#4chan leak

[toweringclam]

We keep winning, somehow.

[surgeonssturgeon]

Me watching 4Chan slowly crash and burn (i fucking hate 4Chan) :

[mint-mumbles]

[loudlittledemon]

Alright fuck it y’all are getting a drone post. I’m gonna spew my recent hyperfixation because it’s tumblr and where else would I. Anyway I don’t sincerely believe aliens are going to invade, but I collect conspiracy theories like baseball cards and I have no one else to talk about them to.

There are two objects we will be covering.

1. The drones (and briefly the drones)

2. The orbs

The orbs were spotted first almost over a year ago in Virginia, USA. Quickly forgotten about. The drone swarms have been happening in New Jersey USA for almost 3 months now, the police have gotten over 3,000 calls about them. Then there was an orb that appeared hovering feet off the runway at a uk air base. Then the drones came after. An orb appeared recently in New York I think, and then the drones appeared.

So here’s my theory. The drones are ours. They aren’t foreign tech. We shot the Chinese weather balloon down within a week, and it was…it was a fuckin balloon. Oooh scary. Ahem. For some reason, the USA is not revealing what these drones are. We (royal we) have said we don’t know what they are but ‘they aren’t a threat’. Of course, how the heck do we know *that* if we don’t know what they are? (Also pls note the USA is not a stranger to experimenting on their own communities of people so this could just be a really weird test)

Then there was a statement released a few days ago that the uap sightings had ‘included’ drones (military and civilian) and planes (military and civilian). But the included is really getting me. Okay, so those were in the list. WHAT ELSE WAS ON THE LIST what else is included??? The fast drones that pilots have seen over the ocean are from the secret alien facility in the ocean from that 4chan leak. (Kinda think it’s got some heft kinda don’t, anyway I don’t pay much mind to it but it’s a fun one)

Anyway. So yes, we aren’t shooting the drones down because they are ours and they are monitoring the orbs. Now, the orbs. Those bitches crazy! Fast, weirdly so. Able to incapacitate drones that fly within a specific radius of it, either shooting them up into the sky so they lose contact and plummet or they just catch on fire and plummet. And the USA/UK hasn’t shot the orbs down because they don’t want to anger the orbs owners, whether it’s aliens or another country (however my favorite theory is that we haven’t shot them down because we can’t. they can’t be destroyed). (Note: if the ocean lab *is* related then the tinier drones are the USA’s and the bigger, flat sedan-ish type drones are theirs but again, that feels like too much string connecting. Feel free to input your own opinion if you’ve made it this far you fucking champion and my new best friend. Anon is on if shy.

Also might be unrelated but we’ve had weird ufo/uap sightings every time nuclear material was lost (don’t fucking ask me how that happens I have no idea), and some was recently lost on the east coast of the states. But anyway I have no one to rant about this to.

[prima-diva]

Alright Pokéfans, it's time to look at yet another rumor! This time about various things such as the new eeveelutions and apparently a unique change in the battle system!

[toweringclam]

So it goes

[prima-diva]

So I usually don't talk about this sorta stuff but a VERY JUICY rumor is going on on 4chan and I do believe it could be potentially real!

[l0ne-f00l]

4CHANS GONE REJOICE🎉🎉🎉🎉