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acquire sister jail at umbrella dept in your local walmart. it doesn’t have to be a red umbrella, if anything make it rainbow or that frog umbrella. (optional: acquire the frog boots with the frog umbrella)
not optional: fill inside of umbrella with glitter, seal it tight, but not too tight, so glitter will follow your tracks when you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin.
to mimic taako’s arcane cosmetics, go extremely overboard on make-up with an emphasis on glitter and highlights. but don’t look like a clown that you’d throw cheese at in the town square.
nails better be glittery af too, toenails & fingernails
can’t afford fake elf ears? use paper towel tubes. poke holes in them so you can add earrings. if anything, avoid those fake elf ears. paper towel tubes are the way to go, even add more on the ends. it’s more realistic that way.
put on every piece of jewelry in your possession. if you can't put on a necklace, put it on your wizard hat. can’t put on a ring? tough luck, bud.
eight-inch heels, or crocs. no in-betweens. they have to be glittery, or you aren’t a true wizard. (substitution: the frog boots w/frog umbrella, or cowboy boots. neither have to be sparkly, but adding glitter would be encouraged)
bell-bottomed pants, or leggings with sequins. add glitter.
not a substitution but a mandatory addition: floor-length skirt, or glittery as fuck skirt. both, if possible.
just add more glitter you fucking cowards
shirt that says “TAAKO FROM TV” on it. if it’s not decked with sequins, you are a coward. (substitution: black shirt with the “Hi, I’m ___” on it, but write “Taako from TV” in ugly cursive and with glitter pen. black shirt must be glittery as fuck)
a bathrobe (or rain jacket) with large pockets. fill pockets with unopened pudding cups (this is mandatory). with the rain jacket, dump the pudding inside if you are courageous.
a minimum of twelve (12) ponchos/robes, they do not have to be glittery. cheaper the better. comfier the bester. if they have pockets, add unopened pudding cups into them.
a cape, the inside preferably glittery or shiny.
carry around a gaudy purse or two. one should contain nothing but a pile of water bottles filled with key-lime gogurt (offer this as water to those who are thirsty). the second should contain your essentials (make-up, giant cookbook) and a shitton of glitter, in case you run out. also, more pudding.
if you carry only one purse, all contents listed must go inside. no spoons are allowed inside your purses.
this is the most important part— add a pocket inside your wizard hat. inside, a spoon to eat your pudding with. do not let anyone see you get your pudding spoon. there should only be one pudding spoon, and it is for yourself.
> arceus is either
I.) a soft cuddly ungulate who quietly governs the pokemon universe or
II.) a cosmic Lovecraftian horror of unfathomable, incomprehensible appearance whom is everywhere and nowhere, its tissue every universe, its veins every timeline, and its blood the circulation of all that creates and destroys everything. every organ is another countless realities, and its body is everything we will know and will never know. its ring and thousand arms outstretched are the templar of every atom’s being.
That’s important to get out of the way.
> Dialga is a mutant liopleurdon, or another terrifying ancient aquatic dinosaur. I say this because I firmly believe that Palkia is a mutant jumbo shrimp. With wings.
> Giratina is your winged metamorphin’ centipede god that’s a given
> What the fuck is Meloetta
> If Cresselia is widely believed to be a swan, then it should be fair that Darkrai is actually a big dumb owl who keeps breaking my damn birdbath
> I like to headcanon the Ralts line as giant mantises, or animated suits of armor. An artist I look up to headcanons them as satyrs. All three are better than that damn furrybait. Honestly giant mantis is my favorite
> Animated armor Ralts line™ were often paired with the Honedge line, as it was believed the positive energies (fairy-type) of a Gardevoir counteracted the negative energies (ghost-type) of an Aegislash.
> Also, while the fairy-type was being studied, it was first believed it was just a weird ghost-type due to their surprising similarities—but discovering that Pokemon like Mawile and Azumarill were possessing the energies of a now titled Fairy type, this put Pokemon typing science on its head. Now it’s seen as kind of silly that they were confused together, but it now explains why rookie aura-trained Lucario confused Pokemon like Misdreavus and Duskull with Spritzee and Clefairy.
> “like seriously why’s Finnick putting the clefairy with the duskull they’re completely different types”
> I’m serious what is Meloetta, nymph is much too obvious
> Jirachi and Deoxys are related in a convoluted space alien way. In an even bigger reach, it’s not Jirachi and Deoxys that are related but Deoxys and Necrozma.
