welcome to my hell, darlings.

/a 3p!Hetalia blog with a twist/ASKBOX: Currently Open, taking any asks and will personally deem them fit for my blog/ A she/her/they bisexual bitch craving attention// Hope you enjoy!

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Random 3p!Allies HeadCannons

i love these idiots

they like to break into Williams place at anytime during the week

William stopped caring after it happened the tenth time in a span of 2 weeks

by now they all have their own rooms since Williams place has a lot of extra rooms

and Jason (Williams Husband) bonded with Chris (Willies over here didn’t approve but he loves his husband too much) so Chris now has two(!) rooms in Williams place

Chris is pretty smug ‘bout it

nowadays they literally just crash whenever there is a World Meeting in Canada

or anytime they feel like it

by now Williams kiddos (Amelia, Harmony, Plasma) have a place in all of the allies hearts and have built a very strong bond between them

it’s pretty nice

except for Willies

he’s real confused why they appeared at his house

but his kids+husband like them

so he’ll deal with it

for now

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another fun thing

Chris, William and Theodore are a gang of people unable to cook anything

so what do they do?

perhaps they try and take lessons?

hahahhahahha

no

n o fuc king way

you wanna know what they do?

they try and follow a recipe at 2 a.m. in the morning and end up setting the place on fire of course!

the amount of times that its happened make Perseus want to teach them, but he knows it won’t work

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sometimes Ian drags the rest of the Allies to the mall to shop for clothes then go to the food court and stuff themselves

once Theodore actually got someones number on accident (he was acting shy and the person was like aww fuck my heart so they gave him their number) and Perseus ended up stabbing them

Perseus doesn’t know but Theodore still has their number, and sometimes calls it when he’s drunk+lonely

back to the mall thing

they go to every store in whatever mall

and buy at least one item

William tries to stop them but Crusty ends up dragging him to any jewelry store and convincing him to buy stuff for Jason

goes a lil like this:

William, after being stuck in the mall for over 5 hours: guys can we please leav-

Chris, pointing to a random jewelry store: hey isn’t it Jason’s birthday in 4 months

William: yeah?

Chris, already leading him into the store: why don’t you get him a early present, to prove how much you love him

William, losing a mental battle with himself: i mean, i guess he would enjoy new earings

and after Willies buy’s enough jewelry (he usually spends an hour deciding a or b) Chris brings him to a clothing store and the cycle starts all over again

and they usually stay there until the mall closes

or they get locked inside

usually locked inside it

like a bunch of idiots

that’s all for now, but there is more to come

a lot more

bye 

for now

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Good night, America, may liberty guide your path towards the stars as they engulf you in your long-awaited rest

William to Chris, drunk.

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Introduction, I think?

Just a lil explanation on the world/this blog

Case A

Magic~~

I’m to lazy to put an actual hard-core full on essay about this but long story short it goes a little like this

1p!World---> Magic is rare, with only a few being able to use it (Magic Trio)

2p!World---> Magic exists but it’s use isn’t acknowledged (2p!Magic Trio, more specifically Oliver Kirkland, who plays around with magic occasionaly)

3p!World---> Magic is everywhere. This world, people have “powers” in a sense, but the Countries are the most powerful with these. Everyone knows/uses it but there are drugs to stabilize the “powers” that the citizens take to lessen their poweres so it doesn’t get too out of hand

Case B

Territory

Terrain and places are similar to 1p!World, but their’s is a bit more cleaner due to people cleaning up around and strict rules on trash.  Not war-torn, just peaceful and a generally swell place to live. 

Case C

The Countries themselves

Everyone is super close with one another, so events that would of been major are either non-existent/lessened.

