Imagine Thorin being enamored by the fact you've embraced the gem and rock based terms of affection
Thorin: *upset about a comment Thranduil made during a trade meeting and brooding in the sitting room with a bottle of whiskey*
You: *comes home from a day of shopping with Dis and sees him* oh what's wrong my precious geode? *sits next to him and hugs him*
Thorin: *internally melts and beings to tell you about the day he had*
*the next day*
You: *got up early, cooked and brought Thorin breakfast in bed during his morning debriefing of the day's schedule* good morning! How did the most brilliant gem in all of middle earth and the love of my life sleep?
Thorin: *hides under the covers from embarrassment* honey, not in front of my advisors! We talked about this!
Dwalin: aw look he's getting embarrassed, how cute.
*later that evening*
You and Thorin: *cuddling in front of the fire*
You: how did I get so lucky to land such a wonderful husband? You are the only treasure worth treasuring.
Thorin: how did I end up with a spouse so cheesy?
