and in doing so made her face completely visible, something not even Jack had ever seen before. Violet looked happy with how she looked, looking down at herself and at her dark purple, almost black, halter neck dress, then back up to the crowd of people in front of her, she smiled, at somebody, but it wasn’t Jack, he turned to where she was looking to find Wilbur returning her smile. Well, at least Jack didn’t have to worry about upsetting or hurting Violet too badly when he told her he was gay. Violet was the second last of the geeks, meaning that the last one out would HAVE to be Hiccup. Jack could honestly only just barely contain his excitement as he watched and waited for Hiccup to enter. And that…that was not Hiccup… was it? There’s no way it could’ve been the same guy Jack was crushing on since he got here… Really? Damn. Jack just face planted or something cause this was most definitely not just a crush anymore. Hiccup had gone from a cute dork to a hot one and Jack was trying to keep himself from staring at hiccup for too long, afraid of being noticed by someone, luckily Hiccup didn’t notice, though his head did turn to Jack’s general direction with a shy, yet still proud of himself smile. Hiccup’s hair had been cut and restyled so it didn’t fall into his eyes, but it was still fairly long and slightly messy as it had been before, his jacket over a plain shirt had been swapped with a black button up shirt, a brown vest and a green tie to match his bright green eyes. Once they were all settled on the couch they heard a voice coming from the P.A system installed inside the mansion “While the makeover was just the beginning, your challenge properly begins tomorrow… You’re going to a real life Prom.” The room went wild. Cheers and laughter were heard from every couch and every person in the room. “The geeks will have to invite someone else in the room…except their own partner. This means one of the Beauties will not be attending the Prom.” The announcer finished. Oh, Jack’s not going to be able to go then. “Geeks, you will learn the specifics of your challenge tomorrow, so, Good Luck getting a prom date for tomorrow.” There was an audible click as the voice finished saying what it needed. “Well, I’ll just be heading to bed then…” Jack’s voice trailed off as he was mentally going through all the beauties, trying to guess which of the Geeks would ask out who. Violet would no doubt ask out Wilbur, no complaints from Wilbur himself, of course… Jim would probably ask out Ruffnut who was originally Fin’s partner , Hiro might ask Astrid who was Hiccup’s, Finn would ask out Elsa who was Jim’s original partner and Hiccup would ask M.K who was originally Hiro’s… Just as Jack went to get ready for bed, he felt a tap on his shoulder. What was it now? “Ah… Hey, Jack?” Asked none other than Hiccup, the object of Jack’s affections as of late. “Yeah, Hiccup?” it was unsurprising that Jack was shocked as to why Hiccup would come up to HIM of all people when was that M.K sitting all by her lonesome over there? That doesn’t make sense… “Um…Hi, Jack, uh…” the rest of hiccup’s question was incoherent for Jack to hear. “…What was that?” Jack asked, hiccup repeated, again he was mumbling and Jack still had trouble hearing. “Come again?” Jack asked again, watching as Hiccup was at this point visibly shaking, Hiccup’s eyes scrunched shut as he replied. “ I SAID COULD YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH ME” Hiccup shouted, in his nervousness his accent became more prominent but at this point Jack was able to understand and hear what Hiccup had said… And so did everybody else in the room as they all went silent, waiting in anticipation for Jack’s reply. “I don’t know, May I?” Jack asked as he grinned impishly down at Hiccup whose eyes had reopened, though a bright red blush had appeared all over his face at that moment. “May you what?” was Hiccup’s confused reply. “The correct way to say that is May I, as in ‘May I have the honor of being your date to the prom?’” was Jack’s reply, his grin widened as Hiccup’s blush became even more prominent. “It’s no honor… and you don’t have to if you really don’t want to.” Hiccup mumbled, though loud enough that Jack could hear properly. “Oh but it is, and I really DO want to go with you. I was just teasing you cause that blush you have right now is just A-Dore-A-Ble~!” was Jack’s next reply. “I’m not adorable! I’m manly as heck!” Hiccup replied back. “Oh but you see, that blush coupled with your accent, bright eyes and freckles bring out the Awkwardly Adorable Hiccup in you, whether it was before or after you got that makeover.” Jack explained as Hiccup’s blush darkened and the others quietly watched the playful exchange happening between the two. “Shut up.” Hiccup mumbled. “Do