> Voltorb is perfect the way it is next
> Similarly to the Ralts line, the Pawniard line is either giant bugs or actually more animated armor. Going with the mantis side, the Pawniard and Ralts lines are related. Going with the animated armor side, there’s a myth that says the first Bisharp was created by the spirit of a vengeful samurai, cursed to a lifeless living after performing a spell that would make him immortal. hey don’t ask i just made this up
> Mr. Mime and Jynx stay the same humanoid things, and that’s the most disturbing thing to me than just saying they’re bugs or satyr or undead samurai or whatever
> @nannycanes suggested that a Jynx was an actress’ wardrobe come to life, but what does that make smoochum, make-up? a doll?
> The genie trio actually kind of resemble their therian forms, but only barely. They’re kind of like freakish oni people that are birdish/lionish/whatever thundurus is supposed to be
> Steel types are the best this isn’t a headcanon this is actually fact
> Pokemon like Sharpedo, Weavile, and Tyranitar are actually extremely shy or reclusive. On the flip side, Pokemon like Bidoof and Cherrim are highly aggressive or difficult to maintain. However, Hydreigon’s just a big fat dick.
> Unown are known to be one of the shyest Pokemon, and highly unpredictable. They’re the bane of all scientists, since they don’t respond to testing well and are hyperaware of their surroundings. Not only this, but their “curiosity” has led to them doing... hard to describe things. This is why no one knows anything about them. It’s speculated that Unown do all of this on purpose, but this is biased as this opinion has come from only scientists who’ve researched them (and failed).
> Specific note that all scientists have failed getting much out of Unown. Current information is just stitched together from loose reports and findings, many of which unusable as no one can repeat the procedures.
> The bane of all scientists. Doesn’t matter if you’re a botanist they’ll fuck your plants up too
> The Litwick line has recently been known to possess modern lamps. There are specific instances of Chandelures possessing disco balls or ceiling fans, and research has stated that this is not at all harmful to the Chadelure, but depending on the nature of the Pokemon, can be dangerous to others.
> Unlike Rotom, Litwick must attach its being to one specific object and grow into it alike to metamorphosis. The Pokemon spends its whole existence in whatever object it’s placed into, and is uninclined to move from it, which can be dangerous for the Pokemon if it possesses something that doesn’t have a safely guarded, flammable substance (be it candles, gas, or electric circuits).
> South America is real, source: Mew
> Everyone assumes that Pokemon lay eggs, but literally no one knows. Pokemon are shy breeding around humans or even other Pokemon. I’d say sex but even breeders don’t know
> Different colors on a Pokemon does not constitute shininess, though shininess often constitutes different colors. What indicates shininess is a gene that causes Pokemon to create certain hormones and oils in excess or lack of such, often meddling with their coats and such. Despite poaching, shiny Pokemon coats can often be very fragile and poor quality for fashion. Don’t poach.
> Breeding for shininess can often lead to unhealthy baby Pokemon in the hands of an inexperienced breeder, and inbreeding in experienced ones, which has left a plethora of regulations on Pokemon breeding.
> Still don’t know what Meloetta is
> Toxapex and Mareanie are universally agreed to be the worst Pokemon in terms of handling. They’re overly aggressive and manipulative, highly finicky, and lethargic. A competitive trainer with a well behaved Toxapex is rare and to be feared.
> Scientists have proposed making the Latios and Latias species considered the same, due to the fact they simply have wild sexual dimorphism. The reason why this isn’t so is because of the same reason the Nidoran family aren’t classified as the same: “different statistics, dawg“.
> Bugs
> In some circles in Unova, Musharna has taken the same role Hypno has, which is considered coincidental due to how they share a recent common ancestor. However, Musharna are recognized to be much more benevolent than Hypno, which is very assuring that they won’t take you away in your sleep. They totally could, though.
> The Gothita line are organisms that basically resemble living dolls. Theories of the Shuppet and Gothita lines being related have been passed around, but due to the Shuppet line being non-organic, this is highly unlikely.
> “gothita is heavily pressured into behaving and appearing appropriately not only by their trainers, but their peers. A gothitelle that lounges upside-down on the couch and drinks lemonade while watching reality TV is rare“ —@nannycanes
> “ Meloetta is a super specialized locust. It's dormant form has such fine wings that when it rubs them like a cricket, the unique sound mimics human song while it holds it's mouth open to cool off from expending the energy. Playing the right song activates a hormone trigger in the brain that causes a rapid metamorphosis into its more aggressive and hungry swarming life stage. “ —my friend dev
