#420hme

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ATTN: HATE MOSH EMPIRE/PITCHURCH ATTENDEES

hello. this is papa pitchurch. i want to thank you all for the constant support and devotion to the pit. but here's the thing. i know a lot of you (in fact, the majority of our congregation) have never actually been in a serious pit. i want each and every one of you to make it a resolution for 2k15 to make your way into a real pit and get acquainted. doesnt matter if you think you're awkward or dont have the steez, just do it. get your ass in there. once the initial fear is out of the way, the rest is cake. welcome to 2015, hate mosh empire. do me proud.

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HATE MOSH MASTERPOST PT. 2

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HATE MOSH MASTERPOST PT. 1

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always hardcore

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420HME Roll Call

OGs: 420core h8moshofficial moshpitapologist decepticonfucker420 420official emogod420 murdarioxstomp powerdad-official crimewave420 tonyabbottssecondterm sven-mcsven

Pitchurch Disciples: drgnfckr 420commoncore og-sludgebone dissonantwalrus pisspatriarch shortshortsmoshcru dogpetter420 el-peezus cryptic-tits insidemycar drakery siganelcoyote420666999 spacepurp420 v-for-valkyr tiddiemeat (rip) 

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in which i showcase proper 2 step technique

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po up (smoke) headshot (smoke) sit down (smoke) stand up (smoke) pass out (smoke) wake up (smoke) faded (smoke) faded (smoke)

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BREAKING NEWS

THE 420 HATE MOSH EMPIRE HAS TAKEN OVER DASHCON. Witnesses report multiple gorgeous people walking into panels and headwalking over attendees before crowdkilling the panelists. Someone has commandeered the PA at Dash Prom and is playing nothing but sludgewave. Girls in Homestuck cosplay are crying in a corner. crimewave420 has been spotted sprinting through the halls throwing handfuls of kush out of a garbage bag shouting, quote, "U AINT WIT THE SHITS BOI!!" When reached for comment, 420core grabbed this reporter's microphone and stated, "This is now a turn up function. GET FUCKED!" before tackling a nearby 10th Doctor who promptly wet himself. Stay tuned for more updates.