Example. The Revolutionary War was just the F.A.C.E family having a tea party and Chris teaching Perseus how to shoot a bayonet. In the end Perseus killed the king and temporarily took the crown, allowing The Thirteen Colonies+Canada to have their independence. They organized trades afterwords so Britain was still rather large in wealth. When that was done Perseus left the crown and just ran away with Theodore mommentarily to cuddle and cuddle even more

Since they are all really close with each other, it’s more of a, hey let’s cancel the war and have food. Except for World War 2.

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3p!Hetalia (Axis+Allies) Sexualites!

Chris Jones---> Pansexual

William Matthews---> Demisexual

Perseus Kirkland---> Homoflexible

Theodore Bonnefoy---> Bisexual

Ian Braginsky---> Homosexual

Zao Wang---> Polysexual

Francesco Vargas---> Bisexual

Reinhardt Beilschmidt---> Homoflexible

Riku Honda---> Ace Bisexual

Alessandro Vargas---> Demisexual

Carlos Carriedo Fernández---> Pansexual

Julian Eldelstein---> Bisexual

Kaiser Beilschmidt---> Homosexual

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uhm new news

Not bad news, Just a Happy Pride Month y’all!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Woo! We made it ‘round once more! I have plans to post Pride-related things this month with the characters so keep your eyes open!

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when people finally discover this blog,

send asks, not nudes, please.

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3p!Allies/Axis as things me and my friends have said

cyes i have friends, and yes they are real life people

Chris.F.Jones: BLOOD. IS. FUNKY

William Matthews: No foots!

Perseus Kirkland: Go away you cottenheaded ninnymuggins

Theodore Bonnefoy: GOOD DAY MADAM

Ian Braginsky: Hey, hey, hey I just saw,,,a real life,,,carpet!

Zao Wang: STOP TRYING TO SET THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE! YOU ALREADY THREW THE PHONE TO CALL THE POLICE AWAY!

Francesco Vargas: uh oh spagettio

Reinhardt Beilschmidt: My bones quiver in excitement

Riku Honda: Listen here you leg fucker,

Alessandro Vargas: No problem my dude. I’m just following the chivalry code.

Carlos Fernández Carriedo: I cry tears of lemonande 

Kaiser Beilschmidt: Boobs=Moons now????

Julian Edelstein: Sugar we can’t curse

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extra

Chris, after Wiliam insulted his outfit of the day: I’m taller then you, you cuntmuffin

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Reinhardt: heyyyyyy you guys doing anything during spring break?

Riku: I’m going to sleep

Francesco: I’m going to somewhere in France

Alessandro: I’m going to hang myself

Carlos: wait no-

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“Cannon” Ships in the 3p!World (with the characters that I have given so far,,,updates to come)

I say “Cannon” because I will take asks for 3p!UsUk or things like 2p!AmericaX3p!Japan, 

FrUk

Amepan

Gerita

Spamano

Rochu

PruAus

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3p!Axis Physical Description HeadCannon’s

this is going to be long

Francesco Vargas (3p!North Italy)

he’s tall in a sense (5″11″)

a lean frame (built similar to a ballerinas)

darkly tanned skin like his 2p’s but it has patches of paler tan on him, one on his right eye and takes the whole space, a couple on his arms that are around 2-3 inches each, some on his torso that are larger (6 inches wide), and some on his legs that are around 2-3 inches wide

wispy platinum blonde hair that’s short and curly

icy blue eyes

smiles that know things that you don’t

very very graceful, steps are light, he makes a good thief

light bags  under his eyes

scars on his torso from when 3p!Rome (Octavius, he’s a jerk and i hate him) got his hands on him for a while

his curl does exist,,,same thing as his first/second players

Reinhardt  Beilschmidt (3p!Germany)

taller then Francesco but only by a couple of inches (6″2′)

built like 1p!Germany but less muscular

fair snowy skin with freckles on his forehead

midnight blue/black curly hair similar to some of 2p!Germany’s (Lutz) designs

dark amber eyes

soft cute amazing smiles that make it seem that he doesn’t know if he’s allowed to smile

