#2p cyprus

[massivebadonker]

So um... Thing is, I looked at my time left and realised I might not be able to work on it for a few days, so I'm putting this here in case it never gets finished😬

Idea by @my2phetaliaheadcanons ! Big thanks (and sorry for this half-ass thing)

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

Hi! I love your posts and how detailed they are- it’s really inspiring and I can see that you put a lot of effort into your content. I love it and I was wondering if I could get some yandere hcs on any hetalia characters (maybe less-acknowledged ones?) and how they would react to a fellow country rival being after their darling (maybe the other country is a yandere too!)

Thank you in advance, again, love your work! You’re super <3 😚 ✨

You’re so sweet! I’m glad you enjoy my comment and that they inspire you.

Now, let’s shine some light on the nations that have been shoved into the corner. For this, I’ve picked four nations, since there are many that I’ve written but have yet to play with.

Luxemburg: Eliot would work like an angler fish as a yandere. He would draw his darling in with sweet looks and hunched posture. As they grow closer to him, he’ll slowly switch the dynamic becoming the dominant force of the relationship. Now cooing at you and providing for you with his nice, but cheap luxuries.

His punishments would be inspired by various video games. Things like letting his darling wake up in a haunted house full of puzzles and traps that can cause harm if failed but if succeeded can give tools that lead them right back to him.

In his case, his rival would be his brother, the Netherlands. These two would leave their darling in mental shambles. Eliot plucked the heartstrings to play the song Unhealthy Obsession, while Baas would use his information to blackmail. Each of these stressors would force them closer to their breaking point. Due to his appeal, Eliot would have them crawling to him and pouring out their soul to him.

At the revelation of his brother’s crime, Eliot would decide it was time to flip the script. Taking her into his home, hiding her away with a simple promise of safety in his care. He fully attends to do so by every means possible, even if it means fracturing his family.

 Lithuania: As much as Kaz is all bark with no bite, he can be a pretty wild yandere to have. His self-absorbed nature means that he believes that they love him too. No matter how much they cry against him or attempt to shatter the fantasy, nothing works. It’s as if it’s a mirror encased in tempered glass.

Kaz would prepare by creating an intricate room with many locks and cravings to keep his dalin’ at first. It would carry the motif of a Lithuanian cottage with green accents. Each little craving is along the ceiling and walls; hours will be spent attempting to figure out the story and yet never catching all the details due to the complexity.

Going up against his more stoic brother, Poland, would leave Kaz foaming at the mouth. Both men are stubborn; creating a never-ending cycle of kidnapping and harm to each other. With Poland's more direct approach, Kaz will have an easier time deceiving his darling that he is easier to escape. Speeding up the taming processes through repeated failures. 

It is important to note, that during all the back and forth. It doesn't matter how many times he is beaten down, killed, or dismembered Kaz will always return to claim his darlin’.

Cyprus: Georgios’ darlin will have to get used to taunting. He will often antagonize to see which emotions will rise to the surface. All these different emotions make him feel closer to them. In return, he unveils other emotions building an unstable trust that is always moments away from shattering.

His darlin would live in near isolation on a Mediterranean beach. During periods when Georgios would be home, they would be allowed outside and can even enter the sparkling waters. Of course, he would be right there, an arm’s length away, waiting for you to slip up.

If I’m honest, everyone could be his rival due to his level of distrust. For this post, I’m gonna make it Canada due to the chaos he caused and got chucked for.

To compete with Matt, Georgios is going to do all he can to sabotage it. Every repair is broken, the camera is thrown out windows, and he speaks smack about Matt to his darlin. Which confuses his darlin at first because this random guy approaches them and warns them about the other stalker. As time goes on and as he helps them, trust builds.

All the while he avoids Matt and makes it more difficult for the Canadian to worm his way in. Taunts abound before Georgios is finally beat down by Matt. With his darlin taken, Georgios pulls out the big guns.

To put it simply, when Matt’s enemies come a knockin’, darlin’s go a missin.

Czech Republic: As a yandere, Matylda will expect her darling to fall in line like her many followers. Hanging on to her word like it was from God, himself. Though, unlike the rest, she will listen intently to the words from their mouth. Noting each thing within her mind. If the relationship were to be summarized in simpler words, she is Aphrodite, and they are Adonis.

Her vast garden is the source of some punishment for her poor darling. When upset, they are forced to run through it like a lab rat searching for safety from a robotic cat. Yet, they never find an exit instead are cornered by the metallic claws.

The rival would be Hungary aka Margita. As yandere competitors, both women would attempt to woo with influence and promise of an easy ride through life. They differ in that Matylda is able to use a large pool to gather information before taking her Adonis. While Margita will attempt to use her seduction to draw you closer.

Matylda will send her men out to give a single warning to Margita. Stop or face her wrath. When the Hungarian woman blows off her threat the warm embers of competition blaze into a passionate inferno.

