In case you had any hope left in IGN, here’s a 38 SECOND review they just posted on YouTube.
I shit you not, it’s only 38 seconds long and has absolutely no depth to it. How are people supposed to trust your reviews if they’re shorter than a paragraph? You gave us no real reason to agree with the terrible score you just handed out to the game. The only statement I heard was so useless and obviously based off personal taste that you let it get in the way of being professional and actually TRYING.
Now, I’m not saying the game is good or bad; I haven’t played the damn thing, but when the only thing you have to say about it is “The writing wasn’t funny,” and nothing else, I can’t trust you and nor should anyone else. There was no mention of the game mechanics, or how they felt. There was no mention of whether or not it felt like a complete game experience, instead of being incomplete on release. No talk about any possible innovation.
Damn it IGN, I’m sure people want to like you and trust you, but how can we when you pull this shit???
38 SECONDS !?!?!?
38????
