#3tanasktell

[kithtaehyung]

3tan Yoongi and OC: what y’all’s 3tan! Roman Empire?

Yoongi (reads): Yoongi: ...My what? Reader (laughs): Like, what do you always have on your mind? Yoongi: You. Reader (stares): Well. I mean. (blinks) Usually, it's like a thought, or a fact- Yoongi: You. Reader (swallows): Like. Uhm. Mine would be when you let me listen to that song. Reader: I.. I think about that every day. Yoongi: Mm. Yoongi (looks down): Then that's one of mine, too.

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3tan ask/tell requests: overflow!

[threetangerines]

For Yoongi and OC, we're past sundress season but Christmas season is coming up so...Yoongi how'd you feel about OC in a sexy Mrs Claus outfit? And OC, would you do it? 👀 Don't be shy, we know what you're both like.

Yoongi (slowly looks over):

Reader (head in hands): Oh my god..

Yoongi (grins): What about it, Missus Claus.

Reader: Shut up, please.

Yoongi: What, you wanna be Santa instead?

Reader (looks up): Oh, I’d be a sexy Santa.

Yoongi (laughs): Thought so.

[threetangerines]

for yoongi- are you feeling better?😀

Yoongi (reads):

Yoongi: I’m sleeping better. (looks up)

Yoongi (smiles): So you could say that.

[threetangerines]

To Yoongi… Have you ever thought about recording y/n during while you do the Devil’s tango 😈😆 and using it for your songs?? 👀 (with y/n’a consent of course)

Yoongi (laughs): We’ve—

Reader (flails): No no! We have not done anything!

Yoongi (laughing): Relax! I was gonna say we’ve already went over this. You’d murder me.

Reader (blinks): It’s.. not me you’d need to worry about.

Yoongi (pauses): Oh, fuck. (winces) True.

[kithtaehyung]

Question for y/n and Yoongi: When did you realize that you both liked each other?

Reader: Oh.. (turns) You first. Yoongi: Why me? Reader: Because I'm curious now, too. Yoongi: So? Reader: Awhh, come on. Don't be difficult today. Yoongi (grins): That is actually my only goal for this. Reader (scoffs): Fine, since he's being a brat, I'll go first— Yoongi: That day you stayed. Reader (turns): ...What? Yoongi: That day you stayed over. I, uhm.. Yoongi: You were in the kitchen when I came back. Reader: Oh. (stares) That was so long ago. Yoongi: I know. Reader (looks away): Oh second thought, I'm gonna think about mine— Yoongi: What— Reader (leaves chair): Gonna think really hard!

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3tan ask/tell requests: open!

[threetangerines]

YOONUTS, HOW HAVE YOU AND OC BEEN

Bro & Reader: YOONUTS?? (laughing)

Jimin (bends over):

Taehyung (covers mouth):

Shiv: Are yoo nuts?

Jimin (throws head back): Stop! I can’t— (laughs)

Dom: This whole thing is nuts.

Reia: How many units…

Yuri (laughs): Guys!

Dom: What?

Reader (laughs): Oh, god. (breathes) Wow. Whew…

Yoongi (stares): …You wanna ask that again?

Everyone (laughs): ARE YOONUTS!

[threetangerines]

what is bro thinking about rn??

Bro: Dude. There’s these chips that I keep seeing and I want them so bad.

Yoongi (stares): Nothing. He’s thinking about nothing.

Bro (stands): They’re supposed to be heat!

[kithtaehyung]

Bro! If you had to choose someone to date your sister, who would you choose?

Bro (tsks): Ah, this one again? Bro: Why are y'all so interested in that? Yoongi (walks by): Me. Bro (swats): Get the fuck outta here. (laughs) Bro: Yeah, keep walking! Bro (sighs): Whoever makes them happy and can be there when I'm not.

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3tan ask/tell requests: open!