2p! Homestuck

Have you ever wondered what the Homestuck characters would be like if they were the exact opposite of their original selves? Well get ready, because admins Chibi-Katana and Rose Thatchet are about to make your worst nightmare come true!

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The goal is simple - we thank Hussie for everything he’s done for us. For all the updates, all the people he’s met, everything he’s had to deal with - for making Homestuck. He made something far bigger than he could have imagined. I think it’s time we thanked him.

Everyone who reblogs this will have their URL added to a text file. At the end of April it will be emailed to him along explaining that these are all the people who want to personally thank him for what he does.

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I'm late, but idgaf

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Hussie said it would be canon. It already is, man.

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So I couldn't draw 2p!Dirkus.....

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2p!Dirk Strude- Strider.

Appearance: 2p! Dirk doesn't wear shades, so you can see the hate practically flooding his eyes. His hair, like 2p! Dave's, is a dark shade of brown. His eyes are a bit brighter than normal, which is a bit off-putting for others. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with him. Clothing: As mentioned before, he doesn't wear shades. He likes to show off his brightly yellow-orange colored eyes. Instead of wearing the casual T-shirt, jeans, and sneakers his 1p wears, 2p! Dirk likes to wear more formal clothing, such as a tux and dress shoes. Strange, I know. Personality: I think it's safe to say that this bipolar fellow is extremely dangerous. While he does have the occasional happy mood swing, he usually is a complete grouch. Overall, others steer clear of his destructive personality. He doesn't hate everyone, just his younger brother, Lil Cal, smuppets, and robots. Ya'know, the usual. Skills: While 1p! Dirk is highly educated in robotics, rapping, strifing, and.... Weird.... Puppets, 2p! Dirk works more on drawing, fisticuffs, classical music, and taking care of his vicious, man-eating pit bull, Big Al. (Yes I just did that.) Weapons: 2p! Dirkus doesn't care for shitty swords, or swords at all, really. He'd rather use his hands or guns, and maybe the occasional knife along the way. It really all depends on the situation and his mood. Chumhandle(s): doomsdayGratified, murderousMoods Hobbies: Training Big Al, creating more "elegant" classical music, hating his brother, sketching, fighting, killing something.

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2p! Dave Strider (drawing by Admin Chibi-Katana

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~2p! Dave Strider~

*Hey guys! CK here. I know I was supposed to update yesterday, but I had a lot of homework to do. Anyway, here’s 2p! Dave’s headcanon. Enjoy!*

Appearance: 2p! Dave is pale and has brown hair, unlike his 1p. He’s more feminine, meaning his features are softer and his build is smaller. His eyes, instead of being blood red, are a bright, almost crazed red. His hair is often messy, and always looks as if he hasn’t gotten enough sleep, simply because he doesn’t care about his appearance at all, unlike his opposite.

Clothing: 2p! Dave doesn’t wear shades. He wears a white and blue long-sleeved shirt, claiming that the blue brings out the red in his eyes. He, like his opposite, wears black skinny jeans.

Personality: Unlike his 1p, Dave’s personality usually depends on how he’s feeling. He gets sudden, extreme mood swings at random, which accounts for his severely violent mannerisms. These mood swings are the result of mental trauma during his childhood involving 2p! Bro. Fortunately, 2p! Dave doesn’t hide how he feels and practically announces it, usually. He hates irony, is indifferent to puppets, and wouldn’t drink apple juice even if it saved him.

Skills: 2p! Dave is an amazing artist and musician (even better than 1p! Dave). While 1p! Dave feels as though he has no purpose, 2p! Dave doesn’t concern himself with the future and lives in the moment, rather than always worrying. He is good at killing a certain amount of people within a small amount of time, due to the fact that when his mood swings get violent, he goes on killing sprees, passes out, and then wakes up not remembering what happened. A lot of the 2p!s like being around him in his good moods, though in his bad moods he’s left to sort it out himself, though they don’t stay away from him because of the killing (I mean, they’re 2p!s, why would they care about that?).

