There are still a few characters I haven't killed yet. I almost forgot about them.
Homestuck's an awfully trigger-happy webcomic, it has to be said. Even the damn frog got whacked.
Most of these characters have the status you'd expect them to have, but there's still plenty of interesting information here - some of it rather unexpected.
First of all, it seems as if the introduction of Dad Crocker qualifies as a 'resurrection' of Dad Egbert. As far as the comic is concerned, these two are, in fact, the same person - and thus, they share a symbol.
Next, Sollux is apparently half-dead.
The last time we saw him, he was overexerting his psionics like crazy to accelerate the trolls' meteor towards the Green Sun. My theory is that he tapped into his Doom Aspect to achieve this feat - and that doing so has permanently reduced his lifespan, as if he made a deal for the Shinigami's Eyes.
Sollux isn't dead, but he's less alive than he used to be.
Clover's far too lucky to die, so I'm pretty confident that a question mark indicates that a character is still alive; they just haven't yet been revealed as such.
Therefore, the same is probably true for Spades Slick.
I don't know how he could have survived the destruction of a universe, but I'm not complaining.
Jane's confirmed dead, but there's a question mark appended to that death - so I think she did die, but it's not going to stick. Her Life powers are about to kick in.
And WV is the same!!
Fuck yeah! Give us our Mayor back, Hussie!
I was planning on totally messing with them in the short window of time they're in the same universe as me!
Right, right - because right now, John and Jade are in the weird, pseudocanonical dimension that Hussie's writing the comic in.
I wonder if that'll have any effect on their reality, or their awareness of the Fourth Wall? Are they currently 'non-canonical' versions of themselves? Since they're outside the comic, has everyone inside the comic forgotten that they exist?
Hopefully it isn't too late.
Let's see. They should be traveling near the speed of light across a distance of one yard, giving them about three nanoseconds before they crash through the other wall.
Wait, they're moving relativistically?
In that case, their trip should only last three nanoseconds from an observer's perspective. From their perspective, the trip's length should be different. Potentially very different, although it's impossible to estimate the degree of time dilation in effect without knowing the exact fraction of c that they're travelling at.
Anyway, Jade's powers now apparently include relativistic acceleration - which stretches time, as well as space. These two Aspects are joined at the hip, and to control one is to control the other.
Maybe I'll just level up these kids before they go, and that's it. They've earned it after all, don't you think?
And with some rare generosity from Hussie, it's time for John and Jade to experience Elder God Tier.
