2x2 verse, what's the best thing to surprise karkat with?
i would say kisses, but look how well the last time turned out. affection, more generally.

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2x2 verse, what's the best thing to surprise karkat with?
i would say kisses, but look how well the last time turned out. affection, more generally.
Hey(2x2) karkat, ever had a wet dream??
CG: ON THE LIST OF INTRUSIVE QUESTIONS I WISH I’D NEVER BEEN ASKED, THIS ONE RATES REALLY FUCKING HIGH.CG: DO YOU MAYBE WANT TO RETHINK YOUR STRATEGY OF PRYING INTO MY PRIVATE AFFAIRS, OR DO YOU WANT TO CONTINUE STICKING YOUR NOSE SO FAR UP MY WASTE CHUTE YOU’RE INHALING MY SOLID WASTE?CG: DEGENERATES. ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING DEGENERATES. NONE OF YOU IS WITHOUT SIN.
2x2 karkat: have you thought about... Out side the quadrants? *even more intense eyebrows*
CG: YOU SOUND LIKE JADE.
2x2 karkat: DO you want to date John? *eyebrow wiggle*
CG: THE THOUGHT OF TRYING TO EXPLAIN QUADRANTS TO EGBERT HUMAN JOHN FOR ROUGHLY THE FIVE THOUSANDTH TIME SOUNDS ABOUT AS APPEALING AS SHOVING MY FACE NOSE-FIRST INTO A FILIAL PAIL FULL OF FERRET SHARTS.CG: ALSO I’M NOT ABOUT TO ENCOURAGE HIM CHEATING ON MY MOIRAIL AGAIN.CG: THE ONLY QUADRANT I HAVE OPEN FOR HIM IS REDCG: HIS RED QUADRANT IS FULLCG: THE ONLY QUADRANT HE HAS OPEN FOR ME IS BLACKCG: MY BLACK QUADRANT IS FULLCG: SO BASICALLYCG: FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE AURALS WITH A HONKBEAST’S CORKSCREW BULGE.
(In regard to 2x2 karkat) I feel the strongest need to make sure you are hugged and told you are loved at least once a day TTATT
CG: THAT THING.CG: THAT THING THAT YOU WANT TO DO.CG: DO NOT DO THAT THING.CG: I’M A PIECE OF TROLLOCAUST EXCREMENT THAT SOMEHOW SURVIVED THE OBLITERATION OF MY ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO BECOME THE SHOWCASE OF STUPENDOUS FAILURE THAT I AM TODAY.CG: DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME.CG: AND DON’T PLAY NICE.CG: JUST BECAUSE I’M SMALL DOESN’T MEAN I’M WEAK.
2x2verse karkat, what are your biggest kinks?
CG: UNBEFUCKINGLIEVABLE.CG: NOT ONLY ARE YOU HORNLESS GREYFACES COMPLETELY DISGUSTING AMALGAMATIONS OF THE KIND OF SPOILED GUNK I COULD FIND IN THE BACK OF MY FOOD LOCKERCG: BUT YOU’RE SO GODDAMN REPETITIVE ON TOP OF IT THAT I DON’T EVEN NEED TO DIGNIFY THIS WITH A REAL RESPONSE.CG: COME BACK WITH SOMETHING INTERESTING OR DON’T COME BACK AT ALL.
(if you're still doing the characters respond thing) Dave and Karkat, have you ever flipped to red? If so, how was it?
TG: the fuck you mean flippedTG: the fuck you mean redTG: were both redTG: got the pjs and everythingTG: same blood color that hes obsessed with for whatever fetishy reason of hisCG: IT IS NOT A FETISH.TG: youre an assholeCG: PAIL SCRAPINGS.TG: cumragCG: GENITAL BLEMISH.TG: pissbabyCG: BULGEWRANGLER.
So, Karkat, we all know you're an exhibitionist, but do you have any other kinks?