I have to~?” Jack whined, to which hiccup nodded. “Yes, yes you do.” The Sun was just starting to set, a day after the makeovers everybody went through when Jack was finishing getting ready for the ‘Prom’ as somebody knocked on the door outside. “Come in!” Jack said loudly as he finished putting his coat on and turned around to find Hiccup standing there with a box in his hands. While Hiccup was back in the clothes he had on the other night, Jack was wearing almost the complete opposite in colours, with a white button up shirt, a blue tie and a silver vest, though they were now both wearing coats over the top, in the same colour as their respective shirt. “So… I’ve got something for you!” Hiccup said as he showed Jack the Corsage that was in his hand. The corsage was a light blue rose that Hiccup went to pin onto Jack’s coat. “I’ve got something for you too!” Jack said as he took a similar one from where it was lying on his bed. This corsage was in the shape of a green tulip, the green looking similar in shade to Hiccup’s own eyes. Jack, too, went to pin it onto Hiccup’s coat, in the same place Hiccup had placed his. The boys looked up at the same time to end up meeting the others eyes and shared a smile. “Come on, the others will probably want to leave soon too.” Jack said as he took Hiccup’s hand in his and dragged him out into the hallway, before leading him into the foyer where some of the other couples were waiting. “Hey Guys, is everybody ready to go?” Hiccup asks in greeting. “Oh wow, you two are both looking great! And almost, we’re still waiting on Wilbur, Violet and Hiro to get here…” M.K said in reply with a bright smile on her face, as she did so a door opened and out stepped Wilbur and violet, both were now completely ready to go and were wearing purple rose corsages. “Hey, is everybody set to go?” said Hiro as he also walked out from behind them, in the meantime Violet and Jack exchanged accepting glances on the others chosen partner, before turning to pay attention to said partners. “So, should we start heading out, now?” asked Jim as he went to open the front doors, being followed and then helped by M.K. “Have fun, you guys!” M.K exclaimed as Hiccup and Jack were leaving, the two felt bad for having to leave her in the mansion all by herself and went to say something but she cut them off with a comment on how well the two went together. “Don’t worry about me, you guys, just go and enjoy yourselves with each other, and remember if anybody has anything negative to say about you guys, it’s just that they’re jealous of your cute chemistry and that they don’t have a chance at either one of you at all, evidently.” Her comment was met with a laugh from the both of them as they thanked her before finally exiting the house. Once all of the pairs had settled in the limo they were provided, she closed the door behind them and waved them good bye until they were no longer visible, making her way through the now closed doors to her room so she could study in peace, which wasn’t always the easiest thing to achieve in a mansion filled to the brim with all the interesting people that is was. HAPPY SNOGGLETOG AND NEW YEAR EVERYBODY Meanwhile, the rest of the contestants had arrived at the makeshift prom, walking in hand in hand with each of their dates. As they walked in their amazement at the decorations of the inside of the building was obvious. “This place looks awesome!” Hiccup exclaimed, holding hands with Jack who looked over at him with a delighted smile. “Yeah, it really does look like a prom.” Was Jack’s reply. “Really, so most proms look something like this?” Hiccup asked as he turned to face jack as they walked. “Yeah…haven’t you been to one before?” Jack questioned as Hiccup nodded. “uh, No actually, I moved to America in my last year of high school and was still getting the grasp of the curriculum and the general area so I missed that years proms…Although even if I did, I don’t think it would have ever amounted to being anything as good as this one.” Hiccup explained. “I see, and yeah these guys have definitely outdone themselves today!” Jack said as they were led up the steps onto the stage with the other contestants of the show. The man on stage alongside the contestants was a dark skinned man with light coloured hair and eyes, he was wearing a grey tux and held a microphone in his hands. “’hello there, everybody, now it’s time to get this party started, but first, I’ll explain the geek’s challenge; You guys will have to mingle with the other ‘student’s to become popular enough to win Prom King!” He announced. “the geek with the most votes, wins the challenge” he finished as the crowd cheered and the contestants were led back off of the stage, allowing them to start really having fun, either at