Most Beloved Wrestler Tournament
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Chelsea Green
Adam Cole
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Most Beloved Wrestler Tournament
#4138
Chelsea Green
Adam Cole
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4138 Chicago, IL 04/30/2025
#4138 ＠ 東京都江東区豊洲
Hold the phone. 11:10... you almost forgot! One minute until the empire's REBRANDING launch. You wonder if it will live up to the hype? Guess you'll find out.
You ride out another 60 seconds and... huh? Something happened to your BAKING CHEST. Did the logo just change?
No more hiding in plain sight, I take it.
Her Imperious Condescension, Empress-in-exile of the Alternian Empire and scourge of a thousand worlds, has openly declared her darkest, most reprehensible title yet.
Chief Executive Officer of the Betty Crocker Corporation.
It's just a fork instead of a spoon. Not the most awe inspiring logo you've ever seen, but who are you to judge? Aside from the future owner of the company.
...can someone take Jane aside for a second, and explain what usually happens to Her Condescension’s heiresses?
You try the broken switch again. Hey look, it does something now, toggling your trusty bowlbuster between a STIRRING SOLUTION and a POKING SOLUTION. Neat!
Well, Jane. Do you want to create something delicious, or start poking holes in people?
Because right now, you could go either way.
Nope, still nothing. You surely would have heard the truck pull up. You guess the empire wasn't able to coordinate the mail with its rebranding. Maybe the U.S. Postal Service is the one thing it doesn't have its gnarled claws in yet? (Another mental note: sink gnarled claws into post office when you take over.)
Jane, for god's sake, you do not want to go any further down this road. A villain arc would be bad enough, but a capitalist arc would be significantly worse. At least villains are cool.
I FUCKING KNEW THIS SHIT WAS GOING TO MATTER
Day Four Thousand One Hundred Thirty-Eight 4138日目
Sunny, 8.0 C Measured the length and poured water. Probably 1.1 cm long.
晴れ 8.0℃ 長さをはかり、水をやる。おそらく全長1.1cm。