clumsy with his hands but somewhat balanced in walking

scars from fights with his brother, Kaiser (3p!Prussia)

no bags under his eyes

he’s so pure i love him so much

Riku Honda (3p!Japan)

short (5″3′)

lean figure like Francesco but a bit more muscular

macaroon cream toned skin

pitch black really long hair, usually up in high ponytail

his hairs straight but he ain’t

periwinkle colored eyes

really cute smiles

athletic in multiple ways, hasn’t tripped in a long time (unless Zao trips him)

scars on his back from “Little Boy” and “Fat Man”. Chris feels really guilty whenever he catches glimpse of them and wishes he got their in time. Riku forgives him though.

dark bags under his eyes

he’s a loveable kitten

Alessandro Vargas (3p!South.Italy/Romano)\

oh boi he’s my favorite character, i love him so much fjkajdkljafkdj a i would die for him+a couple others

tallllll (6″8′) 

hunky muscular figure

skin tone similar to Francescos with the same patches of lighter skin on him, just his are more on his torso. 

chocolate/dark umber hair mix similar to the 2p!South.Italy’s hairstyle

pale emerald eye color with shards of darker emerald in them

doesn’t smile much, but when he opens up and rambles absently about something his eyes light up and he wears a crooked smile that looks adorable and hot at the same time??? it’s worth to see.

more balanced then Zao, due to Octavius’s strict “training”

so many scars, this poor man has been through enough

he’s missing his left eye and a right thumb because of Octavius’s drunken rages

he has a slash across his nose due to the same reason, and missing his entire left leg after it got caught under a building (long story)

has a lot more scars on his back from severe beatings, and a lot on his arms ‘cause of self harm. 

he needs all the love he can get

bags under his eyes heavier then my sins

curl exists just like his first/second players

Carlos Fernández Carriedo (3p!Spain)

can’t spell Spain without pain

tall but when he’s next to Alessandro he looks short (6″0′)

scrawny yet a bit muscular figure

he has dat ass

dark olive skin tone

he has permanent dirty blonde hair in a similar style to 1p!Spains but his hair colors actually dark hickory

the only reason he has dirty blonde hair is because of a drunken mistake with the BTT

teal/cyan eyes with hearts in them

a lot of burns due to him around with his “power”/magic/curse

wears gloves like Elsa, except these are everything-proof

no bags under his eyes

grumpy yet happy ray of sunshine

Julian Edelstein (3p!Austria)

he and Perceus hate each other because both have egos bigger then the earth

average height for a Male Austrian (5″11′)

very skinny figure

medium blonde hair that’s in the style like 1p!Austrias just a bit longer

snowy white skin with flecks of a pale orange on them

heather toned eyes

some scars from wars but they’re real faded now

no bags under his eyes because a king gets his sleep

Mean dudebut i love him

Kaiser Beilschmidt (3p!Prussia)

This boi

smol angry ball (he’s 4″11″ ahhaakhhahahh he hates that he is)

a bit chubby figure that makes hugging him (assuming that he lets you touch him in the first place) adorable

skin tone similar to 1p!Prussia’s 

really pale platinum blonde hair with faint streaks of blue in them (the same event that led to Carlos having permanent blonde hair led him to have cyan blue hair for a month, and Theodore having pink tips for three months)

some scars from fights with Reinhardt

huge bags under his eyes

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3p!Russia+3p!China Physical Description HeadCannon’s

im doing headcannon’s instead of actually trying because im lazy.

