Some kind of Sunday service was planned for the next morning and when the local vicar arrived, the hall was still in a filthy state with half-empty glasses and bottles lying everywhere. I was in charge of the cleanup operation and was trying to figure out where to start when the priest asked if he could possibly use the stage. As I pulled back the curtains his face changed from a smile to one of total shock! Hidden behind the drapes were about a dozen comatose semi-naked men and women! I just shrugged and started to laugh. But the clergyman however, was most decidedly not amused and stormed off in a huff.
Ed Shames, Airborne














