#2p!nordics

[rekinex]

So, some time ago I made this "redraw" (??) of an album cover with 2p!Denmark in it bc why not

The og cover it's from the album "Ephemeral" by Mr.Kitty btw✌️

I hate how the hair looks like but Idk how to make it better🧍

[ask2pnordics]

???: Mr. Kallevig?

???: Mr. Kallevig are you alright?

Sindre: huh?

Sindre: oh! Yes!

Sindre: Sorry,

???: That's alright, this place must bring back a lot of memories.

Sindre: It does...

???: If you need to take a break at any point we can,

Sindre: I'll be fine! Besides, it'd take forever to shoot that way haha!

???: Alright. Mr. Kallevig,-

Sindre: Sindre is fine,

???: Right, Sindre, how old are you?

Sindre: same as the other Norways, 6,000 years, give or take.

???: So then we have a lot of ground to cover, let's start at the beginning.

Sindre: When I met everyone? Or the BEGINNING beginning?

???: What's your first memory?

Sindre: Darkness, dirt under my nails, and worms.

???: Almost poetic

Sindre: Ah! No, literally,

Sindre: This desperate fucking crawl for air; the other's should be glad they don't remember that far back, I was fortunate that I was a summer baby. The ground wasn't frozen fucking solid yet haha!

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(( Welcome to ask2pnordics! We're running our ask blog a bit different than most, we will be following an episodic storyline starting from the beginning of everyone's lives all the way up until modern day,

All in the form of a documentary being shot!

Your questions will be asked to our characters in this interview, and they'll answer honestly (or not 😏)

You'll get to interact with several characters, not just our 2ps, though we'll mostly follow them

DO GIVE OUR CONTENT WARNING A READ THROUGH!!

This story will contain heavy adult themes; we will be tackling them respectfully, but this story may prove triggering for some, that can be read over on our page.

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ASK2PNORDICS IS LIVE! Valtteri: So you’re just going to be streaming? Should I turn on my camera or something? Sindre: We want people to come to the stream, don’t turn your camera on, you’ll scare people off! 

Valtteri: Wh- Wow! [ / Discord call disconnect sound here ] Sindre: HAHA! Pussy! 

[ / Theres a message that pops in in their DM, which is quite simply just the middle finger emoji. However, after a few more seconds, Valtteri joins the call once again. ]

Valtteri: As if anyone wants to see your rat face! HA! Sindre: They do! Fuck you! I have nice hair, 

Valtteri: And….? That’s it? That’s all you have to offer? Sad. Sindre: HA! Someone complimented my eyes a while back too! That’s two things, turn your camera on, rat. 

Valtteri: I mean, I guess they’re right. And is that a threat?

[ / Valtteri laughs, though he complies: His camera flicking on. ]

Sindre: It is, anyways hello! I’m back! Say hi, rat. 

Valtteri: Moi!

[ / He offers a swift two-handed wave, before dropping his hands off screen to grab his mug off coffee, taking a sip. ]

[2p-nordics-stuff]

Particular skills

Markell: We don’t need your particular skill set for this mission.

Bernard: Meaning you don’t need anyone killed, maimed, or robbed.

Markell: Exactly.

[poorly-drawn-nordicks-blog]

Could we see nyo 2ps maybe? O.O sorry if not....

there beauty~

there grace~

nyo 2p nordics will punch you in the face~

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Sindre, you look so happy when you're around Magnus. Was it difficult to live without him during those rough times in the past?

Sindre: Oh... [/ he pauses a moment, seeming to consider the question before nodding Sindre: Yes. I don’t like talking about that time, so listen because I won’t be repeating myself haha! Sindre: January 14th 1814 was the worst day of my fucking life.

Sindre: When I’d learned I was to be given to Sweden I was fucking pissed. We were Denmark-Norway, hel, we’d been together hundreds of years before the fucking concept of our unified kingdom. And Wilhelm was taking me away from it! Sindre: I was fucking happy where I was, I didn’t want leave. I didn’t even fucking want independence. Everything was great. [/ he scowls, but takes a moment to collect himself Sindre: Anyways, Wilhelm came to collect me and I had to be dragged out kicking and screaming. I was pleading with Magnus to do something. Which was fucking stupid on my end, I get it, no one had a choice blah blah- I was upset though! And wasn’t thinking. Sindre: He-... [/ there’s another pause before he speaks again, this time, however, his hues flit away from the camera, and his tone is that of someone who doesn’t entirely believe what they’re saying

Sindre: He couldn’t even bear to look at me he was so distraught. Sindre: I passed out before I got in the carriage. Sindre: Wilhelm and I were married. Sindre: I spent most of my time in Sweden to myself. In my room. Sindre: I’d scream and cry myself hoarse I’d break shit. I didn’t hear from Magnus at all during that time. He didn’t even fucking write me back. Sindre: ... Sindre: He was probably busy doing more important things, Sindre: Sometimes I’d fall asleep on the floor. Sindre: I think at least, though I must’ve woken up at some point because I’d always end up back in bed.

[/ he flashes a smile at the camera, though this one is half hearted, and a layer of irritability underlies that faux friendliness upon having old memories stirred up Sindre: But that’s in the past now! I’m back where I belong haha!

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Hey Sindre, what's your favorite memory from the Viking days?

Sindre: Oh! Give me a second to think, I have so many... [/ he seems to genuinely consider this question a moment before he eventually speaks again, his pointer finger tapping against his chin in thought. with each passing second he seems to brighten up just a bit more, clearly enjoying his rather rushed trip through memory lane. ]

Sindre: I could tell you about so many, I could go on for fucking hours, the viking era was the best time of my life! I could talk about my first raid, or meeting Magnus, or sailing to Iceland, or- [/ he cuts himself off, with this, a grin plastered on his face ]

Sindre: I really can’t pick a favorite! All of it was great... But... I guess I miss the little things the most.

Sindre: Going for walks in the forest with Magnus after he’d finished his duties for the day, back when we both had more time for one another...

Sindre: and doing my own job for that matter! I miss when all I had to do was get high and talk to the gods just so I could tell the fucking ingrate that showed up at my door that his crops would fail that season haha!

Sindre: I have so many stories about shit like that...

Sindre: Oh and watching the lights after a long day! I know I can still do that today if I went a little farther north but... It’s not the same by yourself.

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Sindre: Let’s see... What else... Sindre: I- 

[/ With this, Sindre’s head swivels completely around on his shoulders, unnaturally so; Magnus can be heard in the background, although what exactly he’s saying isn’t audible, it seems like he’s calling Sindre from downstairs, Sindre: Ett øyeblikk, kjærlighet! [/ His head then swivels back around to face the camera, before he addresses his audience once more. Sindre: I have to go! Dinner’s ready! I don’t want to let it go cold after he worked so hard on it! Sindre: Farvel!

[/ With this, the feed cuts, ASK2PNORIDCS IS OFFLINE!