Her men would be divided into four groups. The first would continue to gather intel on her darling. The second is preparing the home for their capture. Group three is gathering information on Margita and her preparations during which the fourth team is figuring out how to crush the Hungarian’s advances.

Once the teams come together a horribly, unstoppable plan is formed. One that involves kidnapping, a lawsuit, and a metal coffin.

[2ptalia]

they need to stop bringing champagne to the 2p meetings

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

Ask: 2p Asia with maid SO

I'm sorry it took so long! This one took a bit since I was realized that I hadn’t created everyone in the 2p Asia group. Which is a lot bigger group than I thought. Thanks, Hetalia Wiki for showing me reality.

So I’ll come back to include the last ones when I get character sheets for Osaka, Persia, Indonesia, and the Philippines, but until that day comes, here it is for these few.

China: For him to discover his Qin to be a maid will only increase his flirtatious teasing. Depending on whether you are forced into a French maid outfit or just wearing your casual clothes, you can expect a tug on the hem as he innocently asks you to clean him up.

Cyprus: Georgios will harshly question why you never revealed this secret to him. For a while, the dip in the trust will have him be annoying, in that he is hiding your uniform and supplies. Even your car keys just to get back at you for your secret.

Though, if you told him beforehand then like Jin, he’s gonna tease you when you first arrive home, before holding you and asking about the jerks that stared at you while you cleaned.

Hong Kong: When he saw you coming home from work with your mom, he was confused. Asking you what you are doing with her. The situation was explained while putting away all the cleaning supplies. And he thought it was cool that even at the tender age of 15 that you were already working so hard.

India: Yatin would be confused and his pride a little wounded on how he didn’t see the signs that you were cleaning houses. The calloused fingertips from using harsh chemicals, the subtle smell of bleach on your skin, and even the speckles of dust on your clothes never ceased to make him sneeze.

Though he would bounce back calmly and ask if there was anything he could do to help. After all, a man of pride refuses to let his darling stoop so low.

Japan: Kurai understands that to survive in this world one must work. He also doesn’t care that you do it as long as no one flirts with you or that you are wearing casual clothes, not a French uniform. If it’s the French, then he’ll help you find a new job. Though he wouldn’t mind if you had one just for him.

Korea: Do-yun’s going to be curious about you cleaning houses. He’ll ask if there is a set routine you follow or if would it be all in the air until it's time to find a house. Though as you explain the pros and cons of working young and in a stranger’s home, he is gonna get a little grumpy. Asking why they would hire someone to clean when they don’t trust them or not supply products they like when they hate the ones used.

Macau: Cheung’s first bet once he finds out about your career choice is to get photos of you in your uniform or to get you into a French maid uniform. As you already guessed, he cheated, so one way or another he’s taking photos of you in that outfit. He’ll probably brag that you dress up for him often to other nations when in reality you just wear jeans and an old tee to move sweet old lady’s many fake Christmas trees while cleaning their house.

Niko-Niko: Sana understands, after all, he did the same himself after losing his nationhood. It only deepens that love that you guys hold. He does ask you from time to time about new cleaning supplies that you guys should use on your house. After all you’re the expert.

Russia: Viktor is going to want you to quit. As the man of this relationship, he is going to want to take care of all your needs, including finances. If you beg and say that without a job you’ll go crazy then he’ll ask to be placed on your roster, once a week for a deep clean of his entire house.  

Taiwan: Ming-hui will nod her head and compliment your ability to work under such cruel conditions. She knows that people can be odd or harsh when strangers first enter another’s space, after all, that is how she gets her work done.

Thailand: Pai’s first question is asking if your services extend to cleaning the barnacles on boats because it would be hot to see you cleaning his boat in a swimsuit. Other than that he’s going to be pushy about the secrets you’ve found or ask you to steal something cool.

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

Which 2ps would react negatively if their s/o challenged or disrespected their authority?

Most if not all nations would react negatively if challenged or disrespected by someone. These ones that are listed would struggle to take if from their lover. At the top would be those that would take their darling aside and discuss in private about their challenge. As you go further down, those nations are more likely to openly mock or accuses their darling of betrayal and doubt.

Though each of these do ultimately depend on what the challenge was about and the situation that challenge came in.

Private

Prussia

France

Russia

Cuba

America

Poland

Australia

Egypt

Finland

Bulgaria

Japan

Ukraine

Sweden

Greece

Belgium

Macau

Cameroon

Spain

Cyprus

England

Rome

Italy

Thailand

Seychelles

Lithuania

Luxemburg

Openly mocked

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

Snippets 2

South Korea: Do-Yun shows his affection to Jin by leaning on him. This is not just some of his weight, Do-Yun puts all his weight on Jin. It's always a sudden thing too, and you can usually hear Jin grunt from the sudden weight. At the same time, Jin won’t push him off. He understands it's Do-Yun's equivalent to a one-armed hug.

Moldova: The longest friend Fiodor had was two years. It was a young boy that lived in one of the towns outside of Chișinău. They would play together at least four times a week, but as his friend grew, Romania and Bulgaria intervened. They slowly distanced them and eventually, Fiodor’s friend forgot about the fun adventures as he entered adulthood.  