the photo booth, on the dancefloor, or at the drink station to hide away the nervousness that the challenge had brought up for them. One of these couples were Jack and Hiccup. “Are you alright, Hiccup?” Jack asked as he handed the other a cup of what he wasn’t entirely sure of, though Jack assured him it was nothing alcoholic. “Oh, yeah, I’ll be alright, just, give me a moment before I have to talk to anybody else, okay? I just, I’m not used to this, like I don’t want to interrupt somebody in a conversation, right, cause that’d be rude, but it’d suck if I didn’t at least try, You know? And even more so, what if I mess up? I mean I’m still getting a grasp on the English language, so what if I accidentally say the wrong word or use it in the wrong context or even insult someone when I don’t mean to and I just-“Hiccup was stopped in the middle of his ramble by Jack who placed one hand on his cheek and the other around his waist, effectively shutting him up. “Hiccup, you’ll be fine. You’re smart, creative, funny and you can easily steer the conversation to talking about what it’s like back home for you, which could end in a demonstration of your first language that could totally be something that interests them. And besides, being bi or multilingual is a turn on for most people.” Jack explained as he grinned cheekily down at the slightly smaller guy. “I-…are you sure? I wouldn’t be annoying people?” He asked. “Of course not, if anything you would be interesting to people and you’d end up making people love you!” Jack tried to reassure Hiccup as he just nodded, they pulled away from each other, Hiccup taking a deep breathe in and then out before moving to go talk to other people. “Hey! Before you run off however, you might want to drink something, since you oh so caring date decided to be nice and get you one in the middle of your freak out.” Jack said, causing Hiccup to blush slightly before walking very quickly back to his place next to Jack and making him grin even more as he handed Hiccup the red coloured plastic cup. “What even is this, anyway?” “It was in the bowl over there, I asked the person who was placing it there and they said it was a mix of coke and both red and normal Fanta. It tastes good though, so seriously, you should try it! You never know you may end up liking it.” Jack exclaimed as Hiccup looked inside the red cup. To Jack’s surprise, Hiccup downed the cup in one go before walking away from the line of tables, leaving jack to stare behind him for a few seconds before running after him. “Hey, I’m Hiccup!” He greeted two others who looked alarmingly similar, aside from their genders. “Hey, I’m Tyler, and this is my less cool younger sister, Ryshelle.” The male twin announced as he gestured towards his sister who looked rightly offended by the compliment. “Hey, I was born a full 10 minutes before you, slow poke! And anyway, he’s just jealous of my awesomeness, and you for having the best date, in this place.” She argued before trailing her arms up and down Jack’s general person. Seemingly muttering what seemed to be the words ‘people in suits are a gift to the universe’ as Jack pulled himself closer to Hiccup, who accepted his closeness, even when jack had wrapped his arms around his upper torso and hung his head over his shoulder. “Anyways…Are you guys from around here?” He asked genuinely curious as he noticed they themselves had slight accents, hinting at a foreign origin like himself. “Oh nah, we’ve only lived in America for a few years now, we’re actually from Norway.” Ryshelle explained. “Seriously, so am I! Where in Norway are you from?” he said excitedly. “We’re from Oslo, you anywhere close by?” Tyler asked. “oh, I’m from that area too, Bjerke to be exact… and now that I think about it, some of the others are also from Norway, like Elsa’s family is from Arendal which I guess is a bit farther than that but it’s quicker than most drives through different states in America, and I think Finn is from Tonsberg…” Hiccup pointed out. “Really? That’s awesome where like in the exact opposite direction from the city to you!” Ryshelle said. “What did I say, Hiccup, you could totally pull it off, whether you were American or not.” “Yeah, yeah, now go back to being quiet, I liked it when you were like that.” Was Hiccup’s response as he turned back to the conversation at hand with a smile. “So how long have you guys lived in America, then?” Hiccup asked with a circular motion of his hands. “Uh…it’s been about 5 years now? Maybe 5 and a half?” answered Ryshelle. “Oh, really? I’ve been here for about 7, almost 8 with the coming year.” Hiccup said. HAPPY SNOGGLETOG AND NEW YEAR EVERYBODY Sometime later Hiccup had gotten around to having conversations with many other people, until after a couple hours all