You'd honestly prefer he not be kept here in the living room. Sometimes you tell dad you really want poppop in the attic. He says the mere fact you call it that tells him you're not ready.
Dad Crocker, you confuse and fascinate me.
Grandpa Harley wasn't stored in the attic, but he did have one, and it ended up being extremely important to multiple plotlines. If Attic #1 contained two corpses and an interdimensional portal, what the hell's hidden in Attic #2?
What's that, poppop? It seems he's concerned that you may not be properly equipped. You prove to him that you indeed had no intention of leaving the house without your trusty joke book.
YES, I am going out with this book! No, I will not go get an unabridged copy! No, I will not take yours! I can hardly even lift it! Oh, that is so preposterous. Do you even hear what you're saying? I will be fine! This is a perfectly funny book and it contains many incredibly funny jokes! Oh, will you just stop it. I am going now. Good day!!!
Silliness runs in more than one side of this family. <3
One of our prime prototyping candidates has lost an arm, which rings a hell of a bell. Is this session destined to create another Perfect Jack?
...actually, that might be exactly what's happening. According to Karkat's explanation of the cosmic cancer, Jack's ascension was 'inevitable'. We're still in that same universe - and, in fact, still in the same session - so won't he be equally inevitable here?
