Me: *starts watching the Buffy the Vampire Slayer* heh, this looks like a fun, campy, wacky show to amuse myself with :3
Buffy: Giles, I'm sixteen years old...I don't want to die.
Giles: to forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It's not done because they deserve it. It's done because they need it.
Drusilla: I don't want to be an evil thing. I want to be good. I want to be pure.
Buffy: close your eyes...
Willow: Oz? Don't you love me?
Oz: All my life...I've never loved anything else.
Anya: I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why.
Buffy: I have to do these things, 'cause, 'cause when I stop... then she's really gone. And I'm trying, Dawn, I am really trying to take care of things. But I don't even know what I'm doing! Mom always knew.
Glorificus: Cause I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of, and all I see is six-billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around. Everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind. 'Cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts.
Buffy: The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.
Spike: But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again, and do something different. Faster, or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways. Every night, I save you.
Buffy: It's wrong. I'm wrong. Please, tell me that I'm wrong! ...Please don't forgive me... God, please don't forgive me...
Tara: Your shirt...
Buffy: Are you ready to be strong?
Me: whAT DID I JUST PUT MYSELF THROUGH
