Random 3p!Allies HeadCannons
i love these idiots
they like to break into Williams place at anytime during the week
William stopped caring after it happened the tenth time in a span of 2 weeks
by now they all have their own rooms since Williams place has a lot of extra rooms
and Jason (Williams Husband) bonded with Chris (Willies over here didnāt approve but he loves his husband too much) so Chris now has two(!) rooms in Williams place
Chris is pretty smug ābout it
nowadays they literally just crash whenever there is a World Meeting in Canada
or anytime they feel like it
by now Williams kiddos (Amelia, Harmony, Plasma) have a place in all of the allies hearts and have built a very strong bond between them
itās pretty nice
except for Willies
heās real confused why they appeared at his house
but his kids+husband like them
so heāll deal with it
for now
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another fun thing
Chris, William and Theodore are a gang of people unable to cook anything
so what do they do?
perhaps they try and take lessons?
hahahhahahha
no
n o fuc king way
you wanna know what they do?
they try and follow a recipe at 2 a.m. in the morning and end up setting the place on fire of course!
the amount of times that its happened make Perseus want to teach them, but he knows it wonāt work
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sometimes Ian drags the rest of the Allies to the mall to shop for clothes then go to the food court and stuff themselves
once Theodore actually got someones number on accident (he was acting shy and the person was like aww fuck my heart so they gave him their number) and Perseus ended up stabbing them
Perseus doesnāt know but Theodore still has their number, and sometimes calls it when heās drunk+lonely
back to the mall thing
they go to every store in whatever mall
and buy at least one item
William tries to stop them but Crusty ends up dragging him to any jewelry store and convincing him to buy stuff for Jason
goes a lil like this:
William, after being stuck in the mall for over 5 hours: guys can we please leav-
Chris, pointing to a random jewelry store: hey isnāt it Jasonās birthday in 4 months
William: yeah?
Chris, already leading him into the store: why donāt you get him a early present, to prove how much you love him
William, losing a mental battle with himself: i mean, i guess he would enjoy new earings
and after Willies buyās enough jewelry (he usually spends an hour deciding a or b) Chris brings him to a clothing store and the cycle starts all over again
and they usually stay there until the mall closes
or they get locked inside
usually locked inside it
like a bunch of idiots
thatās all for now, but there is more to come
a lot more
byeĀ
for now












