~2p! John Egbert~
~CK: Today is Friday, yes I know, but I’m choosing to do our first update today so we can get started. You should see our next post by Admin Rose next Tuesday! Alright, let’s get started!~
Appearance: The same as the original John Egbert; the dark black hair, the buck teeth, the glasses, though he is slightly more tanned than his 1p. His eyes are a reddish maroon color.
Clothing: 2p! John’s regular clothing is black. The green slime ghost on his shirt is the same, only smiling evilly (or added slanted eyebrows). His God Tier is navy blue instead of the lighter blue tones that he usually goes with.
Personality: 2p! John is very sullen and cold to everyone he knows. He always looks and feels angry, and is very easy to provoke, unlike his 1p. He loves taking his anger out on the citizens of LOWAS. He hates Nic Cage and Con-Air, and the same can be said about Matthew Mconaughey. He doesn’t care about anything or anyone, or even his universe. He abuses Casey. Most of the other 2p! Homestuck characters choose to leave him alone, besides his own group of “friends.”
Skills: While the original John Egbert doesn’t have good programming or hacking skills, 2p! John’s skills in this area are exceptional. Since 1p! John is the hero of his group, 2p! John is the villain of his. 2p! John is very alert all of the time, and his reflexes are perfect. His wind powers, instead of being used to bring peace back to his world and fix things, are used to destroy. He uses them to cause all sorts of natural disaster havoc.
Weaponry: 2p! John uses his wind powers and a darker, more powerful version of the Warhammer of Zillyhoo. He usually only uses it as a last resort if threatened.
Chumhandle(s): enragedBelligerence, glacialTendencies
Hobbies: Making chaos, being angry, using his hacking skills to make problems for others, strife, burning every Nic Cage movie he can find, stabbing Matthew Mconaughey posters, etc.
~This is 2p! John Egbert’s head-canon for now. Let me know if you have any questions or if there’s a section you would like me to add! Ciao! *CK out*~












