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2nd-most-dangerous replied to your post: SEB AND GOATS SITTING IN A TREE. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

((DYING OF LAUGHTER. THIS SHOULD NOT BE SO FUNNY.))

lacedwithsemtex replied to your post: SEB AND GOATS SITTING IN A TREE. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

((THAT’S SO INAPPROPRIATELY BRILLIANT I CAN’T EVEN! *screeches*))

Welcome to Alex's blog at 3am, where faces are photoshopped onto gifs, and the sense doesn't matter.

[[THERE ARE CURRENTLY 3 DIFFERENT SEBASTIAN'S POSTING FC SPAMS ALL OVER MY DASH

YOU'VE BROKEN TEDDY. HE CAN'T SPEAK. HE'S JUST WHINING AND MAKING WEIRD NOISES.]]

[text] if ya want... i wouln't be opposed.... ~SM

[text]: Y' sure? I can be there in about twenty if you like.. -SM

[text] I prolly could... ~SM

[text]: No it's fine. Wouldn't want t' inconvenience you. Though if you did want t' see me, I might be able to stop by.. -SM

[text] Ya really want me ta drive over there on my bike, while i'm drunk off my arse? ~SM

[text]: You could catch a cab... It's fine. Nevermind, mate. -SM

[text] knew it. ~SM

[text]: So're you coming over t' show it off or what? -SM

[text] ya like my arse, do ya? ~SM

[text]: Wouldn't've mentioned it if I didn't. -SM

[text] you jest. nd not what? ~SM

[text]: Not nearly as much fun. Besides, why would I want to fuck a goat when you've a perfectly nice arse? -SM

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