Stylish Nagpek gets custom zippers, the wrong way?
Apparently there is a group of unstylish people who don’t know how zippers work, and Nagpek is included in this group. Stylish Nagpek unstylishly ordered a sweatshirt with custom zippers in an attempt to detract attention from Stylish Ben’s stylish new jacket. However, this proved to have an opposite effect for Nagpek. As his desperate grab for attention in the world of fashion proved that he has negative styles, he has also managed to reveal that he doesn’t even get basic fashions. Zippers, which come naturally to the cutsies in the palliance, are a basic style essential, one which I personally mastered at age 2. It seems though that Nagpek hasn’t yet. Nagpek, in fact, has gotten custom zippers that lead not to pockets, but instead simply unzip the side of his sweatshirt by the hem. Nagpek claims that this is designed to help him reach his pants pockets, but we can all see through this fake act. the reality of the situation is that he simply is too embarrassed that he got custom zippers, the wrong way.
- Stylish Ben out.