the ‘geeks’ had been rounded up and been put back up on stage as they awaited the announcement of the winner of the title of ‘Prom King’ and this week’s champion. “Well, we’ve put all your votes into a tally and we’ve figured out the winner; Hjördís ‘Hiccup’ Haddock!” The announcer exclaimed as the crowd clapped, Jack being the loudest as he shouted in happiness for his partner who walked towards the front of the stage as he had a fake golden crown placed upon his head, his grin proud, wide and genuinely wide. “And now to follow the tradition of any other prom, the King will now have the last dance with his…King!” the announcer said with a large, honest grin as he watched as the two men walked towards each other, placing their hands around each other’s body before the music started to play and they started to sway, heads laying upon each other’s shoulder as they went. “This day really couldn’t have gotten better, could it?” Jack asked with a light chuckle. “No, it really couldn’t” Hiccup agreed as the song ended and they broke apart. “Thank You, Jack” “No problem, the least I could do after being tricked into competing on this show by my ‘great’ friends is help somebody else out” Jack said with a grin, saying the word ‘great’ with a slightly sarcastic yet warm tone. ‘huh, you too, then?” Hiccup asked. “Yeah, we did it for a joke, didn’t think it’d end up being a serious thing, though.” Jack explained. “Mmm… my friend from back home, in Norway, he told me one day that I should do something random like this, just because he thought I was missing out on something while I was living here, I guess… or maybe it was something to do with my confidence and people skills, I’m not quite sure…” Hiccup wondered aloud. “Well, it seems like it did help with both of them, didn’t it?” Jack said happily. “Yeah, yeah, it really did.” Hiccup agreed with a firm nod of his head, smiling up at his slightly taller prom date. The End, Have a Happy New Year!

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Lucky Me, a HiJack fic based on the story Lucky Lips by Paul Jennings

Name: Lucky Me Word count; 1, 239 AU: Lucky Lips/ Paul Jennings short stories AU Pairing: HiJack hinted at but no followed through Jackunzel Notes: first of many fics that I want to write about Paul Jennings' short stories. and also the first of the fics i'm posting for you guys for 200 followers! Jack felt a shiver go down his spine as he stepped onto the front porch of the old, rundown house. He was starting to second guess himself, I mean, was he really going to go to some fortune teller or witch to help him with his problem? But, he had already come this far, so he may as well go along with his decision for now. That was about the time when he took the bear shaped door knocker in his hand and knocked it onto the hard wood, just waiting for the witch to appear, or not. Maybe he could just pretend he had never come if she didn't... Ah, but that would have saved him from a lot of embarrassment, therefore, with Jack's 'luck' he noticed the woman peek out her long nose and eyes out from between the curtains of the window not to far away from the front door. The woman eventually opened the door with a sly, all knowing smile. "I knew you would come..." She said ominously. Oh great cleshés already, this woman must have been a joke. "Come, I have something for you." She continued as she led him through the hallway to a winding staircase covered in dusty cobwebs. He followed her up the creaking steps, but still wasn't sure if that was a good decision on his part. She eventually reached the top of the stairs, immediately taking a sharp turn left, leading Jack into a dimly lit room, instructing him to lie down on a couch. "So do you want me to tell you my troubles, or...?" Jack's voice trailed off. "Oh no, I know why you have come..." The witch started. "You have never been kissed, despite your many tries, no body ever does, they think you're arrogant so nobody likes to hang around you for very long." She continued, leaving Jack stumped. She was exactly right. He was 17, nearing the end of his HighSchool life and despite all his attempts, nobody he ever took out would ever kiss him, instead many of his dates just closed the door on his face as he proceeded to lean into them for a kiss. Though he wasn't too sure about the arrogant part. "Fear not, boy, for I have something for you...but first, payment." She said as she gestured to him to give her the charge for her services as he reached into his pocket for his wallet, before pulling out the money necessary for the 'miracle worker' to 'work her magic'. She took the money and put it inside a small box on her desk before looking for something in the desk's drawers. She finally found what she was looking for with a confirmation