Weaponry: 2p! Dave has never once used his Time aspect, mostly due to being prevented from doing so by the rest of the 2p!s. Because of his unstable, violent nature, it’s agreed that if he were to ever use his aspect, he would completely obliterate the Universe that they live in, and that there would simply no longer be a timeline for the 2p! Homestuck crew to screw up. 2p! Dave uses darker, sharper, more powerful and edgy versions of the swords and/or half swords his 1p! is often seen using.

Chumhandle(s): moodyPsychosis

Hobbies: Mood swings, killing people, disproving irony, glaring at anyone who drinks apple juice within his proximity, sharpening his swords, etc.

*And thus concludes the head-canon for 2p! Dave! If you feel I missed something, need to add on to something, or have an idea of your own you’d like me to hear, just let me know and I’ll definitely be sure to check it out! Until next time, ciao! -Admin CK (There will be a drawing, though it may be a while before it’s completed.)*

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~2p! Dave Strider~

*Admin CK here! So, I know I’m supposed to update today, however I’m trying to get a lot of homework done, so i will leave you with the promise that I will do 2p! Dave Strider’s head-canon and picture either tonight or tomorrow. Ciao! Please don’t hate me... TT - TT *

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2p! Kankri Vantas (drawing by admin Chibi-Katana)

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~2p! Kankri Vantas~

~Hey guys! CK here with 2p! Kankri Vantas. God I am LOVING 2p! Kankri. Anyway, without further ado.... Here’s your 2p! Head-canon for Thursday!~

Appearance: As far as appearances go, 2p! Kankri is the same as his 1p. His skin is light grey and his black hair is usually messy. Since 1p! Kankri is dead and his eyes are white, his 2p’s eyes are exactly the same. If he was alive and had irises, they would be red, since as a troll matures their eye color morphs into the same color as their blood. However, 2p! Kankri would wear grey contact lenses. More on that below.

Clothing: 2p! Kankri, unlike his 1p, is very ashamed of his blood color, kind of like 1p! Karkat. However, on the other hand, he is not anywhere near as modest as, 1p! Kankri is. He wears a dark grey, long-sleeved shirt that cuts a little low at the top, showing his collar-bone. He wears black jeans, but they don’t come up to his chest like 1p! Kankri’s pants have been shown to do. His jeans come up just along his hips. 2p! Kankri’s God Tier is still Seer of Blood, however the colors are different. Instead of brown making up the majority of his outfit, black is used instead. The red (other than in his God Tier symbol) in his outfit is slightly darker.

Personality: (Here comes the fun part~) 2p! Kankri’s personality is completely different from his 1p’s. He gives less than a sh*t about trigger warnings, in fact, it’s something that annoys him. He rarely ever lectures anyone (usually only 2p! Karkat for chastising him for cursing) and when he does, they are short and straight to the point. 2p! Kankri is VERY flirtatious, however he is not desperate. It appears as though doesn’t care about other people’s feelings, which is what stimulates his longing to make others suffer, however he does feel guilt for making people that he actually gives a crap about upset, though he would never admit it. Oh and don’t even get me started on celibacy. Celibacy? he says. What the f*ck is celibacy?

Skills: not much information is given on 1p! Kankri’s abilities, however I will work with what I do know (if anyone knows anything about this, let me know and I will incorporate new information into this head-canon based on that). 2p! Kankri is very useful when it comes to combat, especially in Sgrub. While he doesn’t use his knowledge ALL THE TIME, like his 1p does, he isn’t naive, he just keeps it mostly to himself. The rest of the 2ps love him and enjoy being around him, as whenever he insults people it isn’t in a way that is contradictory to his personality, or judgmental, which 1p! Kankri is known in his universe for being.

Weaponry: There is no information on 1p! Kankri’s weaponry, however there have been posts claiming that he uses dual scythes, which is what I will be working off of. While 2p! Kankri’s weaponry consists of two bloody scythes, he is well-known for his combative skills and mainly uses those. He doesn’t use his God Tier aspect, simply because it has to do with the understanding of relationships and unity, something that he refuses to be familiar with and yet knows everything about.