Ian Braginski (3p!Russia)

he’s like 5′’8′ 

chubby frame with curves and proud of it!1!!

ashy skin tone 

mint colred eyes that had tints of darker mint that you can see if he’s an inch away from your face

light blonde hair in a Scissor Cut

scars on his stomach+rope burns on his neck from attempts

wide wicked grins and smirks that know things

fluid with his motions, they fly over very smoothly

no bags under his eyes????

has a metal toe after he lost it to frostbite

 Zao Wang (3p!China)

i am aware that 2p Chinas name to some is Zao, but I’m currently using Xiao as 2p Chinas. 

he is average for his height (5″4″, being that the average Chinese man height according to google is 5″4′)

smol and scrawny, uses this to his advantage and get into places he shouldn’t be in

yellow opal skin tone with fire burns after he and Carlos (3p!Spain) fooled around with fire

mahogany eye color

caramel/gingerbread short hair cut in a spiky hairstyle

smirks instead of smiling, but in case he does smile, they’re usually small and lonely in a sense

balanced and graceful

tiny bags under his eyes

sharp teeth that can break skin

whoooo we have another one done

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F.A.C.E Family Physical Desciption HeadCannon’s

You heard it fair folk. Will be using their “human” names instead of their country names because i said so you soap bubble.

Chris.F(ricken).Jones (3p!America)

He’s like 6″5′

awkward bulky body shape

semi-pale tan skin 

big baby blue eyes

rusty dirty blonde hair that’s similar to Soldier 76′s in a sense (idk thats what i feel would look the most like)

big smile that i would die for

typical golden star boy look

has a scar on his back 

can’t see very well because Maria (3p!Mexico) has Texas in this world

eyebrows on fleeeek 

he’s more “handsome” then “hot”

very big hands that are calloused and he hides them a lot out of shame

no freckles but does have moles here and there

i don’t know why but i feel obliged to add he has hitch-hikers thumb

looks like he could kill you but literally the most softest thing in the world

eyes have small bags under them

bIG THIGHS

he usually squeezes things between them for funsies

yes he has the common America’s cowlick

William Matthews (3p!Canada)

i know that i literally just switched the name of 1p!Canada (which is Matthew Williams) just please leave me along i already stuck with this name and y’all can pry it out of my cold dead hands

he’s shorter then his bro (6″2′) but still tall

espresso skin tone 

lean and scrawny body shape

hazel eyes

dark chocolate brown messy hair that’s spiky on some ends

pitch black shadow-vines that are attached to his back, leaving stains on his skin but he covers them up with make-up with his husbands help

doesn’t smile much unless he’s with his husband or kids, but his genuine smile is the 8th wonder of the world

scars on his arms from self-harm, but they’re all faded away now

very clumsy because he can’t figure out how to use his body

jklajkafjJA hE  has freckles on his shoulders which are the cutest thing in the world i cant-

huge bags under his eyes from not sleeping at all

does have the canadian ahoge

and yeah

i don’t know what else to say

yes he does have husband and adopted kids

but thats for later

Perseus Kirkland (3p!England)

he  taller then his prince (5″10′)

snowy white skin that burns all to easily

feminine body shape with some curves and he alright with that because looks don’t matter when you’re the king

violet-blue tinted eyes 

doesn’t have the typical Kirkland bushy eyebrow trait, and probably is a weird thing to look at

jet black hair in a simalr style to Arthur (1p!England) and Olivers (2p!England)

smiles too much but his cuteness and ego makes up for it

scars on torso from wars 

graceful and elegant as

freckles on his nose ;alklfjakl;fjd;kja;kljf;kladfjkldj;kladsgdrjo

he sleeps on good schedule but still has light bags under his eyes

has glasses but doesn’t use them because kings don’t need glasses (but Theodore makes him use them sometimes)

Theodore Bonnefoy (3p!France)

he short but its alright (5″4″)

cacao black skin shade that looks absolutely divine

somewhat feminine body shape thats lean

light gray eyes

rich sandy blonde hair thats the hairstyle called a Pompadour (google gave it to meee)

gives soft-reasuring smiles

little scars on his thighs

clumsier then William, this man can not take a couple of steps without falling/tripping over something

no freckles

slightly big bags under his eyes 

has sunglasses purely for the look of it.

he is soft yet rude its confusing and he will use his innocent looks to decieve you

watch out

I’m dead:p.