Imagine wearing very form fitting yoga pants in front of the company for the first time
You: *wearing yoga pants on one of the days down that the company takes*
Thorin: *feels the pants leave little to the imagination* hey (y/n) do you have to wear that?
You: *because of the context and where he's looking you think he's talking about your shirt* no I don't have to do you want me to take it off *grabs the hem of your shirt and begins to lift up*
Thorin: *shields his eyes* no, I mean the pants!
You: I usually expect someone to buy me dinner and a little romance before asking me to take off my pants, but for you I guess I'll make an exception. *hooks your thumbs in the waist band of your pants and begins to slide them down your hips*
Thorin: *grabs your hands and stammers* I mean do you not have anything more modest to wear? I mean as lovely as your hip bones are, I just wanted to know if you have absolutely anything else to wear?
You: oh, um no I'm afraid not, my normal pairs of pants are dirty and I'm washing them.
Thorin: I see *goes back and sits by Dwalin *
Dwalin: *pats him on the back* look of the bright side you get to stare at her ass until her pants dry, and you learned you can get her out of her clothes without jumping through hoops.
Thorin: I guess that's good. Also those pants make her thighs look nice and firm don't they?
Dwalin: oh ya, it makes me want to sink my teeth into them