Czech Republic: She hated her time at Russia’s house. Mostly because Viktor made Matylda clean. He was especially harsh because she often made sly comments about his home being filthy. This lead to her cleaning the home from top to bottom on her hands and knees.

Cyprus: The worst fight Georgios ever started was at a meeting held in Italy during the 1950s. Wounds were still fresh from the previous World War, and he was just angry with everyone. So, he made a comment to Matt about something he claimed Luther said. What Georgios didn’t expect was for Matt to throw him at Luther. Becoming a living projectile caused everyone to start brawling. It lasted for two hours, blood and limbs were everywhere. The only reason it ended was that the Italian Military came in with elephant tranquilizers and shot everyone.

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

Taking A Photo

Cyprus – He does not and will not allow his photo to be taken. If you were to take his photo, he would fight you to get the camera and once he has it, breaks it. Cyprus doesn’t like how he looks in photos. He thinks he looks awkward because he always ends up with his eyes closed or in the middle of a sneeze. This proud man takes no chances of an ugly photo getting out.

Norway – He likes photos. They show that the attention was on him. He has taken many photos, and paintings, throughout the centuries. They range from serious, funny, to even horrendous looking. As long as he has some attention then any photo is good to him.

 This man also does not hesitate to jump into other people’s photos, he loves being a photo subject that much. Norway does have one problem with photos and that is the modern-day ability to delete them. He loves being able to be sneaky and just appear in people’s photos. According to his logic, Norway is in their mind rent-free forever. Deleting prevents that, and it saddens him.

Germania – He doesn’t take many photos, but he does like photos. He will sit nicely and smile, it is super cute. Though he isn’t a huge fan of being the subject of photos, he does love the family photos he has of his children. None of the pictures are what anyone would consider perfect in terms of photos. Though to this old dog, they couldn’t be better.  

Liechtenstein – Ursula only takes photos if she is asked to. If you were to spontaneously take her photo, you would be killed. In every photo she is in, there is no smile. She just holds a stoic face that tells the world to back off and leave her be. Ursula also enjoys looking more professional for each and every photo she takes. It is one of the few times she can be seen preening.

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

2p Cyprus

Name: Georgios Yavuz

Age: 29 human, 2200 nation

Height: 5’7

Weight: 125 lbs

Appearance: Like his 1p, he has a long lock of hair, but it is on his left side rather than the right. Cyprus has lighter hair than his 1p, but it is more of a caramel color. It is really pretty when seen in the sun because it seems to shine like fresh caramel on vanilla ice cream. His eyes are a beautiful yellow. Georgios has a scar on the left side of his lip. He got it many years ago, but even now it is still obvious. His skin tone is a couple of shades lighter than his 1p.

Georgios wears knee-high boots like his 1p, but his are more combat orientated rather than a traditional clothing style. He wears tighter clothing because he likes how they make it harder to hold on to him. He is hot-blooded and to overcome the heat he wears short sleeves shirts. He hates jackets because of how they trap his heat. Even when he attends meetings in colder nations, during winter, he still is wearing short sleeves. When he is relaxing, his clothing doesn’t really change. He relaxes in what he works in.

Personality: This man has lost all trust in people from being caught in the crossfire one too many times. Whether it is Turkey and Greece or some other nation, it feels like there is always someone out there that is going to take him over. He hates that feeling and the repetitiveness of it has left him with no trust. The only person he trusts is himself, there is nothing that would convince him to trust another. Even a life-and-death situation would not result in him trusting another.

He lives to antagonize. Since he has been in the middle of so many fights, Georgios loves to start them either between him and another or between other nations. To Cyprus, it is fair, a way to blow off steam and get back at those that have harmed him. He will bring up unsettled scores, broken hearts, and whatever dirt he can to start a fight. The worst fights to ever break out during a meeting were all because he mentioned an old war between Turkey and Greece.

Cyprus is not polite. He ignores every and all form of manners. It does not matter where or what is at stake, he won’t hide his rudeness. In a way, it could come across as being friendly in some moments, but in reality, he is just being rude. He feels justified since no one respects him.

Dead: Death would slap him with his scythe if they met.

Weapon: Dory (spear) and a Kopis

Family:  TRNC, Greece, Turkey, Ancient Greece, Egypt

ETC: He does not get along with any of his family. He is quick to shut them down and out. His family has hurt him a lot, and because of that, he has no trust in them. If it came down to living by trusting his family or dying, he would pick death.

Turkey is his father figure, despite being physically close in age, Cyprus does not trust him, he does hold some kind of rude respect toward him as his father. Georgios is also the most distant from Turkey, because of how he killed his mother.

He once had his butt handed to him by Oliver for being rude. Cyprus said some things that should never be repeated. Since Oliver overheard, he decided to fix Cyprus. Sadly, Oliver failed, and Cyprus is still rude.