#3ds momen

[prince-of-red-lions]

hehehe… HAHAHA… MWAHAHAABAVABAABAAVSGD HE EJJSA *coughs*

LISTEN HERE, YOU FOOLS. I HAVE IT. IVE FOUND IT. RUN WHILE YOU CAN. YOU WON’T GET FAR. IVE FOUND MY 3DS AND ITS ALL OVER FOR YOU SPONGES. THE DESTRUCTION AND DOOM I WILL BRING UPON THIS LAND CAN BE SAVED BY NO HERO. CHAOS WILL REIGN AND ILL BE LAUGHING AS THE SMOKE SETTLES TO REVEAL A NUCLEAR WASTELAND.

you can’t escape it. the clock is ticking. the final hours have begun. just you wait, mortals, for your tiny brains will not be able to comprehend my next move. I’m out there. I’m lurking. I’m stalking. watch your backs, for i strike when your vision is blurry and your mind is cluttered.

just you wait….

[prince-of-red-lions]

you fools. you absolute fools. once i find my 3DS it'll be all over. you won't be able to stop me. you'll fall to your knees begging me but it won't do anything. just you wait. just you wait and see, i'll wreak havoc on this world.

[prince-of-red-lions]

madame president, i'm curious. how will you use ur 3ds to institute a nuclear war?

well, I’ll give you a hint. there’s something I need to buy before my plans can commence. it might take a bit, though, so use this time wisely to prepare. >:))

[prince-of-red-lions]

How did you find the 3DS? I want to know now.

ok pt2!! so it was looking pretty bad, and I left it for a while. now, last night, I was talking to my dad a bit. we didn’t know what to do. we finished saying goodnight and not 45 (forty-five) SECONDS LATER, HE COMES IN THE ROOM WITH MY MOM WHOSE RECORDING, and I’m like “mm.. smths not right” and sure enough my dad just whips the 3DS right in front of my poor, desperate eyes. I gaze upon its beauty and glory 😍

lmfao anywho- I properly respond with “WHAT THE FUDGESICLES” and proceed to get all excited. we then showed my brother and we were all happy yay the end.

hope u enjoyed my unnecessarily detailed Finding My Freaking 3DS: The Adventures of WindyTM.