Four Hundred Follower Fic-Athon
I’ve hit 400 followers which is a really insane number so to celebrate... Send me a number and a person and I’ll write a flash fic!
“If you had asked me to stay I would have.”
“Will you shut up for just a minute so I can say something nice to you?”
“I love you!” .. “I love me too; good decision!”
“Will you stay?” .. “As long as you need me to.”
“Careful, there. Seems like you’re getting dangerously close to expressing some kind of genuine emotion.”
“All’s fair in love and war!”
“I don’t like salad, or eye contact.”
“C’mon… look how cute I am.”
“You know, I would help you but making fun of you is so much more satisfying.”
“Did I ever have a chance?” .. “That’s the sad part; you did once.”
“You really shouldn’t have heard that.”
“You’re too good to me.” .. “I know, it’s disgusting isn’t it?”
“Are you laughing at me?”
“Are you going to be sitting on my lap all night? I mean, it’s cool if you do!”
“That was definitely not my finest hour.”
“Yeah, we don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day anymore. Not after last year…”
“Hopefully it’s no longer cheesy for me to do this.”
“Shut up, you broke your ankle; I’m taking you to the hospital.”
“I’m not going on camera like this.” .. “Like what? Adorable?”
“Maybe I’m just not good enough.”
“How long has it been since you slept last?”
“Does it hurt?” .. “It’s not pleasant.”
“If I promise to come with you, will you make the appointment?”
“I’ve never been more attracted to you.”
“I respect myself too much to fight like this.”
“One thousand yellow daisies.”
“I don’t need a Prince Charming to save me!” .. “I guess it’s a good thing I’m not Prince Charming.”
“I'm taking one of those quiet moments where I weigh your good qualities against your bad ones and decide if you're actually worth the trouble.”
“Everyone deserves a second chance.”
“You are kind and that’s enough.”
“I’m sick of feeling useless!”
“Mind your own business, buddy.” .. “I’m making this my business.”
“Who wears the pants in your relationship?”
“You’re killing me, smalls!”
“You gave me a black eye.” .. “Think of it as a parting gift. And be glad it didn’t come as a set.”
“You’re an idiot. I married an idiot.”
“Oh. I thought you were joking. I’m sorry.”
“I swear to god I will divorce you.”
“You see, when a man loves a woman...”
“Do you want to come over?”
“Are you flirting with me?”