of 'Ahah!' before turning around and giving the boy a silver coloured tube. He opened the tube to realise what was inside it, as he had seen these on his mother's vanity before they went out somewhere special. This witch was trying to give him lipstick! "This is bogus, I'm not wearing lipstick!" He cried out. "If you want a kiss, then you will! This is not just any lipstick, because if you put this on everybody in the near vicinity will feel compelled to kiss you. And they will." she explained. He thought in it for a few seconds before finally deciding to just take it. ————————————————————————————— It had been a few weeks since Jack had gone to the miracle worker and she gave him the lipstick. Since then he hadn't actually used the lipstick, but he finally decided to do that today. He was currently standing on the porch of the Haddock household where two of his classmates lived. Their names were Raina and Hayden, Raina was currently 18 and was one of the most popular and nicest girls in his year level, meanwhile her younger brother, Hayden, was 16 but one of the smartest kids in the school, making him take many classes for Raina and Jack's year level and become pretty good friends with Jack after finding out the two had a mutual interest in being smart arses to people. Jack took the lipstick out of his pocket and fumbled with it for a moment, for he had a plan. Said plan was to ring Raina's doorbell for her to open it, meaning, that if the lipstick worked, she would instantly be 'compelled to kiss him', but on the other hand, if it didn't work, he could just ask for Hayden's help on some schoolwork... Yeah that sounded believable. Jack eventually opened the tube of lipstick and smeared it on his lips before putting it away in his pocket again and bringing his hand back up to knock on the door. He waited a few moments as he heard somebody's music was turned off and most likely that same person walking towards the front door to see who was on the other side. unfortunately for Jack, it wasn't Raina who opened the door. In Raina's stead was her aforementioned brother, Hayden, a gangly boy with auburn hair, freckles and deep green eyes that locked on Jack's for a moment before darkening as the boy's entire being was taken over by a strange feeling... He didn't really know what it was but... He really felt like kissing the other boy in front of him, and he did. Jack's own eyes widened as the younger boys' small hands grabbed on to the collar of his hoodie, before pulling the taller boy towards him and smashing their lips in an open mouthed kiss due to Jack's mouth falling open in his surprise. Hayden kept Jack in place by wrapping his arms around Jack's neck, bringing him down to Hayden's height.  Jack was extremely confused at this point. This wasn't supposed to happen! What does he do now? Does he just wait till the other stops kissing him, pull him off and end it now, or should he reciprocate it? I mean even though it's not the most conventional first kiss, it still was a first kiss... Looks like Jack's body had decided for him as he found his hands placing themselves on the other boy's thin waist, pulling him even more closer than Hayden had made them originally which rewarded Jack with a small moan from Hayden. "Hey Hay! Who was at...the... Door...?" Raina walked through the hallway to find her brother and their white haired classmate making out on her front porch. At the girl's words the two boys split apart, staring at each other in bewilderment as they realised what they had just done. And there was no way they could deny it to themselves or Raina as they stood there with swollen lips, stolen breath and very noticeable blushes from the force of the deep kiss. "Uh... I'll come back later" Raina said hesitantly as she walked away, eyes never leaving the two boys on the porch. "So...that was....something..." Hayden said as his voice started to trail off. "Would you hate me if I asked you if we could do it again?" Jack asked him with a shy smile, blush still evident. "Would you hate me if I said yes?" Was Hayden's response as he brought his hands up around Jack's neck again. "No, actually, I think I'd like you more..." Jack said as he pulled Hayden back into his embrace, enforcing his thoughts with a kiss.

[chibigikochin]

Hi, surprise! I'm your Secret Santa! (Christmas Cookies) Jack had never expected to be invited over to Hiccup's place this Christmas. It'd come as a nice surprise when his dorm mate came in from another difficult class from the tech lab and offered the suggestion rather shyly as he bustled around with his bag and books. "I figure since you don't have any plans," he'd trailed off. Blushing through the freckles. Now here he was, snuggled on the couch with Hiccup eating cookies the guy made.