Gotta say, I'm impressed at how quickly Davesprite put this together. Even with sprite magic, he had mere seconds to conceptualize this bit before John threw the bucket.
this is john. actually, it is john, jade, and dave sprite. we all contributed to the contents of this bucket!
I know John well enough to be 100% sure that this was not an accident. He knows exactly what he's doing here.
i deeply regret that i will not be present for these highly touted "TROLL/HUMAN SLOPPY MAKEOUTS", ha ha. maybe in three years, assuming you all aren't totally smooched out by then!!!
Fucking get his ass, John!
This is the humans' final vengeance for Project Trolling, and it is glorious.
rose and dave, you both look totally sweet! i can't believe you're both god tiers now. did you know jade is too? also, she has dog ears. she looks fantastic. how cool is it that we're all god tiers? it's like we're a super hero team, or some kind of anime squad. like the sailor moons, i guess, but not as lame, or as sexy.
I love the implication here that John's low-key into magical girl shows, and has a huge crush on the Sailor Scouts in particular. Dude is not beating the transfem allegations.
i'm already looking forward to this new session so hard. it was a fun adventure we had today, wasn't it?
One single day - but for me, as well as the liveblog's readership, that single day lasted almost three years. It's pretty wild that time is actually moving now.
i'll even miss talking to the trolls too. say hi to them for me, even though i didn't get to know many. except karkat obviously, and oh yeah, vriska too. vriska, if you read this, thanks again for all your help.
I'd honestly give decent odds that Vriska will be back in the picture before John's even learned she's dead - and we love that for her.
but now jade says i have to finish quickly! she wants me to throw this bucket and its heartfelt payload through her mysterious portal. so here i go.
This kid really is merciless. He pretends to be oblivious to this stuff, but we all know the truth - that this message was a prankster's masterful gambit, expertly constructed to get Karkat' goat.
It's John's finally gift to his friends, before they start their respective three-year journeys - and I'm sure it's appreciated.
Oh, fuck yes.
Oh yeah, this is going down immediately.
I'm so sad that this is an animation, rather than a set of gifs, because I could get a lot of mileage out of Rose's little eyebrow waggle.
Looks like Terezi's finally made up her mind about whether she's in Dave's human grill - and it appears she's landed squarely in the affirmative.
Of course, with all these couples pairing off, Karkat's only got one option left...
And this, I believe, is a tl;dr of the next three years.
Godspeed, Team Meteor. I await your updates to my shipping diagram with bated breath. o7