Chumhandle(s): chthonicGuilt

Hobbies: Flirting, killing, lecturing 2p! Karkat for his modesty, dissing triggers, trolling, making fun of his 1p for being such a drag, etc

~And so, we end yet another 2p! Homestuck head-canon! Let me know if there’s anything you think should be changed or added to and I will definitely look over it! The drawn picture by me should be up soon. Ciao! *CK out*~

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Laziest drawing I've ever done. Seriously. And my camera is crap. You get the idea tho. -Rose

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~2p! Karkat Vantas~

Appearance: Candy red eyes, short pointy horns, always smiling, a tad bit taller than his 1p!Persona, a sickly sweet aura emanating from him that tells you that just LOOKING at him is a bad idea. Clothing: Instead of the dull grey and black his 1p! wears, 2p!Karkat wears a bright red T-shirt, while his symbol and jeans are a darker shade of red. He obviously loves displaying his mutant-level blood color. Personality: Much unlike his 1p!, he is extremely sweet, happy, and outgoing. Though, he hates anything that has to do with his so-called "friends" and those cheesy, dumb rom-coms. He loves his blood color, and shows it off with pride. He smiles twenty four/ seven, and hates cursing. He even chastises others for it. He is loving and kind towards everyone and everything, especially his dancestor, Kankri Vantas. Do not be fooled by his kind nature; making him angry is a choice you are sure to regret. His rages are worse than one-month-sober Gamzee's. Skills: Lying, drawing, making friends, spreading rumors, faking happiness, displaying his blood color, plotting to kill everyone he knows. Weapon: He still has his usual sickles, though they're iron red, and a bit more... Sharp. Trollian(s): cheeryHygeneticist, killerKindness Hobbies: Baking, spending time with his dancestor, singing, drawing, writing speeches, throwing darts at pictures of random trolls/people. (Hope you enjoyed this headcanon for 2p!Karkat! If you have any questions, or you think I missed something, don't be shy to tell me! I'm glad to accept constructive criticism! The picture will be up soon. -Rose)

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2p! John Egbert (Drawn Picture by Chibi-Katana or CK)

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~2p! John Egbert~

~CK: Today is Friday, yes I know, but I’m choosing to do our first update today so we can get started. You should see our next post by Admin Rose next Tuesday! Alright, let’s get started!~

Appearance: The same as the original John Egbert; the dark black hair, the buck teeth, the glasses, though he is slightly more tanned than his 1p. His eyes are a reddish maroon color.

Clothing: 2p! John’s regular clothing is black. The green slime ghost on his shirt is the same, only smiling evilly (or added slanted eyebrows). His God Tier is navy blue instead of the lighter blue tones that he usually goes with.

Personality: 2p! John is very sullen and cold to everyone he knows. He always looks and feels angry, and is very easy to provoke, unlike his 1p. He loves taking his anger out on the citizens of LOWAS. He hates Nic Cage and Con-Air, and the same can be said about Matthew Mconaughey. He doesn’t care about anything or anyone, or even his universe. He abuses Casey. Most of the other 2p! Homestuck characters choose to leave him alone, besides his own group of “friends.”

Skills: While the original John Egbert doesn’t have good programming or hacking skills, 2p! John’s skills in this area are exceptional. Since 1p! John is the hero of his group, 2p! John is the villain of his. 2p! John is very alert all of the time, and his reflexes are perfect. His wind powers, instead of being used to bring peace back to his world and fix things, are used to destroy. He uses them to cause all sorts of natural disaster havoc.

Weaponry: 2p! John uses his wind powers and a darker, more powerful version of the Warhammer of Zillyhoo. He usually only uses it as a last resort if threatened.

Chumhandle(s): enragedBelligerence, glacialTendencies

Hobbies: Making chaos, being angry, using his hacking skills to make problems for others, strife, burning every Nic Cage movie he can find, stabbing Matthew Mconaughey posters, etc.

~This is 2p! John Egbert’s head-canon for now. Let me know if you have any questions or if there’s a section you would like me to add! Ciao! *CK out*~