#3retcha anon

[cb97percent]

The urge to spam chris pics 😮‍💨 my identity must remain secret, however. Have you seen the new teaser images?

bark, bark

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I consider the pics spammed and FUCK YEAH I DID? ARE YOU FUCKING OKAY SINCE IT WAS A 3RETCHA DROP? SHOULD I SEND A WELLNESS CHECK ON YOU? (if this ends up being a unit i will start a riot im not even joking)

(OnlyFans!Chris idea leave me be. OnlyFans!Chris idea leave me be. OnlyFans!Chris idea leave me be!!!)

[cb97percent]

Hey hey,

What's your take on skz lore? In its totality?

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Oh love you have gots to be more specific otherwise we're gonna be here for a decade 🥹

For what it's worth, I do think it branched out along the way. I don't believe it follows a consistent theme anymore, but that's just my take of course.

[cb97percent]

Heyo retcha beloved👋

I hope you don't mind me answering like this because I don't feel comfortable commenting on the middle part. That being said;

Sometimes something just "clicks", and Hyunsace was really that for me (case in point: I love the man to death, but Chris x Fendi ain't it, and it's ASTOUNDING to me how they didn't go for Chrome Hearts' jugular for an ambassadorship. But I digress). I'm not very knowledgeable in the fashion realm, so I don't know if houses pick photographers that align with their philosophy, but every Versace campaign was chef's... motherfucking... KISS! I'm not even officially a Hwanger (I don't feel deserving), and I STILL spiraled REALLY hard with each photoshoot. LOOK AT MA CAPS LOCK!!!1!1!!

I guess the word I'm looking for is "organic". Something felt really organic about Hyunsace. As if it was his brand that he actively owned and designed for, you know what I mean? @ Guess, you're kinda passing for giving me Strokes inspo with the whore jeans and boxer waistband, but @ Dior, you need to pick up the slack, brother, just saying.

Hyunjin was ultra fuckable then, but I can only imagine when that Versace was.... on the floor......

I think I accidentally flustered myself BIG time hold on.

[cb97percent]

Thank yewwww!! Ladies and gentlemen, I now present ot you the official symbol for the 3retcha anon. It's not one but two! Introducingggggg, 🐺🐿️!!!

(I would have gone for the hyunchan combo, but I didn't want you to go crazy over me hehehe 😏)

Thank you, and I'll be a regular little disturbance. For everything skz and not. 💕

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AHHHAHAHAH knowing my bræn, I'd probably go full Debbie_Ryan_hair_tuck.gif as a knee-jerk reaction. In an alternate universe, 🐺🥟 anon sends "what if hyunjin is deadass reading you lol" and I go "wait...... 🫪"

My door's always open! Drop by anytime ^^

[cb97percent]

I think I'll be known as the 3retcha anon from now on lol. Also idk if you saw my previous ask, as a reply to your where to stream question? Just confirming

Yis I did ^^ and I shall designate a speshol tag for u then 🐺🐷🐰🐿️🥟 pick an emoji if you wish!