#3pchina

[3phetaliaverse]

3p!Allies/Axis as things me and my friends have said

cyes i have friends, and yes they are real life people

Chris.F.Jones: BLOOD. IS. FUNKY

William Matthews: No foots!

Perseus Kirkland: Go away you cottenheaded ninnymuggins

Theodore Bonnefoy: GOOD DAY MADAM

Ian Braginsky: Hey, hey, hey I just saw,,,a real life,,,carpet!

Zao Wang: STOP TRYING TO SET THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE! YOU ALREADY THREW THE PHONE TO CALL THE POLICE AWAY!

Francesco Vargas: uh oh spagettio

Reinhardt Beilschmidt: My bones quiver in excitement

Riku Honda: Listen here you leg fucker,

Alessandro Vargas: No problem my dude. I’m just following the chivalry code.

Carlos Fernández Carriedo: I cry tears of lemonande 

Kaiser Beilschmidt: Boobs=Moons now????

Julian Edelstein: Sugar we can’t curse

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extra

Chris, after Wiliam insulted his outfit of the day: I’m taller then you, you cuntmuffin

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Reinhardt: heyyyyyy you guys doing anything during spring break?

Riku: I’m going to sleep

Francesco: I’m going to somewhere in France

Alessandro: I’m going to hang myself

Carlos: wait no-

[3phetaliaverse]

3p!Russia+3p!China Physical Description HeadCannon’s

im doing headcannon’s instead of actually trying because im lazy.

Ian Braginski (3p!Russia)

he’s like 5′’8′ 

chubby frame with curves and proud of it!1!!

ashy skin tone 

mint colred eyes that had tints of darker mint that you can see if he’s an inch away from your face

light blonde hair in a Scissor Cut

scars on his stomach+rope burns on his neck from attempts

wide wicked grins and smirks that know things

fluid with his motions, they fly over very smoothly

no bags under his eyes????

has a metal toe after he lost it to frostbite

 Zao Wang (3p!China)

i am aware that 2p Chinas name to some is Zao, but I’m currently using Xiao as 2p Chinas. 

he is average for his height (5″4″, being that the average Chinese man height according to google is 5″4′)

smol and scrawny, uses this to his advantage and get into places he shouldn’t be in

yellow opal skin tone with fire burns after he and Carlos (3p!Spain) fooled around with fire

mahogany eye color

caramel/gingerbread short hair cut in a spiky hairstyle

smirks instead of smiling, but in case he does smile, they’re usually small and lonely in a sense

balanced and graceful

tiny bags under his eyes

sharp teeth that can break skin

whoooo we have another one done